I'd like to meet:
Luciano Pavarotti. What? Really? Shit...forget it.
Music:
Live and Get Away, The Pipe Cleaners, Sid Lopez, Kite, Tarnish The Wood, I Know It, Eat Like A Daniel, Stop Also Go, That Phone Is Off The Hook, Squash All This Tension, Ice Cream Millers, Cat Scratch, The Fillers, Aunt Jane, Make A Square, The Patriarch Assignment, We're The Devils, The Prisms, Take To, Ancient Future, Leave Me Be On The Pinnacle Over There, Livery Cab, Cantaloupe Soup, Trionic, FuckStick, Layup Lines, The Magicals, The Thrice Dollar Bills, The Fake Nests, The Job, Eek Your Cat Has Grown So Mighty!, The Lix, Ants Are For Riding, The Seals, Oak, Kind Nine, Eat, Maker Minstrels, Brians Too Many, This is This, The Disasters, Metro Willy and the Ballistic Six, Slide Ache, Stop Being You, Navel, The Worthless, Evul, The Messengers, Present Day Prophets, Jake Riggle, Come, Marred By A Smile, Zooey Glass, Triumphants, Tree Rollins, BlockNeck Speed, Craft, Radiohead, Wilco
Movies:
Labor, Delivery Day, The Decision That Killed Jake, Syracuse Nights and Schenectady Days, Come On Over, Garbage Men, Moving Day, Sandhope Canal, On Three, By And By, The Instigator, Ain't Got Nothin', Make The Break 3, Hold Out, The Fantastic Ruffians, Take A Seat, Unhinged, Settle Down, Never, Stilt, Orange Wise, The Nap, Evelyn Robbins, Where The Journey Goes, Quiet World, Rummage, This Will Hurt, Let Go, The Mountain Queen, Paper, One And Done, Titanic
Television:
Agent Thompkins, Skittles Magic Hour with Steve Guttenberg, Have A Cow...and a Horse!, Triangular Logic, The Fix, Miller, River of Sadness and Grief, Federal Case, The Fellas, Giant Wish, Your Time Is Up Brother (syndication), Don't You Go And Play Me Like That, Human Resources, The Crew, Crime Scene Cleanup (CSC), Blood Is For Life, The Ramones, Love Octagon, The Fabulous Mrs. Tyrese, Under the Knife, Filling the Position, Ain't Ain't A Word, The Sea Within, Fight Club Club, Crabbing With George, Make Or Break (Or Make), The Media Monster Machine, Shadow Prancer, Timbuktu On Wednesday,The Thorough Investigators, The Bachelor, Make Me Rich Mr. Woolery, 2.3 Kids, The Triangles.
Books:
Clot, This Is How The Earth Will Go, Hair Mess Tuesday, Blanket Statement, Apple Lemon Blue, The County Fair Tragedy, The End Is Only The Beginning and Other Tales of Woe, Lose Weight Ridiculously Fast, How To Turn Your Acne Success Story Into Cash, Baker's Doesn't, Prim, Does Evil Lurk?, Ancient Egyptian Desert Recipes: King Tut Creampuffs, Ankles For Miles, Jeffrey Dahmer: Recipes, Love Your Neighbor, Dali Lama Joke Book, UpDown, The Face of Nature, Stop Being Such A Prick, Eat Your Words, Dr. Manlin Spoke Once, Have A Ball, The Crabber, The Old Man And The Sea, Beach Blanket Blues, Civilian Jones, The Life of a Lexicographer, Stop Reading And Start Running!, Ambiguous Asian, Get Off My Back Already.
Heroes:
Jesus