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About Me

Hello, I'm Frank. I have been rescued by my loving Saviour, Jesus Christ. I respond to gravity. I've got soul...but I'm not a soldier. I frequently throw down in the band Not One Is Upright. I am rather large. I have a music listening device with me everywhere I go. I use the word "indeed" far too much. I enjoy breathing. I hate reality television. I beat circular objects with sticks. I tend to avoid people who have personalities that resemble that of instant potatoes. I believe God has a plan for our nation...regardless of Obama being a Sith Lord. I think that, hidden somewhere in Nebraska, there is a portal to another dimension. I write and draw a lot. I know, deep down, we all just wanna dance. I am currently phasing into your ceiling. I fear that I may suffer from an undiagnosed mental illness. I can morph into a dislexic polar bear on command...maybe. Want to know more? If so...what's wrong with you? Radiohead- How To Disappear Completely MewithoutYou- Gentlemen

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

AARON WEISS, Brian Aubert, Thom Yorke, Josh Scoggin, KC Wolf, Anthony Green, Rob Crow, