Too Funny For words :) |
A new priest at hisfirst mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit , I p...
Posted by Liss[has had enough of summer allready] on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:19:00 PST |
12 reasons to laugh |
12 reasons to Laugh
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
How come we ...
Posted by Liss[has had enough of summer allready] on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:02:00 PST |
here are some ways to make life harder... |
Life is getting too easy? The Washington Post obviously thinks so. It asked its readers to suggest ways to make life tougher than necessary:
Change 911 emergency to 134599671A
Change license plate siz...
Posted by Liss[has had enough of summer allready] on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:01:00 PST |
horrible labels |
· on tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "do not turn upside down"
· on marks & spencer ...
Posted by Liss[has had enough of summer allready] on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:00:00 PST |
24 things to do in wal*mart |
24 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks ...
Posted by Liss[has had enough of summer allready] on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:59:00 PST |
Great truths about life |
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
* No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
* When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
* If your sister hits...
Posted by Liss[has had enough of summer allready] on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:57:00 PST |
16 things to do on your drivers test |
top 16 things to do in a driving test
16. Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.
15. Beep your horn at everything.
14. When you stop at a light, ...
Posted by Liss[has had enough of summer allready] on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST |
How Elmira are you? |
How Elmira Are You??Q: Is King Kone the greatest place ever?Meh...Fairshake is prbly the bestQ: Did you remember Super Duper?uh huhQ: ...did you ever get a free cookie from Super Duper?idk..Q: Did Ern...
Posted by Liss[has had enough of summer allready] on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:39:00 PST |
You know you are from elmira if... |
You know you are from Elmira if you...1. brag about all of the famous people that are associated with our town (Eileen Collins, Tommy Hilfiger, Mark twain, etc..)2. drive 80 mph down clemens center an...
Posted by Liss[has had enough of summer allready] on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:21:00 PST |
Stereotyping is bad karma |
pick the stereotype that fits you the most.post this with that as the name...I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexicI'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be ...
Posted by Liss[has had enough of summer allready] on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:36:00 PST |
