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hey guys! my name is megan the mothaaa fuckiinn bitchh ass physcooo. i like to drink tons anddd say shit faceted over and over again when her best friend steph says " meg its not shit facedted, its shit faced!" but shell never listen to mee. anywayy i like to lecture my little best friends when ium drunk about how to deal with boys but meanwhile shes praying for her dear life to deal with the devil. her other best friend gabby never buys me chicken nuggets so i yell kick and scream in the back seat of her car and call her an ungrateful little bitch until she gives in. my name is megan and people know me and tits, also when she laughs people think shes slightly retarded. my other best friend dayna likes to throw wigs at my ceiling fan while im drunk and let it hit christie bunk in the face over and over again repeatedly.STORY TIMEEE!!!! one timee me and gab were at a party chillen and shit facedted and she lost her keys so she begged me to help but i didnt let down my 30 pack. i held it tightly as gabby screamed" MEGAN HOLY SHIT PUT DOWN THE FUCKING THIRTY PACK AND HELP ME FIND MY GOD DAMN KEYS YOU BITCH!" but she didnt listen. i also like to throw my best friend steph in bushes whens shes pissed drunk and cops are coming. ALSO, when megan gets mad there is no stopping her its best to let her kick ass other then try to grab her because you will be punched directly in your faceee. word of advice dont ever tell megan to shut up, sit down, or be quiet when shes been drinking exsesssively for a long amount of time and when the devil pissses her off. BUT ANYWAY, im a good time so callll meee mothaaaa fuckkkkaaassssss. =) PEACE
