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Circus Brown

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About Me

Not A Side Show! This is my website go check it out also don't ferget to check out my radio show on KRCL 90.9 FM in Salty Town, USA 10 pm to 1 am Saturday nights.The album is out check it out here! Circus Browns SnackboxI wish I had a picture of Charles Nelson Riley wearing one of my shirts.

My Interests

I like fish. Catching them, eating them, keeping them as pets and throwing them at cars.

I'd like to meet:

Vegans and Vegetarians that don't talk down to us barbarians.

Music:

Know what pisses me off about Bluegrass music? Any time a Bluegrass band covers a song people think its not a cover, that this old tyme sound must be where that song originated. Hey Circus did you know Waiting Room was originally a Horseflies song? Don't make me punch you in the mouth. Do Bluegrass bands even write original songs anymore?

Movies:

Bobby wasn't like the other boys, he had stinky areolas.Twice a day he'd slip into the locker room to re-apply Old Spice to his ever hardening and stank mammaries.Not much was ever written about Blitzen, Santa's wayward thug-deer. When not pulling a sleigh or participating in all the other reindeer's games Blitzen could be found in Santa's Sweatshop bitch-hoofing the elves into submission.So obsessed with Leonardo da Vinci he mimicked his paintings, failed trying to re-invent da Vinci's contraptions, had a butterfly tattoo'd on his lower back with the words 'Renaissance Man' blazing in fiery letters across the insects wings, and he even cut off his own ear and mailed it to the editor's at Field & Stream, yes he wasn't a very bright man.A bad dream it had to have been, raisins and sweet dill pickles adorned the coleslaw. Her mother was insane about colors matching even if it meant making yin-yang salads out of mandarin oranges and cottage cheese. Even the cake had pubic hairs, chocolate pubic hairs, but who could resist all this, it matched, everything was symmetrical, both light and dark were represented, east and west, paper and plastic, chaotic good and lawful evil, thank god I brought my 20 sided dice...No ammount of cranapple could change its rotation, or the fact that even though it was the middle of the day, they still served breakfast.

Television:

i think yer thinking way too much about what you think you thought should be done but in thinking that you probably misunderstood what you thought you knew you were thinking so you might want to back peddle and maybe rethink it and then let us all know yer thoughts... or just think about it and keep it to yerself is what I think or thunk I think.

Books:

"Nobody can handle electricity gone amok. It is too powerful... Ben Franklin was never able to lock a door again after the day lightning came down his kite string and fused that key to his thumb. They called it a great discovery and they called him a great scientist; but, in fact, he bawled like a baby for the rest of his life every time he smelled rain in the air."

-Hunter S. Thompson Excerpt from Songs of the Doomed

Heroes:

Connery he's the King.

My Blog

Just another Circus

Ok let me get this straight.If Hillary is Rocky Balboa...Then Bill would be Apollo Creed...I don’t know what that makes Obama but Apollo dies... I’m gunna miss you Carl. {insert archive fo...
Posted by Circus Brown on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:44:00 PST

Im getting so old, now I know how McCain Feels

Here I am in "THE BAY" area, got into town, hit up the ol’ Pho Hoa just a couple blocks from my luxurious Quality Inn Suites of American Glory.  On the way back to the Shitel I decide to st...
Posted by Circus Brown on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:16:00 PST

Its always funny to laugh at me

So once in a while I make the "news" nothing special, but a few weeks ago I got mentioned in the only column I read every week in the CW.  Yeah thats right CW, I only read the Ocho, all the other...
Posted by Circus Brown on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:36:00 PST

My city needs help with its Carbon Footprint

Schwaggville, USA! Is my new home town.  Right now its a quiet little town, one street, no litter, everybody knows each other and is really nice to each other, what can I say, its a pretty great ...
Posted by Circus Brown on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:04:00 PST

Dog, not that stupid fucking bounty hunter

So I've had my dog Chance for a good 10 years now, and his maintenance has been as much as I paid for him, free.  Over the years I've always told Chance that if he ever gets sick or injured I'll ...
Posted by Circus Brown on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:10:00 PST

I’d like to make this blog about another blog

So my buddy Shon over at 24tix.com axed me to make another blog for his website, so's I did, you should go give it a good read My new 24tix.com BlogThank you and remember to eat more miniature fruits ...
Posted by Circus Brown on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:54:00 PST

The Truth

I'd like to just let everyone know that I can no longer live this lie.I am not Seth Rogen
Posted by Circus Brown on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 05:11:00 PST

A little bit of SEMA never hurt nobody

Well if you wants to kill some time check out my pics from a big ol' car show in Vegas Circus Brown dot com
Posted by Circus Brown on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:29:00 PST

How I became King of the Vegans

So a month or so ago Slug asked me to be in their spaghetti sauce competition, well I love sauce but I ain't never thought of cookin sauce for real real but what the hell do I have to lose right? ...
Posted by Circus Brown on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 07:21:00 PST