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We Are Mammals

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About Me

Read my novel:
The Pornographic Shell
(You can preview the first 10 pages)
My impression of myself when Oprah asks me to appear on her show, then asks me to explain why I wrote the novel: "Hi Oprah! Thank you for picking my novel for your book club, I love the idea of fat middle aged women with hairy cunts reading my work. I also like the idea of you losing weight and gaining weight to simply sell different diets! The reason I wrote this novel is because I too, like Albert, was deeply addicted to pornography, it tormented me. I could not do anything, day and night, I would be addicted to the process of consuming these manufactured images. Beauty, nudity, disparity they all combined together against me, and I could not for the life of me win that fight. I would find ways to open more screens, I would download windows media player, real player, Divx player, so that I may watch three different pornographic films at once. Sometimes I would even bring the television close to my computer screen and watch six pornographic films at the same time. I would actually feel the images going inside of my head, like anchors that are here to stay. I could almost feel their physical effects on my consciousness. Yes Oprah I was addicted beyond any doubt. I contemplated cutting off my hands so that I may no longer be able to masturbate, but I never contemplated self castration, that was out of the question. Then one day I accidently watched one of your shows and it changed my life forever, it was about a woman addicted to heroin, who ate her children because of the addiction, and yes Oprah, I knew at that point that I was an addict, I knew that it had to stop! I knew that pornography was a drug! I knew that I needed to write this autobiographical novel to help the trillions of men out there who suffer from this terrible affliction."
At which point all the women in the crowd would start crying themselves to some hypothetical and pathetic orgasm, all together like howling bitches who can't wait for polygamy to make its return. At which point I would take out my penis and start to piss on all of them until they no longer know the difference between urine and tears. At which point I would take out a needle and poke Oprah in the belly, to prove to the whole world that she is not real. To show everyone that she is just an elastic robot whose purpose is to erratically fluctuate for deeply systematic reasons, one of which is profit.

My Interests

chess and writing

I'd like to meet:

Dear Marissa

I love you because simplicity is ever so enchanting, the touch of delicate fingers, the awareness of hours, the strong multiplicity of communal being. I love you because your lips make me want to gravitate towards the plume of life.
I love you because when I touch you, I understand, then I do not know where I am anymore, then I do not long for anything except the deconstruction of the self. What is the self my love? What is that anti-achievement of the self. The anti-matter of sought after concentration.
I love you because your thighs are perfect! Especially in spring, especially after the thaw.
I love you because you tenderize emotion ever so cleverly.
I love you because I sink into you, because I sink around the flower, I sink into the metaphor, the sexual deviancy of solvency. I sink into the broadness of being, I don’t want to be without you. Being is nothing without you, being slips through my fingers when I don’t think of you.
I hold, I let my pulse realize. I let the world know, then the dithered images begin to impregnated the flattered mind.
I love you because you are you. I love you because you is you. I love you because everytime you look at me it feels as if the world meant something at some point before the birth of civilization.
I love you because you remind me of the mother of the first mother.
I love you because when your ass is on my face I feel flush with deception, with electricity that convinces me that god was none. That space was done, that the materiality of being can always be multiplied but never ever divided.

Your Hussein

Books:

