I'm not going to write this. How could you possibly believe my claims : |
I'll let some one else do it:
"cYn, at his best, is in possession of rapist wit... at his worst, the most macabre-humoured entity you will ever encounter. Ultimately this makes him a terrible dinner guest, unless you're dining with bulimics! Also, terminally tactless, which is most amusing providing you aren't on the wrong end of it. A whiskey connoiseur, whines ad nauseum if mistakenly presented with a drink that isn't neat..
and more so if it's decanted into anything plastic. Mischievious, ornery, lurid, techno-proficient, persnickety, irascible and precocious, all the while remaining bizarrely personable. Upon expiration he wants to be set in resin, so as to be used for ornamental purposes. Failing that, his will stipulates he must be shot into space.
His true vocation in life is probably that of a gangster rapper - due to his inimitable ability to ad lib disturbing lyrics into any tune."
