I hate profiles,
I like to curse
I like to drink beer
I like to read
I like to spend all day in bed
I like to shop
I hate getting dressed
I like vodka
I hate sentences that start with I (but what the fuck it's a profile "About Me" so well.....yeah
I got the bias from sentences that start with I from every English teacher ever
I like my bed
I like shoes
I like tattoos
They tell me at my shop I will be covered soon
I might stop before then
As my friend told me earlier today "Craziness is part of the Erica package, and that's why we love you, just leave the drama and your dad at home"
I can do that
All about yourself...the survey.
All about yourself...
First name?:: Erica
Middle name?:: Michal
Like your name?:: Well enough
Named after anyone?:: My middle name came from my dad's ex's cousin
Any nicknames?:: Rica
Age?:: 23
Birthdate?:: 7/13/1983
Birthplace?:: Los Angeles
Time you were born?:: 6:30 a..m.
Current location?:: Work :-p
Height?:: 5'3 ish
Like your height?:: yeah
Eye color?:: hazel
Contacts/glasses?:: yup
Hair color?:: now? reddish
Natural hair color?:: brown
Dye your hair often?:: yes! i loves me some hair dyez
Righty or lefty?:: right
Your favorite...
Type of music?:: music
Band or singer?:: Dresden Dolls/BARR/Liz Phair (for the moment i'm so changeable)
TV show?:: don't watch it
Movie?:: .....get back to me on that one
TV channel?:: dont watch it
Radio station?:: radio sucks nowadays, but i generally listen to indie 103.1
Place to be?:: In mah bed
Thing to do?:: Randomly drive around with friends
Food?:: Burritos/fondue/Pho
Non alcoholic drink?:: Diet Coke/Water
Alcoholic drink?:: VodkaTonic/Good Beer
Animal?:: BUNNY!
Holiday?:: burfday
Season?:: summer
Sport?:: sports suck
Place to shop?:: thrift stores/random places i run across
Clothing brand?:: tulle/citizen of humanity jeans/old stuff
Scent?:: earl grey tea, sunshine, wet concrete, boy deoderant, and my givenchy perfume
Restaurant?:: nameless vietnamese pho restaurant (2841 sunset)
Fruit?:: strawberries/nectarines
Vegetable?:: cucumbers/tomatos
Fast food restaurant?:: blech(jack in the box on a bad day)
Pizza topping?:: cheese and veggies
Ice cream flavor?:: ice cream! (but i shouldn't eat it my tummy don't like dairy"
Magazine?:: french elle
City?:: Paris/San Francisco/Los Angeles
Color?:: Purple
Number?:: Do people really have these
This or that...
Chocolate or vanilla?:: Chocolate
Pepsi or coke?:: Diet coke
Hot or cold?:: Hot
Black or white?:: Black
Dog or cat?:: Dog
French toast or pancakes?:: French toast
French fries or onion rings?:: dude
Hamburger or hot dog?:: hamburger
Pepperoni or sausage?:: neither
Britney or Christina?:: trash
McDonalds or Burger King?:: neither
50 Cent or Eminem?:: gunz?
Canada or Mexico?:: Hot or Cold?
Hug or kiss?:: Snuggle
Movies or TV?:: Movies
Truth or dare?:: Dare
Do you...
Shower daily?:: Nope(but I am not stinky)
Sing in the shower?:: Yes
Like to sing?:: Yes(but you don't want to hear me do it)
Like to dance?:: Love it
Smoke?:: When drinking
Drink?:: Wouldn't the above answer this
Cuss?:: I should be a sailor
Talk to yourself?:: Sadly...
Believe in yourself?:: Sometimes
Play an instrument?:: Not anymore
Go to school?:: NO
Go to college?:: Been there done that
Have a job?:: Yes
Like your job?:: No
Want to get married?:: Yes
Want to have kids?:: No
Get along with your parents?:: Well enough
Get along with your siblings?:: I guess so
Drive?:: Yes
Random...
Do you think you're trustworthy?:: Very
Think your funny?:: I guess so
Ever toilet papered someones house?:: No
Gone garbage can tipping?:: Yes
What are your parents names?:: Gloria/stuart
Siblings names?:: Anna
Do you wash your hands frequently?:: Yes
How many time a day do you brush your teeth?:: 2-3
Collect anything?:: Books?
Ever been in love?:: Yes
In love right now?:: Yes
What color pants are you wearing right now?:: Jeans
How does your hair look?:: Short, purply-red
Ever had your heartbroken?:: yes ....sigh
Ever broken the law?:: yes
Been arrested?:: almost
Been out of the country?:: yes
Can you stick your fist in your mouth?:: teeeheee
When was the last time you got drunk?:: recently
Do you do drugs?:: not really anymore
When was the last time you were high on anything?:: a few days ago I smoked some pot
Do you prefer the lights on or off?:: on
Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: no(well if it was 100% safe? maybe)
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:: boxer briefs
Do you like to laugh?:: yes
Ever had a bloody nose?:: yes
Have you ever caught a fish?:: nope
What was the last thing you ate?:: veggie omelette, hashbrowns, toast, and bacon
What time do you go to bed?:: anywhere from 5:00 p.m. to 3:00 a.m. all depends
What's your favorite color?:: you already asked this
Do you like to give or recieve?:: give
Are you obsessed with anything/anyone?:: BUNNIES!
Do you live alone?:: no
Do you own a blender?:: yes
Do you like the snow?:: i don't know
Ever been up a mountain?:: yes
Ever been rootin'?:: rootin'?
Do you like surprises?:: yep
Girl Anachronismyou can tell
from the scars on my arms
and cracks in my hips
and the dents in my car
and the blisters on my lips
that i'm not the carefullest of girlsyou can tell
from the glass on the floor
and the strings that're breaking
and i keep on breaking more
and it looks like i am shaking
but it's just the temperature
and then again
if it were any colder i could disengage
if i were any older i could act my age
but i dont think that youd believe me
it's
not
the
way
i'm
meant
to
be
it's just the way the operation made meand you can tell
from the state of my room
that they let me out too soon
and the pills that i ate
came a couple years too late
and ive got some issues to work through
there i go again
pretending to be you
make-believing
that i have a soul beneath the surface
trying to convince you
it was accidentally on purposei am not so serious
this passion is a plagiarism
i might join your century
but only on a rare occasion
i was taken out
before the labor pains set in and now
behold the world's worst accident
i am the girl anachronismand you can tell
by the red in my eyes
and the bruises on my thighs
and the knots in my hair
and the bathtub full of flies
that i'm not right now at all
there i go again
pretending that i'll fall
don't call the doctors
cause they've seen it all before
they'll say just
let
her
crash
and
burn
she'll learn
the attention just encourages herand you can tell
from the full-body cast
that i'm sorry that i asked
though you did everything you could
(like any decent person would)
but i might be catching so don't touch
you'll start believeing youre immune to gravity and stuff
don't get me wet
because the bandages will all come offand you can tell
from the smoke at the stake
that the current state is critical
well it is the little things, for instance:
in the time it takes to break it she can make up ten excuses:
please excuse her for the day, its just the way the medication makes her...i dont necessarily believe there is a cure for this
so i might join your century but only as a doubtful guest
i was too precarious removed as a caesarian
behold the worlds worst accident
I AM THE GIRL ANACHRONISMcopyright 2002 amanda palmer
