hi im kevin schork. my braces are nicer than the brooklyn bridge =D. i think im amazing because i get my license this weekend, even though im going to drive a trolly wagon that rachyal and mark are going to live in. im going to race people, so watch out. theyre going to make babies, and eventually ill join in. i think im tough, and ill beat up anyone that wants to fight me.when im home alone at night i cut my wrist because i have no friends,i masturbate to asian porn, i have a picture of nicole pass. under my pillow that i look at before i go to bed. and right now im relle scared of joe right now. i smell my moms thongs when she takes them off so the smell is fresh. i use my dads razor after hes done to shave my pubes, and i love the scent of my moms bloddy vagina =).i still wet the bed so i have to sleep in garbage bag like rachyals cuz. i havent clipped my toenails since was in 6th grade, i just hit puberty about 2 hours ago, i slept wit my paretns till i awas 16 and i turn 17 on december 5th.i would like to give a shout out to my 2 best friends murhpyu the turtle and jack the dog. i wish my penis was as big as corey whalens, i measure my dick everynight to see if it will ever grow,i think im hardcore but at home i listen to rap.im the best biker alive better then dave mirra and i shave all of my pubes except one, to see how long it will grow. every christmas, i get this awesome 99 piece puzzle. ("its limited edition") i was unvirginized by murphy. =)
