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Egypt

I say the same things you do only in a different way

About Me

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You can either be happy or right...true story. I like my sandwiches cut diagnal. Old people know a lot of stuff-you should talk to them more. My nephew calls me Beedow, it sounds so cute when he says it- Homokay calls me Beedow too-when he's really wasted. I like it when my nails are pretty. I wish I was a morning person but I cant get up. I never wash my car. I pay my bills online. I bite my lip all the time. I buy stuff at the thrift store. Sunday is casual family fun day-dont ask me to make plans that last all day-I cant go. My Dad put a badminton game up in the backyard, my Grandpa is really funny when he plays. My mom collects pencil sharpeners....I know. I don't like to drive...which is why you're always driving. My sister is the most hyperactive person I know-she's my favorite...Shes better to watch then T.V. Did you know the Philly Sandwich Co. is open 24 hours? I do. I miss college. I miss my Mom. I sleep on the couch more than my bed. I hate cooked carrots, ginger, anything in a shell and avocado. I just realized I like tomatoes a lot. My Dad has 5 blocks of cheese in our fridge at all times. I love cheese. If you don't there is something wrong with you (I'm not kidding-but if youre lactose intolerant you're okay). I have a nervous laugh. My brother Chris bakes cookies every day-isn't that funny? Super Walmart really does have everything you will ever need. Desiree takes care of me all the time, seriously ALL the time. I like to embrace as many different characters in my life as possible. I like to think it makes me less judgmental and more understanding. Some people have a funny way of adding substance to your life, you know? Maybe not. I daydream a lot. I love to play shuffleboard. I tell people when they make me happy. I use punchcards and coupons yo lol. I take really long showers. Sometimes I just sit down in the shower and hang out for 10 minutes or so...is that weird? Desiree and I are convinced blowing bubbles makes everyone smile. Did I mention I miss my mom? It makes me nervous when people don't wear seatbelts. Don't trust people in sales, you never really meet them. I like milk more than water. I want to move. I like to bowl but I'm really bad at it. My phone always seems to be dead. My face tells all my secrets. Sometimes I get lonely in crowded rooms. I correct people who have bad grammar. Redbull really does give me wings. What is wax paper for seriously? I love hangin with my 9 bitch squad. I love nicknames. I seriously give the best hugs, I do. Don't lie to me I google everything. Good talk :)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michelle
Birthday: 1/30/1983
Birthplace: Queens, NY
Current Location: Glendale, AZ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Egyptian/Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Red Pumps
Your Weakness: None of your business :)
Your Fears: None of your business :)
Your Perfect Pizza: From Ray's-Pepperoni-well done
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: What are goals?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I've never sent an IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: I don't wanna go to work
Your Best Physical Feature: Bullshit question
Your Bedtime: changes every day
Your Most Missed Memory: climbing trees in the backyard with my sister
Pepsi or Coke: I don't drink soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: I don't go on dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Anything with espresso
Do you Smoke: way too much
Do you Swear: Yup
Do you Sing: Yup
Do you Shower Daily: Not if I don't want to
Have you Been in Love: Thought so, not sure anymore
Do you want to go to College: Already done, I'd love to go back
Do you want to get Married: I want to eventually have a meaningful relationship
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm comfortable with myself
Are you a Health Freak: I am the anti-health freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like rain, thunder isn't necessary
Do you play an Instrument: Yup
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: Oh Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Oh Yeah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In my bathtub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yup
Ever been called a Tease: Yup
Ever been Beaten up: Yup
Ever Shoplifted: Everyone has (Liars)
How do you want to Die: Don't want to think about it
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter
Height: taller than me
Weight: healthy
Best Clothing Style: I like it all
Number of Drugs I have taken: All of them
Number of CDs I own: ha
Number of Piercings: 8
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret (definition): to feel sorry and sad about something previously done. There are things.
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

This is a stupid question, you never know who you want to meet, you're simply glad you met them.

Music:

I like all music. My favorites are: Fiona Apple, Joan Osborne, Bob Dylan, Norah Jones, and Tori Amos

Movies:



This picture is the shit. We look like retards

Television:



Heroes:

My Dad
My beautiful sister and the Antman

My Blog

Dear you,

This is old people but it's a letter well, written from myself to myself...anyway I just read it today and thought geez why not...   There was a boy who adored me, correction who led me believe t...
Posted by Egypt on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:30:00 PST

Just a moment

You are beautiful right now I wish you wouldn't speak Say words I care not to hear I need a moment to dream But here they come I cannot help but hear But I do not care to listen So I won't   I'm ...
Posted by Egypt on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 04:21:00 PST

Splash into Chaos

Never mind earlier I was irrational today Certain my conviction Now empty It feels good Feels right Feels good Please be quiet I cannot hear my thoughts   I own My feelings My way   Clever ...
Posted by Egypt on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:28:00 PST

Some sentences for her

Flowers dont smell so good today Voice isnt recognizable Matter of fact not lucid Sincerity now a pasttime for us Done things I cannot forget Things I dont want to remember And now with a brief look b...
Posted by Egypt on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:38:00 PST

Machine

A lovely device Ran smiles around my face I think he's lonely Brings me comfort In an uncomfortable display Makes me nervous Waking up memories Of lost paths consciously taken Illusions vaporize I'll&...
Posted by Egypt on Thu, 25 May 2006 04:55:00 PST

You know what I'm sayin? Of course you do

I love chance Random brings unexpected gratification Facets prove amusing Ramble in your mystery Filled with flying sentiment My stomach Consume with intrigue Dance around your conscious Collected mo...
Posted by Egypt on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:27:00 PST

la la la la la

  Likes leaves from a tree I fall in indecision Pretty pictures Dreams of unspoken nothingness I babble I digress I cant speak of these tides upon waters These rhymes upon pages I smile I conve...
Posted by Egypt on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 04:29:00 PST

Pretty Girl

A mask to hide a person A distraction, I stand in front of you A physical display to lure you Smile when I don't mean it An illusion so distorted I used it He used me He said I was a pretty girl...
Posted by Egypt on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 03:00:00 PST

Questions worth thinkin about...

-           ;           ;  What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? -    &nb...
Posted by Egypt on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 04:24:00 PST

Meaningful to me, quite possibly useless to you...

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.   You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.   Ambition is a poor excuse for not having en...
Posted by Egypt on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 04:23:00 PST