About Me

Heylo my name is Ciara, which from it's Celtic/Gaeilic origins means 'Dark and Mysterious' . Im fatally attracted to sparkly things. I live in Norn Irn (translated 'Northern Ireland') resulting in my incapability to be understood, or venture outside on account of the Smell, which over the years has developed a kind of personality and visits art exhibits, bless it's cotton socks, if it had socks. I have a habit of talking aload of bollix which some people find amusing and others merely annoying. I like using big words cus it makes me seem all sophisticated and suits the glasses which are purpsle and i need them to see and stuff which is useful. My hair deserves a paragraph all to itself. It's prefered state is curly,and prefered food is Straitners, yet the other day i spent ages getting it all spirally and then proceeded to sit on my arse on the Internet all day like the Craigavon Bum i am. Why is it that when you think u look half decent u have no where to go? The answer to this enigma can be found in the Third Law of Sod. IN MY OWN WORDS fantabulous probably the best word ever invented, followed by 'spiffing' that was quite suggestive...wen i grow up i want to be a mad scientist.im addicted to the internet. Tut tut, i hear u say, but it is perferable to the cannibais :) Dee... bless his cotton, or indeed nylon, socks. That statment is not unerraneous. Lit! Jolene the Lit teacher is our hypnotic Goddess of eyeballs and we worship her. 'On account of the hynotising' Meh. I trust to easily what gives consequence to pain and dissapointment. Aww well. Im irish and british at the same time (im a woman and therfore can multi-task) i have glassies, in exhibit A my pic, they are useful.I like rainbows. the ict teacer, zesty demon that she is. Mrs Lemon. She incubates citric bat creatures in her uterus. Only tlk to me if u are polysyllabic thank u plz :)I hope this has givin you a perplex insight into my deluded teenage mind. Make yourself at home :)I have recently come to realise that society is split in to two sections, namely, chavs, and people who are not utter fucktards. the sooner that people realise their own stupidity, the sooner i can rule the world and bestow a country on the people i favour. i have several fellow rulers, coco, who will concoct my demise in a good natured kinda way in order to be the sole ruler, then theres pariah, who will have lots of fun being locked in kinky golden cages and partaking in the fudgeage of squidgy eyesockets with minions. unloyal minions will be banished to the netherpits of hell were vengeful and unloobed courgettes will violate their snoztrils. harsh but fair. EXHIBIT A- Cyanide and Happiness. Woop
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YOU
What is your name?: Ciara Siobhan Mc Nally
What does it mean?: dark mysterious one
what hair color do they use for a bald man for a drivers license?: Not Applicable, Id say.. or check downstairs
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?: Shut up. you idiot
Why dont you sneeze in your sleep?: Maybe you do.. why wouldnt you?
If you try to fail, and suceed, which have you done?: A healthy mixture
If your parents didn't have children, can you?: No, you cannot, you are non existent
How can there be a: selfless politician?
Why are Trix, only for kids?: *shrug*
Why didn't Wyle E. Coyote just buy dinner instead of Acme crap?: Cus the anticipation of the meal is better than the meal itself
Is Disney World a people trap created by a mouse?: who knows.. shifty looking mouse
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?: Because it only becomes an adhesive when it reacts with air
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?: lol.. thats funny. A bank isnt a tree you tard.
Why are you: insane? I dont know.
If you point to your wrist forthe time,where do you point for the bathroom?: at your CROTCH
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?: testicle.. lmao
Why is the guy who handles your money called a: your accoutant.. or a robber .. whichever
Why does 'dyslexia' have to be so hard to spell?: cus some people are cruel like that
How can children take medicine, if it is supposed to be out of their reach?: because a responsible adult transports a healthy dose to afflicted childling
Can you dream of dreaming?: Yeah
Why do people talk about 'girlie' things, not 'boyie' things?: Becayse it makes no damn sense. Its 'boyish things' Read a damn dictionary.