The stranger, the fall, the outsider, the trial, the devils, the devil, the cherry orchard, the seagull, confessions of a nun, Genetics and the origin of the species, Marx's Kapital volume 1, 2, 3, Trotsky's history of the russian revolution, Eros and Literature, Republic, Book of Job, Pandora's box, Hamlet, King Lear, twlefth night, magic mountain, tartuffe, six characters in search of an author, orientalism and occidentalism, evolution of the pathetic mind, die bitch die, die bitch die volume II, the Final invention of syphillis, The Universe After Sunset, A Street Car Called Desire, Kenzabaru's Death, The Garlic Ballad, The Satanic Verses, Midnight Children, The Fall of the House of Saud, The Qur'an, Veda,The Origin of the Species, Nicaragua Jaguar, J. Seventeen, The Fugitive, Don Quixote! yes yes Don Quixote! read it five times! Les Miserables!The Hunch Back of Amsterdam! The Hunch back of notre dame, Brother's Karamazov, Satire After Midnight, The communist manifesto, Seasons of Migration to the North, Beyond Good and Evil, The Will to Power, the AntiChrist, here's more, ULYSSES by James Joyce THE GREAT GATSBY by F. Scott Fitzgerald A PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A YOUNG MAN by James Joyce LOLITA by Vladimir Nabokov BRAVE NEW WORLD by Aldous Huxley THE SOUND AND THE FURY by William Faulkner CATCH-22 DARKNESS AT NOON by Arthur Koestler SONS AND LOVERS by D.H. Lawrence THE GRAPES OF WRATH by John Steinbeck UNDER THE VOLCANO by Malcolm Lowry THE WAY OF ALL FLESH by Samuel Butler 1984 by George Orwell I, CLAUDIUS by Robert Graves TO THE LIGHTHOUSE by Virginia Woolf AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY by Theodore Dreiser THE HEART IS A LONELY HUNTER by Carson McCullers SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE by Kurt Vonnegut INVISIBLE MAN by Ralph Ellison NATIVE SON by Richard Wright HENDERSON THE RAIN KING by Saul Bellow APPOINTMENT IN SAMARRA by John O'Hara U.S.A. (trilogy) by John Dos Passos WINESBURG, OHIO by Sherwood Anderson A PASSAGE TO INDIA by E.M. Forster THE WINGS OF THE DOVE by Henry James THE AMBASSADORS by Henry James TENDER IS THE NIGHT by F. Scott Fitzgerald THE STUDS LONIGAN TRILOGY by James T. Farrell THE GOOD SOLDIER by Ford Madox Ford ANIMAL FARM by George Orwell THE GOLDEN BOWL by Henry James SISTER CARRIE by Theodore Dreiser A HANDFUL OF DUST by Evelyn Waugh AS I LAY DYING by William Faulkner ALL THE KING'S MEN by Robert Penn Warren THE BRIDGE OF SAN LUIS REY by Thornton Wilder HOWARDS END by E.M. Forster GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN by James Baldwin THE HEART OF THE MATTER by Graham Greene LORD OF THE FLIES by William Golding DELIVERANCE by James Dickey A DANCE TO THE MUSIC OF TIME (series) by Anthony Powell POINT COUNTER POINT by Aldous Huxley THE SUN ALSO RISES by Ernest Hemingway THE SECRET AGENT by Joseph Conrad NOSTROMO by Joseph Conrad THE RAINBOW by D.H. Lawrence WOMEN IN LOVE by D.H. Lawrence TROPIC OF CANCER by Henry Miller THE NAKED AND THE DEAD by Norman Mailer PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT by Philip Roth PALE FIRE by Vladimir Nabokov LIGHT IN AUGUST by William Faulkner ON THE ROAD by Jack Kerouac THE MALTESE FALCON by Dashiell Hammett PARADE'S END by Ford Madox Ford THE AGE OF INNOCENCE by Edith Wharton ZULEIKA DOBSON by Max Beerbohm THE MOVIEGOER by Walker Percy DEATH COMES FOR THE ARCHBISHOP by Willa Cather FROM HERE TO ETERNITY by James Jones THE WAPSHOT CHRONICLES by John Cheever THE CATCHER IN THE RYE by J.D. Salinger A CLOCKWORK ORANGE by Anthony Burgess OF HUMAN BONDAGE by W. Somerset Maugham HEART OF DARKNESS by Joseph Conrad MAIN STREET by Sinclair Lewis THE HOUSE OF MIRTH by Edith Wharton THE ALEXANDRIA QUARTET by Lawrence Durell A HIGH WIND IN JAMAICA by Richard Hughes A HOUSE FOR MR BISWAS by V.S. Naipaul THE DAY OF THE LOCUST by Nathanael West A FAREWELL TO ARMS by Ernest Hemingway SCOOP by Evelyn Waugh THE PRIME OF MISS JEAN BRODIE by Muriel Spark FINNEGANS WAKE by James Joyce KIM by Rudyard Kipling A ROOM WITH A VIEW by E.M. Forster BRIDESHEAD REVISITED by Evelyn Waugh THE ADVENTURES OF AUGIE MARCH by Saul Bellow ANGLE OF REPOSE by Wallace Stegner A BEND IN THE RIVER by V.S. Naipaul THE DEATH OF THE HEART by Elizabeth Bowen LORD JIM by Joseph Conrad RAGTIME by E.L. Doctorow THE OLD WIVES' TALE by Arnold Bennett THE CALL OF THE WILD by Jack London LOVING by Henry Green MIDNIGHT'S CHILDREN by Salman Rushdie TOBACCO ROAD by Erskine Caldwell IRONWEED by William Kennedy THE MAGUS by John Fowles WIDE SARGASSO SEA by Jean Rhys UNDER THE NET by Iris Murdoch SOPHIE'S CHOICE by William Styron THE SHELTERING SKY