Captain Concept

Hi, I'm Nick - arguably insane and wholly incredible. I’m a poet, a dreamer, an iconoclast, and a romantic, with an unparalleled lust for life and a strong partiality for mischief. My hobbies include; creating imaginary worlds, pursuing self-actualisation, transforming my friends into hyperbolic characterisations of themselves, performing, and pushing back the boundaries of 'normality'. You can take me seriously, but don't take me literally. Or should that be the other way around?
At the moment - aside from revelling in the freedom of an existence outside of consensus reality - my goal is self-realisation. I seek to better understand the world, and then change it for the better. My life primarily revolves around my imagination, my art is my destiny. After my imagination, love and nature are the two most important things to me - the three go hand in hand. I abhor cruelty and attacks upon freedom, which ever species that may concern. I'm a critic of culture, and work tirelessly as the sort of intellectual who thinks he can tell you how to live (a philosopher of wisdom, as opposed to a system-building philosopher or academic). I'm almost unique among philosophers in that I find everything funny.
For everything I destroy in the world through my ideas, I seek to give back twice fold, I want to open people‘s eyes to the magic of the world, usher away harmful delusions, create new wonders, and foster an environment of joy.
I’m as unique and diverse a character as you will ever meet, one of the more interesting characters in human history - if indeed I exist at all, which is open to debate. I’m at war with the aggressive banausic pragmatism, interventionalism, puritanical authoritarianism, and nihilistic anti-emotionality that pervades our culture, but I became a warrior for sake of liberation and self-preservation, ultimately I just want to play - or simply be.
I would describe myself as; Imaginative (greatest understatement of all time), inimitable, passionate, magical, sensitive, romantic, introspective, trustworthy, sentimental, charismatic, unique, loving, mischievous, sincere, creative, individualistic, sensual, figurative, special, veracious, anarchical, mercurial, spontaneous, intuitive, expressive, honourable, maniacal, adventurous, exciting, idealistic, untimely, timeless, funny, fun-loving, divine, strong, tough, talented, deep, emotional, melodramatic, disconcertingly paradoxical, heroic, larger than life, a day dreamer and a super genius. If you can read all of that without any kind of bitter reaction, then I like you already.
I can see the funny side of everything, and if there isn’t one, then I make one - if the mood calls for it, but really there are far more sublime experiences than comedy. I am the polar opposite of a social butterfly - I like to actually know and care about people, rather than flutter about making meaningless banter for its own sake. Am I an artist, a comedian or a philosopher? Whatever way you find me interesting - go with it, and if you don't, then I wish you well.
An existential and intrapersonal thinker, and a psychedelic pandemonium, I seamlessly cross between worlds.
I’ve sometimes asked myself why I don’t write music, the answer was - I am music, and my imagination is always dancing. My tragedy is that I’m probably not immortal, and I think I should be, wouldn't you agree?
Likes:

Freedom, spontaneity, individualism, romanticism, libertarianism, antispecism, animism, taoism, antinomianism, imagination, intensity, integrity, instinct, beauty, adventure, passion, poetry, pride, rhetoric, heroes, surrealism, expressionism, elitism, mystery, wonder, nature, animals, humour, paradise islands, warriors, creativity, charisma, euphoria, depth, fantasy, the enchanted, intellectual honesty, plotting, play, scheming, thinking, writing, creative writing, philosophising, laughing, mischief, mirth, day dreams, dance, wisdom, waterfalls, wrestling, fortitude, inner peace, excitement, the extreme, the unpredictable, the exotic, the moon, pirates, sensitivity, serenity, fighting, survival, self-expression, self-exploration, the sea, growth, affection, originality, the orgiastic, emotionality, capitalism, atheism, mythology, mythopoeia, honour, mountains, aphorisms, natural aristocracy, love, respect, meaningfulness, self-actualisation, self-realisation, immersion, intuition, rapture, focus, forests, psychedelics, sailing, cruising, evolution, influencing people, forming cliques, slow-paced life, tea.
Dislikes:

Cartesianism, collectivism, cynicism, creationism, chauvinism, censorship, coercion, conformity, counter-culture, cities, intellectual cowardice, emotional cowardice, common people, crowds, cars, guns, society, speciesism, sensationalism, bitterness, pretence, destruction, guilt, fear, formality, normality, regulations, unoriginality, uniformity, regularity, authoritarianism, egalitarianism, pragmatism, paternalism, monotheism, democracy, bureaucracy, hypocrisy, fashion, repression, restraint, interventionalism, ageism, socialism, sexism, scrutiny, squeamish spirits, gender stereotyping, closed mindedness, prejudiced people, oppression, social oppression, self-deception, social engineering, tyranny of the majority, bullying, political correctness, the banausic, bravado, taboos, systems, interference, expectations, judgementalness, dogma, drug prohibition, national hysteria, moral panic, aggressive people, passive people, passive-aggressive people, aggressive stupidity, the general public, mainstream feminism, religion, anti-life mentality, anti-physicality, herophobia, traffic, yobism, lack of respect, emotional distance, pollution, noise pollution, concrete, caffeine culture, winter, townies, chavs, the rat race, the education system, the puritanical, externally imposed order, people who take themselves too seriously and/or don’t have a sense of humour, people who acquire their opinions through hereditary rather than independent thought, people who try to control everything, boring people, ‘busy’ people, unimaginative people, people who never challenge themselves.