If ghosts go through walls, why don't they fall through floors?: Because they dont NEED to stand on the floors. they hover
If a chronic liar tells you she is a chronic liar, is she?: Yes, because you have just told me shes a chronic liar
If you yell at plants,instead of talk,would they grow troubled and insecure: Nah, they cant understand you.
When you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?: Purple. Even humans turn purple eventually.. *hides the bodies*
What is the speed of dark?: 300000000 metres per second.. the speed that light retracts
Why are eggs and bunnies associated with easter?: *shrug*
If everyone loves Barbie, why do you have to buy her friends?: cus shes a clique whore
If you run backwards, will you gain weight?: No..
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?: 'smile'
Why do they announce the power is out on T.V.?: Just to let those who have not been afflicted by power cut to know they are bloody well lucky to be watching some smug news wench
If a turtle loses it's shell, is it homeless, or naked?: again, healthy mixture
How does a bus driver get off the bus? Who closes the door?: ohh.. how indeed...
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around,do other trees laugh?: I am sure they would if they could
When is bread officially 'toast'?: When enough heat energy has been given to create a delightful light gold hue
Why do they sterilize the needle for a lethal injection?: because you wouldnt want to die slowly and painfully of gangreen in your arm now, would you
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The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly! - A Survey of Your Life
* So Basically... *
Name?: Ciara
Age?: 18
Sex?: Girlie
Birth Date?: November
Hair Color?: Blondish
Eye Color?: Greenish brown
Height?: Ickle.. 5" 2
Weight?: Ha.. no comment
Body Type?: More to love
Piercings?: Zero
Tattoos?: Zero
What are you wearing right now?: Conformity wear
Hair style at the moment?: Down, curlified
* Favorites *
Soda?: Coke
Food?: Gravied Chips
Drink?: Cocktails
Alcoholic Drink?: er.. see above
Time of day?: evening
Season?: Summer
Day of the week?: Friday
Song at the moment?: Everything Burns.. Ben Moody and Anastacia
Band/Artist?: Muse
Book?: Discworld.. all
Subject in school?: Chemistry
Place in the USA?: Boston...
Place outside the USA?: Fintra
Color?: Purple
Style of clothes?: Rock chick
Store?: Meh
Mall?: Meh
City?: Hmm.. Belfast
Website?: Cyanide and Happiness
Magazine?: None
Kind of pet?: Dog or katten
* Worst *
Place to be?: School
Class in school?: Mulligans
Time of dayr?: Morning
Season?: Winter... brr cold
Kind of pet?: Snake.. tarantula
Drink?: Cream soda I think its called
Food?: Leaves
Mall?: All of them
Store?: Lifestyle sports or similar
Style of clothes?: Chavvery
Celebrity?: Fuckin Jade Goody and the like
Color?: Brown
Book?: Hmm.. most tend to be decent
Type of music?: Rap
Website?: *shrug*
Magazine?: Most of them
* Daily Life *
When do you get up?: around 8
What is your first thought?: Omfg I cant see! *flails for glasses*
What do you do first?: Flail for my glasses
What's your usual outfit?: The conformity uniform or jeans and casual like
What's the first class of the day?: Either Lit or Free
When does school end?: 3:30
Do you see your friends?: A few of them
What do you do when you get home?: Go online
What time do you go to bed?: around 12
* Do you...*:
Brush your teeth daily?: Yes
Brush your hair daily?: No.. fuzzes the curls
Shower daily?: Nah
Sing?: Yes
Dance?: No
Party?: Occaisionally
Get drunk?: Frequently
Have sex?: yes please
Read books?: Yes, all the time
Listening to music a lot?: Yes.. love the Muse
Read magazines?: Nope
Go online a lot?: Yes, constantly
Stay on AIM all day even with an away message?: Not really
Have a religion?: Technically, yes
Have an IPod?: Nah
Want an IPod?: Wouldnt say no
Have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?: Nah
Play an instrument?: Guitarra :D
Get sick a lot?: Nope
Watch TV?: Nope
Like MTV?: Its alright
Like VH1?: Dont even know what it is
Like the History Channel?: Might do
Have Digital Cable?: Sort of..
Have more than 500 channels on your TV?: Yes but 300 of them are blank
Listen to the radio?: Yes, Chris Moyles in the morning
Still use your CD player?: I used to untill it died on me
Stalk people?: Yes, rather frequently
Have more than 200 buddies on your Buddy List?: Nope