by Paul Bowles THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE by James M. Cain THE GINGER MAN by J.P. Donleavy THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS by Booth Tarkington THE EDUCATION OF HENRY ADAMS by Henry Adams THE VARIETIES OF RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE by William James UP FROM SLAVERY by Booker T. Washington A ROOM OF ONE'S OWN by Virginia Woolf SILENT SPRING by Rachel Carson SELECTED ESSAYS, 1917-1932 by T. S. Eliot THE DOUBLE HELIX by James D. Watson SPEAK, MEMORY by Vladimir Nabokov THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE by H. L. Mencken THE GENERAL THEORY OF EMPLOYMENT, INTEREST, AND MONEY by John Maynard Keynes THE LIVES OF A CELL by Lewis Thomas THE FRONTIER IN AMERICAN HISTORY by Frederick Jackson Turner BLACK BOY by Richard Wright ASPECTS OF THE NOVEL by E. M. Forster THE CIVIL WAR by Shelby Foote THE GUNS OF AUGUST by Barbara Tuchman THE PROPER STUDY OF MANKIND by Isaiah Berlin THE NATURE AND DESTINY OF MAN by Reinhold Niebuhr NOTES OF A NATIVE SON by James Baldwin THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF ALICE B. TOKLAS by Gertrude Stein THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE by William Strunk and E. B. White AN AMERICAN DILEMMA by Gunnar Myrdal PRINCIPIA MATHEMATICA by Alfred North Whitehead and Bertrand Russell THE MISMEASURE OF MAN by Stephen Jay Gould THE MIRROR AND THE LAMP by Meyer Howard Abrams THE ART OF THE SOLUBLE by Peter B. Medawar THE ANTS by Bert Hoelldobler and Edward O. Wilson A THEORY OF JUSTICE by John Rawls ART AND ILLUSION by Ernest H. Gombrich THE MAKING OF THE ENGLISH WORKING CLASS by E. P. Thompson THE SOULS OF BLACK FOLK by W.E.B. Du Bois PRINCIPIA ETHICA by G. E. Moore PHILOSOPHY AND CIVILIZATION by John Dewey ON GROWTH AND FORM by D'Arcy Thompson IDEAS AND OPINIONS by Albert Einstein THE AGE OF JACKSON, Arthur Schlesinger by Jr. THE MAKING OF THE ATOMIC BOMB by Richard Rhodes BLACK LAMB and Grey Falcon by Rebecca West AUTOBIOGRAPHIES by W. B. Yeats SCIENCE AND CIVILIZATION IN CHINA by Joseph Needham GOODBYE TO ALL THAT by Robert Graves HOMAGE TO CATALONIA by George Orwell THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MARK TWAIN by Mark Twain CHILDREN OF CRISIS by Robert Coles A STUDY OF HISTORY by Arnold J. Toynbee THE AFFLUENT SOCIETY by John Kenneth Galbraith PRESENT AT THE CREATION by Dean Acheson THE GREAT BRIDGE by David McCullough PATRIOTIC GORE by Edmund Wilson SAMUEL JOHNSON by Walter Jackson Bate THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MALCOLM X by Alex Haley and Malcolm X THE RIGHT STUFF by Tom Wolfe EMINENT VICTORIANS by Lytton Strachey WORKING by Studs Terkel DARKNESS VISIBLE by William Styron THE LIBERAL IMAGINATION by Lionel Trilling THE SECOND WORLD WAR by Winston Churchill OUT OF AFRICA by Isak Dinesen JEFFERSON AND HIS TIME by Dumas Malone IN THE AMERICAN GRAIN by William Carlos Williams CADILLAC DESERT by Marc Reisner THE HOUSE OF MORGAN by Ron Chernow THE SWEET SCIENCE by A. J. Liebling THE OPEN SOCIETY AND ITS ENEMIES by Karl Popper THE ART OF MEMORY by Frances A. Yates RELIGION AND THE RISE OF CAPITALISM by R. H. Tawney A PREFACE TO MORALS by Walter Lippmann THE GATE OF HEAVENLY PEACE by Jonathan D. Spence THE STRUCTURE OF SCIENTIFIC REVOLUTIONS by Thomas S. Kuhn THE STRANGE CAREER OF JIM CROW by C. Vann Woodward THE RISE OF THE WEST by William H. McNeill THE GNOSTIC GOSPELS by Elaine Pagels JAMES JOYCE by Richard Ellmann FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE by Cecil Woodham-Smith THE GREAT WAR AND MODERN MEMORY by Paul Fussell THE CITY IN HISTORY by Lewis Mumford BATTLE CRY OF FREEDOM by James M. McPherson WHY WE CAN'T WAIT by Martin Luther King by Jr. THE RISE OF THEODORE ROOSEVELT by Edmund Morris STUDIES IN ICONOLOGY by Erwin Panofsky THE FACE OF BATTLE by John Keegan THE STRANGE DEATH OF LIBERAL ENGLAND by George Dangerfield VERMEER by Lawrence Gowing A BRIGHT SHINING LIE by Neil Sheehan WEST WITH THE NIGHT by Beryl Markham THIS BOY'S LIFE by Tobias Wolff A MATHEMATICIAN'S APOLOGY by G. H. Hardy SIX EASY PIECES by Richard P. Feynman PILGRIM AT TINKER CREEK by Annie Dillard THE GOLDEN BOUGH by James George Frazer SHADOW AND ACT by Ralph Ellison THE POWER BROKER by Robert A. Caro THE AMERICAN POLITICAL TRADITION by Richard Hofstadter THE CONTOURS OF AMERICAN HISTORY by William Appleman Williams THE PROMISE OF AMERICAN LIFE by Herbert Croly IN COLD BLOOD by Truman Capote THE JOURNALIST AND THE MURDERER by Janet Malcolm THE TAMING OF CHANCE by Ian Hacking OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS by Anne Lamott MELBOURNE by Lord David Cecil