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Amanda Greer

I'm lost

About Me

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Honestly Do You Really Give A Hoot?

I'd like to meet:

If I had a time machine I always tell my mother that I would most definitely go back through time and meet her when she was my age and see if we'd get along and just to check out how cool she use to be and what not...probably my dad too! My soul mate, if I have not already and Max Beesley, Johnny Depp and would've liked to meet the late Marylin Monroe.....and the GREAT.....MR. LARRY FUCKING FLYNT! Oh yeah! Hey ya know what I just remembered I would want to meet my Savior Jesus toooooo! yep yep! I don't know who would you like to meet?????????????..............................

Music:

What ever floats my boat.

Movies:

My all time favorite Motion Picture is "Crybaby", I remember ever since I was oh I don"t know about 3 years of age and still I fell for Mr. Depp! But of course it goes .. that to "Gone with the Wind", "Frailty", "Nightmare on Elm Street", "A Walk to Remember", "Million Dollar Baby", "The Housesitter" and oh so much more! Thank you Thank you!

Television:

Court TV, Cold Case Files, Talk Shows, and a few shows...but mostly I am a movie buff! LAW & ORDER....get the picture!But really I do not have cable.

Books:

My favorite books include "A Child Called It", Holy Bible, "Thinner", and stories from Franz Kafka and Edgar Allan Poe! ....plus the classics.

Heroes:

Marylin Monroe, Loretta Lynn, Johnny Depp, Dave Pelzar, sometimes my mom!...Larry Flyntand My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

My Blog

Bumper Stickers....

IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~~~...
Posted by Amanda Greer on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:23:00 PST

Just for laughs and how hard it really is to get a job at Wal-Mart

An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through astack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified.He decided to ca...
Posted by Amanda Greer on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:24:00 PST

Flight Announcements-Too Funny!

Airline cabin Announcements All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have be...
Posted by Amanda Greer on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:17:00 PST

Life! Love and God's Blessing

Free I am free to live a meaningful life and to add meaning to the lives of others. A bird soaring through the air is often considered a symbol of freedom. Let us also consider the example of freedom...
Posted by Amanda Greer on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:14:00 PST

The World Is Nuts....

Proof That The World Is Nuts   In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. ...
Posted by Amanda Greer on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:58:00 PST

There's some mighty fine advice in these words

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't b...
Posted by Amanda Greer on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 08:00:00 PST

Men vs Women

MALE AND FEMALE DIFFERENCES - and you will have to admit they are funny and probably true 1.NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Eli...
Posted by Amanda Greer on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:54:00 PST

My Favorate Sayings...you don't wanna miss these!

Okay these will make your day! Just make sure you know how to say them and to whom and when!! By the way the ones with the * next to it are my absolute ticklers!!!! EBJOY: *"Admitting you're an Asshol...
Posted by Amanda Greer on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:52:00 PST

Please send this to everyone on your list...someone just might spot this child

AMBER ALERT!!!!!  I need everyones help!!!! Please repost this ASAP. This is the daughter of a very close personal friend. Her worst nightmare came true as a parent. Her little girl was abducted ...
Posted by Amanda Greer on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:22:00 PST

PRO-CHOICE! ACT IT. VOTE IT

As we head into election season, we're going to hear more andmore politically charged attacks from our anti-choice foes inCongress.amanda, it's your turn to make the noise. Let ouropponents know that ...
Posted by Amanda Greer on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:07:00 PST