Have dial-up internet?: Gawd no.. the primitiveness
Have AOL?: Nah it sucks
Know HTML?: I only know what HTML means
Have a GPA higher than 3.9?: Wassit?
Get H's in honors classes?: Probly would
* Music *
Do you listen to Rap?: God no
R & B?: No way
Blues and/or Jazz?: Would listin to it
Classical?: Would listin to it
Pop?: Eh.. wouldnt turn it over
Country?: Nah not really
Emo/Scremo?: Yeah
Heavy Metal?: Ywa
Christian?: No, although some are classed as that which are really good
Techno?: Nah
Reggae?: Nope, not my kind of thing
Broadway Musical songs?: No
Oldies?: A few rock classics
* In A Boyfriend/Girlfriend *
Hair color?: Not bothered
Eye color?: Green
Tattoos?: Not bothered
Piercings?: Not bothered
Favorite Music?: Similar to mine
Style of clothing?: Casual.. lots of black
Body Type?: Not bothered
Personality or Looks?: Personality.. that cant be changed
Would you go out with someone just for their money?: No way, thats basicly whoring yourself
Do you go on "Pity Dates"?: I nearly have.. does not bode well
Does size matter?: No.. just what you do with it
Do they have to be popular?: No way
Does the guy ask the girl or the other way around?: Doesnt matter, if you like someone go for it
Where do you go on the first date?: Something simple and cozy
Kiss on the first date?: Maybe
Sex on the first date?: Nah
* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now?: Not good but not a mess either.. passable
Are you eating something?: Nope
Are you drinking something?: Nope
Are you IMing anyone?: Nope, no one is on : (
Are you talking on the phone with someone?: No because then I couldnt do this as I cant multitask very well
Are you talking face to face with someone?: No
Is anyone at your house who doesn't live there?: The family
What song are you listening to?: None
What are you watching on TV?: Some really violent movie thats creeping me out
What other websites do you have open?: Myspace
Why are you taking this survey?: Cus I am bored and waiting on people to come online
Where are you going to post it?: MySpaz
What are you going to do after this?: Talk to people online.. as we now have life! Joyz
* What do you Believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts?: No
The afterlife?: No
Aliens?: No
God?: No
The devil?: No
Heaven?: No
Hell?: No
Scientology?: Yes
Hinduism?: Believe in its morals
Buddhism?: Believe in its morals
Christianity?: Believe in its morals
Taoism?: Believe in its morals
Judism?: Believe in its morals
Jesus?: Believe in his morals
Nothing?: Yes
Reincarnation?: No
Yourself?: Yes
* Randoms *
Have you been on an airplane before?: I have.. to boston and spain
Where were you going?: Boston and Spain
Have you been to another country?: US of A and Spain and Scotland
Have you ever went to another country with your friends?: No
Have you ever partied in another country?: Nah
Have you ever went on a roadtrip with your friends?: Nope :(
Ever stayed online more than 10 hours straight?: Yeah all the time
Pretended to like someone just to get popular?: No way thats wrong
Talked about someone behind their back?: Yes
Had someone talk about you behind your back?: Probably
Been in a fight online?: Yes
Been in a fight face to face?: No
Gotten yourself involved in a fight that wasn't about you?: No
Been called a bitch?: Probably
Been called a slut/whore?: Yes
Been to Australia?: No
Do you like snakes?: No
Ever cried to get your own way?: No
Ever broken a bone?: Yes
Ever had to stay in the hospital for more than a week?: Yeah
Ever had serious surgery?: Yes, lots.
Ever looked a porn online?: Yeah tee hee
Ever went to one of those "adult" stores?: Yes
Ever bought clothes at Walmart?: No
Ever gotten clothes from the Salvation Army?: No
Ever paid more than 100 dollars for a pair of jeans?: No
Ever been on stage for any reason?: Yes
Ever been in a play?: No
Ever been in a choir?: Yes
Ever been in a band?: No
Do you play, or used to play, an instrument?: Guitarra
Gotten a Brazilian Bikini Wax?: No way
Waxed your eyebrows?: Yes
Waxed your legs?: No
Cut yourself shaving?: No
Have you ever died?: Not that I am aware of
Was this survey an good at all?: Nah, sucked wab
What time is it right now?: 22:59
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netThis is of course in respect to National 'lets get completely rat arsed in order to patriorically celebrate our heritage' Day. There is also something about religion in there somewhere. Hurrah!

