THE ONLY THINGS YOU NEED KNOW ABOUT ME:
FIRST AND FOREMOST:
I LOVE MY FAMILY!!!
I don't expect you to understand me; in fact, I prefer to remain enigmatic.
I am a rare breed: Flawed and unconventional; Distinctive and unpredictable.
I have a "prove it" attitude and I'm not afraid to use it.
I rarely take "no" for an answer.
I often drive without shoes.
There are very few things that I won't try at least once.
I can never say no to an animal or person who needs my help.
I hate crying.
I enjoy anything that is hardcore. Yes.
At times I can be rather intense, and other times I can be rather immature.
I am unforgiving and hold grudges...just can't help it.
I honestly detest mustaches, except upon the face of Mr. Johnny Depp. (And Ron Burgundy naturally...check out his glorious 'stache!)
I am an ANTHROPOLOGY major. AKA the impossible nerd.
I love to go shooting at the range whenever I get the chance. I prefer to tear up targets with a Smith and Wesson 40 cal. Sigma. Beautiful. (Ashamedly I keep all my targets haha)
I kill people.
First impressions are definitely not my forte.
I love to pole dance...and have a spinning one in my basement ;)
I sometimes BITE to get my way.
I am far too stubborn. Although I try to broaden my perspective, I get stuck in my ways.
I'm a (for the most part) vegan. No, I'm not a hippie. haha.
I own my own kayak and I love to use it whenever the opportunity arises
MY SECRETS:
I love classical music; particularly Tchaikovsky and Yoyo Ma’s cello sonata’s.
I am hypocritical in too many instances.
I’m pigeon toed…and sensitive about it.
I’m compassionate, but definately not nice...and sometimes I can be a walking contradiction.
Tiffany is pregnant with my bastard child.
CHANCES ARE, I WILL ROCK YOUR FUCKING WORLD
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: You can call me Majesty
Birthday: July 19
Birthplace: Milwaukee
Current Location: On the couch
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed...but i use the left to fondle people
Your Heritage: German, Norwegian, Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip flops...that was a mistake
Your Weakness: Birthday cake remix, George Clooney, vacation, a pretty face ;)
Your Fears: Getting lost in the ocean, spiders crawling in my mouth
Your Perfect Pizza: Used to be cheese..but now I'm a vegan sooo....
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Don't puke on New Year's
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: (:
Thoughts First Waking Up: What's that hard thing against my butt? Geeez....
Your Best Physical Feature: I guess it's gotta be the girls
Your Bedtime: Usually after the sun comes up
Your Most Missed Memory: Summers at grandma's
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, ew
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton mostly...but Arizona is bestest
Chocolate or Vanilla: Fuck I can't choose
Cappuccino or Coffee: French Vanilla Cappuccino from Speedway. ha
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: not once ever!
Do you Sing: I serenade, motherfucker
Do you Shower Daily: Mostly
Have you Been in Love: I have a heart of coal; you might think I love you, but in all reality I'm just plotting against you...although there was this one Serbian kid that I sort of fell for once...
Do you want to go to College: Every morning I don't want to go to college, then I go anyway
Do you want to get Married: N.E.V.E.R.
Do you belive in yourself: Hmm...sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: In airplanes. YACK
Do you think you are Attractive: I have my good days
Are you a Health Freak: I wish I was
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them I love them
Do you play an Instrument: I play the rusty trombone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, but never again
In the past month have you Smoked: Noo
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Steve spoils me
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes...I ran over a woman for stealing my parking spot...goddamn Christmas shoppers
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: God no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, and I'm not a fan
In the past month have you been on Stage: no :(
In the past month have you been Dumped: Dumped? or dumped on...lol
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's freezing outside! so duh of course I have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I steal hearts mo-fo, and don't give them back
Ever been Drunk: Oh golly
Ever been called a Tease: Bigtime
Ever been Beaten up: I beat up yo mamma
Ever Shoplifted: I stole some candy when I was a little girl; after I tasted the life of crime, I never looked back
How do you want to Die: Laughing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an Anthropologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Norway
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Something different, like my honey's honey eyes
Favourite Hair Color: Very dark
Short or Long Hair: Short, or shaggyish
Height: Very tall, rawr
Weight: Healthy
Best Clothing Style: Whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: Rush Limbaugh doesn't have anything on me
Number of CDs I own: Lotsa
Number of Piercings: That number is soon to increase
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 137
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