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*the* Chris

Growing. Older.

About Me

If you take life seriously, you'll hate me. If you take life less seriously than me, I'll probably hate you.Let's try to find a happy medium somewhere, eh?

My Interests

Film, photography, music, art, literature, sleep, apathy, bad TV.

I'd like to meet:

The marketing genius responsible for the Slinky ®.

Music:

You know... if it's not mass-produced crap , I probably like it.

Movies:

Igby Goes Down, the Last Time I Committed Suicide, Animal House, Office Space, the End of the Affair, Memento, Pi, the Big Sleep, Double Indemnity, Primer.

Television:

Futurama, the Simpsons, Robot Chicken.

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The First Third, The Dharma Bums, Still Life with Woodpecker, 7 Tattoos: A Memoir in the Flesh, The Favourite Game, Fathers and Sons, High Fidelity, Life of Pi, Everything Is Illuminated.

Heroes:

I honestly haven't thought about that in a very long time.
I don't think that this moment right now is a good time to start.