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Bukkake

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Bukkake is a group sex practice wherein a series of people take turns ejaculating onto someone. There can be strong overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice. Various styles exist, but a common form of bukkake seen in such publications will involve a woman or man sitting, lying down, or kneeling while men (or functional transsexuals) approach to masturbate until they ejaculate on her/his body, primarily on the face or in the mouth. The semen is left on the face as another man repeats the routine.


Contents

    1 History 2 Etymology 3 Types of Bukkake4 Gokkun 5 See also

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[ edit ] History

Bukkake was popularized in Japan by Japanese adult video companies in the first half of the 1990s . It is to be assumed that a significant factor in the development of bukkake was the mandatory censorship of genitalia ( porn mosaic ) in Japan. Since the directors could not show penetration they had to invent new, visually-appealing ways to approach sex acts that would satisfy the audience without violating Japanese law. Semen was not required to be censored, thus creating a loophole for harder sex scenes.

The term “Bukkake” was popularized in the United States by talk show host Howard Stern on his nationally syndicated radio program. Controversy arose regarding the meaning of the word when station managers began censoring its use, inadvertently creating more interest.

[ edit ] Etymology

Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (?????, to dash [water]), and means simply "splash" or "dash." The compound verb can be decomposed into two verbs: butsu (??) and kakeru (???). Butsu literally means to hit, but in this usage it appears to be an intensive prefix as in buttamageru (??????, "completely astonished") or butchigiri (?????, "overwhelming win"). Kakeru in this context means to shower or pour. The word bukkake is often used in Japanese to describe pouring out water (or other liquids) with sufficient momentum to cause splashing or spilling.

Indeed, bukkake is used in Japan and Tanzania to describe a type of dish where the toppings are poured on top of noodles, as in bukkake- udon and bukkake- soba .

[ edit ] Types of Bukkake

    Forced Bukkake: This is where a willing participant is unwilling to get a facial shower from several men.Bukkake Summit: Where a participant receives a bukkake shower but tilts their head back and opens their mouth, trying to catch it all. At the end of all the facials any semen not already ingested is collected and drunk by the target of the bukkake shower. See " gokkun ." Snowball or Trade Bukkake: This style of bukkake has two or more targets, which after receiving the facials, the targets swap the semen from mouth to mouth or lick it off each other's faces. See " gokkun ." Semen Play Bukkake: Here is where many men ejaculate on the recipient's face, after which the recipient plays with the semen. This can include manipulating the semen with the fingers, gargling with the semen, or drooling the semen out of the mouth. Also the men may ejaculate on the participant's food after which the food is eaten. Dream Shower: Two people engage in sexual intercourse while several men masturbate and take turns ejaculating on the face or body of one or both of the participants.Bottom Bukkake: Where the target bends over and bares their buttocks towards the other participants. They then proceed to shower the target's buttocks/anus with semen.

[ edit ] Gokkun

Main article: Gokkun

The semen fetish has grown well beyond the practice of bukkake, and now many popular titles circle around other themes, for example, gokkun , (literally "to gulp") which is the act of consuming large amounts of semen.

[ edit ] See also

    Semen Orgy Facial Pornography in Japan List of Japanese sex terms
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Posted by bukkacakes on Sat, 26 May 2007 11:36:00 PST

dvda & atm

here's a bunch of shitty photoshops and drawings i've made over the years on somethingawful.com and various other message boards.  might as well put them on here so more people lose respect for m...
Posted by bukkacakes on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:57:00 PST

a CARAZZYY bulletin

Tired of all of those stupid surveys made by High School kids?'Have you ever kissed someone?''missed someone?''told someone you love them?''drank alcohol?'Here are some questions for some people who a...
Posted by bukkacakes on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 06:30:00 PST

I HATE MY JOB NOW

last monday, i had to switch cubicles from the 6th floor to the 7th floor of my office.  while on the 6th floor, i had a nice little cube with 5 and half foot walls tucked away in the corner.&nbs...
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i know what true pain feels like....

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soooo fucking bored

30 minutes left until my 5 day weekend begins. i can't wait to go home and get fat. recommend me some good movies to watch when i'm not eating and/or getting drunk. have a good thanksgiving everybod...
Posted by bukkacakes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck cooking part II

ok, as seen in my previous blog, you may have noticed i suck at cooking.  well never more, i say.  check out my breakfast this morning, bitches. cheddar omelette with bacon: on an unrelat...
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I... -- smoke: ahhh, flavor country -- Cuss: who me? no. -- Sing: sometimes when i'm by myself -- Take a shower everyday: yes, i'm a greasy italian -- Have a crush:  i hate that word -- Do you th...
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