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Satanya Evuhl

I am here for Friends

About Me

Tanya --
[noun]:

A human transformer (Robot in disguise)

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com IL FAIT BEAU DANS L'METRO! STCUM 4 LIFE!i wear my heart on my sleeve.i swear incessantly.i have a passion for makeup.i make fucking sandwiches for a living.i'm intimidating to some people,why? maybe cuz i know what i want out of life..some people just havent found themselves yet.i just have a problem with getting to where i wanna go..i'll take it one day at a time. i've come up with the conclusion that you can't fuck around, and if you fuck around with ME the consequences will be DIRE. i can be a real sweet girl..i've been throughsome really rough times and i've fuckin learned a lot from life.i just wanna be god damn happy.that is my ultimate goal in this lifetime.you create your own reality so keep yo heads up bitches! we'z some bad ass mothafuckas! MOTHERFUCKIN B.A!

My Interests

MAKEUP!! drinkin with ma gurls. laughing.making dumb puns.plays on words. havin fun. being spontaneous. hockey. makin the best out of life ;) music.singin'. chillin out. smokin' dubes. dickin around haha

I'd like to meet:

someone who can steal my heart and make me happy :D

Music:

(poison the well)and anything that makes me do this...

Movies:

ANCHORMAN (my most favourite right now), nightmare before christmas, boondock saints, dodgeball, fear and loathing in las vegas, waking life(even if it was hella confusing for half the movie..it was still good), shaun of the dead, 28 days later, scary movie 1 and 2, scream 1 and 2, the grudge, full metal akuzi(if thats what its called?), full metal jacket(haha they sound the same), ichi the killer,not another teen movie, ummm..dammit i'll get back to this some other time..i cant think right now

Books:

HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. oh my goose best book i have ever read...EVER. every girl has to read this book..

My Blog

MY GREEN HELL

I can hear your soft, soft voice sliding down the wallsAnd I feel a green light kissing my faceTell me when you wake up is this where your gonna beYou don't think I'll notice but I can wait for you to...
Posted by Satanya Evuhl on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:29:00 PST

thats what i wanted..

If you let me have a taste, I'll probably keep this world from falling downI'm pulling on my E-brake, and when I turned around you were goneYou made me fall in love again, I know it's no ones fault bu...
Posted by Satanya Evuhl on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:07:00 PST

unexplained.

sometimes we realize that that there is more to life than hurt and lies..and sometimes we realize that everything we do affects our lives..is this the burning question?will our lives survive these mot...
Posted by Satanya Evuhl on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:38:00 PST

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

So i think i'm in love.with a boy.but he doesnt live here, and we've never met.does that stop me? NO FUCKING WAY!BYYYAAHHHHHH!!!here i come washington, here i come!TANYA OUUTTTTTT!!!i <3 Mikey...
Posted by Satanya Evuhl on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:05:00 PST

woohoo!!

tanya's happy.i have a crush on a boy and i'm happpyyyyyy wooo!!and shhh..don't tell anyone..but i think he likes me back..so here's the story...leah and jenny (2 of my friends) started designing thes...
Posted by Satanya Evuhl on Sat, 27 May 2006 01:15:00 PST

oh well

i'm over it. there're plenty of fish in the sea...but i think my fishing rod is broken.it cant seem to reel in dammit. OHHHH the metaphors. done.
Posted by Satanya Evuhl on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 01:09:00 PST

what in the fuck

seriously..shit's totally not fair. scenario: you're going to a bar.in the metro with 2 friends.you tell your friend how much you're in need of a relationship cuz all your friends have one. you all ...
Posted by Satanya Evuhl on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 02:18:00 PST

here we go again eh?

so no MAC for me. i got through 2 interviews and was completely rejected for the final cut. how come it seems that everytime something's going good for me i turn around and get shot in the face? ma...
Posted by Satanya Evuhl on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 10:28:00 PST

pretty baby girl.

R.I.P SHEENA. i love you. you're in my heart for always. nothing could ever replace you pretty baby girl. all dogs go to heaven. xoxoxoxoxoxoxo i cry for you everyday.
Posted by Satanya Evuhl on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 11:50:00 PST

bad news

i dunno what to do. my pretty baby girl. my dog sheena..we found out she has a tumour on her spleen. its been 5 days since she's eaten. she walks funny..she looks sad. doesnt wag her tail half as much...
Posted by Satanya Evuhl on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 11:32:00 PST