[insert bullshit emo name here]

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Simpson's Appearance On That '70s Show - video powered by Metacafe

Music:

REAL Techno (not that cheese ball U.S. radio techno) like Dave Clarke, Richie Hawtin, Adam Beyer, Traxx (and the International Gigalo DJ crew), Sex Pistols, Rise Against, The Misfits (Who were not the second coming of punk like you've been lead to believe.), The Distillers, Marvin Gaye, brazilian tribal percussion, aboriginal percussion, and, shamefully some Pop and Rap (I don't want to like it, I just can't help myself.)PS FUCK EMO

Movies:

Hero, Goonies, Goldmember, 25th Hour, All that sub-titled artsy kung fu shit like this:

Television:

I don't really use my tellie for much other than porn, but when I do, it's Animal Planet, Discovery channel, music videoes, and movies. In that order. Holy fuck I forgot Aqua Teen. I love Aqua Teen.

Books:

I only like the shit I write.

Heroes:

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My Blog

To all my Indian ladies:

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Posted by [insert bullshit emo name here] on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:57:00 PST

My night

So, I came home early today from visiting Linds at U of I, to see my new acquaintance in a show she was modeling for. Cathy came home with me to go out and be my wingman (wingwoman? whatever) and to k...
Posted by [insert bullshit emo name here] on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:43:00 PST

This is why I love my forums

Re: Dating, cute girls, age and a question of morality I'm sorry I haven't responded to this sooner, Johnnie, but I read the first post, thought I had a stroke, and rushed to the Emergency Room. Th...
Posted by [insert bullshit emo name here] on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:32:00 PST

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Nothing is funnier to me than when I completely, totally rig someone and let them think they own me while I make them dance like my puppet, only to have them return later and the conversation goes lik...
Posted by [insert bullshit emo name here] on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:56:00 PST

I have MAGIC VOODOO POWERS

OK, so, as my friends know, I have a complete lunatic girl who keeps turning up in my life like a bad penny. See my blog I'm like a magnet, but for lunatics (view more) for a sample of her lunacy. An...
Posted by [insert bullshit emo name here] on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 08:24:00 PST

I'm like a magnet, but for lunatics

OK, I have this girl, who is a lunatic, who insists we've been friends forever, and that we kicked it. She tells everyone. So, like a month ago, my girlfriend and I ran into one of my old homies, who ...
Posted by [insert bullshit emo name here] on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:49:00 PST

My Weekend

To start thing off, I went to dinner with my wife and suga momma, fashionably drunk. She won't let me eat because she has to parade me around and show me off to people like BuckFuddy*. We then argue a...
Posted by [insert bullshit emo name here] on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 09:16:00 PST

Fake bobs do not a hot chick make

Yeah yeah, bad grammar, I know. Between working with the crew I work with, and surfing myspace since I can't sleep, I had to get that off my chest (pun intended). Yes yes, I know a hot chick can have...
Posted by [insert bullshit emo name here] on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 10:55:00 PST