My Interests

I was given advice of what to put in this thing and it was 'be honest.' I am a self confessed Swot so, my pooter, reading, and of course Music feature highly in my Things To Do list. I dont have Hobbies due to Cronic Lazyness. I like to hang about with my mates of which i dont have many but they make up for that in quality, and i have no social life anyway. I occaisionally attempt to speculate the several layers of consciousness which constitute my thoughts. Its fascinating to think, and then THINK about the thoughts. That kinda thing is cool. Apparantly I am grown up now.. the ripe age of 18. should prove to be rather interesting methinks.

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You need guidance.
You have become very confused in your life
right now and are unable to make decisions that
pleases you. You may resort to drastic measures
as harming yourself, but the situation doesn't
seem to get any better by whatever method you
are using for now. There is a pain inside
because of this and you feel helpless in your
life, thinking you will never find your way
back. But even though the path may seem dark
you still try to find yourself, which means
your inner battle is not over.

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Your element is Fire: Strong, hot tempered,
powerful, and passionate. Well now lets see,
being fire you are quite strong and powerful be
it mentally, physically or both. People look up
to you greatly and often seek your protection.
You have the ability to gain many friends and
you are always one people can count on to do
what you say you will do. You are extremely
loyal, be it friends or family you'll stick up
for them and you are never willing to put them
in a position that could hurt them. You know
what roll you play in life, leader, and you
intend to let people know it. Not everyone is
capable of leadership but you certainly have
the willpower and flare to do it. You have
quite a temper if it shows itself, one that can
often lead you into trouble. Once your mind is
made up there is no changing it but no one said
that was a bad thing.

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brought to you by QuizillaAccording to that delightful number, i need guidance..which in a way is very true, as me and the wifeh usually wander about the school in the most sheep like fashion. its amazing how a website can pinpoint exactly whats wrong with one's life.. whoever one isAnother interest which I feverently pursue is of course the maintanance of an adequate level of insanity. This is achieved through the following guidlines.. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point your hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down, or stop.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.4. Put Your Trash Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."8. Don't use any punctuation9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."12. Sing Along At The Opera.13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't attend their party because you aren't in the mood.....16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name.17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet everyone but there isnt enough time so please form a queue. Much obliged.
Tucker. You're not too smart, but you have alot of
reason. You may not like plans or having to
figure out stuff, but you'll try to use
reason and common sense before jumping into a
teleporter or go to kill someone. You may be
a little nicer than most people to. You keep
telling people that there is no RedVSBlue,
we're all the same. But that dosn't mean you
won't cut up someone with a plasma sword if
they're trying to kill your teammates.

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Music:

Ahh Muse.. it brings significance to my otherswise tedious existence. Quite frankly, i like any music that I myself coudn't do, because i appreciate other's talents, although nowadays it is a rare occasion to find a bit of music that is not a complete pile of fetid excretment. In my experienced opinion, 'artists' such as Peter Andre *shudder* and the Cheeky Girls deserve shot, if you could find enough of the Cheeky Girls to actually shoot. At the moment i am loving Greenday, Linkin Park, Nickleback, Muse and a delightful Irish ballad called 'The Voice' by Eimear Quinn which happined to win the Eurovision but DONT LET THAT PUT U OFF IT. Britching people have recently introduced me to some new talent, Breaking Benjamin, Earshot, and Seether to name but a few. Finch also. the perplexing and heartfelt lyrics ensure that the musical balance is restored. utterly genious. I am trying to learn the guitar. Note the word trying. I had a jumbo acoustic (destroyed by Scullard's hag of a mother) and my dad's trusty old electric bless its's senile type twang. I got a new guitar it is sexyful and my new child and i shall neglect the old rejected one. My room now looks like a music store as well as a library. altho twud be half decent if i could play the thing. lol @ my nerdiness. A year later, I can play the C chord. *smug*

Movies:

pffft.. mostly prefer comedies xcept of corse when u have a luvly jubbly boyo to cuddle up to in the scary bits of a particularly gory film :) Pure legend actor is without a doubt Adam Sandler, whose cuteness is only preceeded by his hileriousness. And, this goes without saying but im saying it anyway, Johnny Depp is the best actor in the world and no movie is complete without him. He has ezquisite cheekbones and currently resides under Una's bed. You may be shocked and appalled to know that Una has now taken up residence under my pit, next to the vortex which leads to Narnia, Discworld, Meridian, and the wardrobe in your bedroom, dear reader.MWHA! to the Depp!

Television:

Dont really watch T.V, have to be majorly bored to do so. EXCEPT ofcourse, Family Guy. Stewie is my idol, and i aspire to his evilness. Also- The Simpsons, Futurama, Desperate House Wifehs, O.C due to the general sexyness of Seths. *swoon* The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!
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Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
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Books:

Saving the best till last eh? Ok, ive read His Dark Materials which was brilliant but slightly blasphemous. I sooo cud never have been as selfless as Lyra. The Harry Potter books are good as well, the 4th one is my fave, but NOTHING is better than Discworld. I live their sometimes u can visit me if you like. Terry Pratchett is a pure genious, and also very generous, as he has built a conservatory for his carniverous plants, who deserve it. :) Books provide an escape- reality can bugger off somewhere. Come join me sometime. Recently I have read Interview with a vampire, which is eerily beautiful. the language flows and exudes intricacy most delightfully. Am now starting A Clockwork Orange, which is saturated with some manner of slangtastic whatsitsface and I am like (?) *shrug* seems yo be intrigueing anywhichroad, so much spiffery all round.FLUTTERBY! the pretty colours distract me form my otherwise monotonous existence

Heroes:

When i think about it i dont really believe in having heroes. i mean , why idolise someone so quite obviously insane as to wear their cacks (underwear) on the outside? total fruitloops. I do look up to alot of people (i do not mean on account of my lack of height dont larff) Some people u just have to hold in constant awe. This is a convenient space to inform you of my darling little brother. He insists i refer to him as 'Dee-Day' and he spends his time contemplating the cross between a goat and a sheep. After extensive study, he has come to the conclusion that it would be a 'Geep.' He likes, in no particular order, 'Feck, 'Drink, and 'Girlz'
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Student life

The 10 Commandments of University Students I- Thou Shalt NapAnd God gave unto Student a great gift, the gift of napping. God said to him, you shall spend half your day napping. You shall nap in class...
Posted by Ki on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:38:00 PST

blegh

I miss my dearest of mothers. Not only is she my most supreme giver of life but my best friend. I guess I shall get used to it. Denise shall take my place as Eldest Daughter and Heiress of the Mc Nall...
Posted by Ki on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 02:07:00 PST

The wonders of Chemistry

This is why I want to dedicate my education and future career to chemistry.. because when you get right down to it, it comprises not only us and what we live on, but also really intricately stunning p...
Posted by Ki on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 07:59:00 PST

Truly

Note: Domestication makes ones crevices most rife in lubricity. Giant cat sleeping placedly on my endeavours. Hee.x
Posted by Ki on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:01:00 PST

The Hedgehog Can Never be Buggered

You can bugger the bear if you do it with care, in the winter when he is asleep in his lair,Though I would not advise in the spring or the fall-But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.If you're ...
Posted by Ki on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 03:04:00 PST

With all due respect sir..

Sir. Sir. Sir! Now that you have, I dare say, made your opinion on this matter more than abundantly clear, might I finally be afforded the opportunity to respond? Thank you. You have spoken eloquently...
Posted by Ki on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:47:00 PST

Blogmusik.net

This.. my delicious nibblets.. is a most wonderous website of amazing. Yes indeed, it is a very portal into the magical land of free moosics. www.blogmusik.net I cant believe I havnt bother...
Posted by Ki on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:22:00 PST

Meep

Why do I persist in doing this to myself? I am supposed to be educating yet I vvegetate upon the myspace in its cursid addictiveness and listining to the cure and a perfect cir...
Posted by Ki on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:32:00 PST

emo poem parody

Wrist Violindrowing in a sea of blackness, the black swans of depair surrond me, flippers of bleakness slap me around, around they slap me, those flippers of despairapathy, oh apathy, how you draw me ...
Posted by Ki on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:08:00 PST

Progess

I feel I should update this beast due to some kind of allegience to the concept of leading the general public to believe I do infact have a life, lol. Ironically of course, it is more logical to concl...
Posted by Ki on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:10:00 PST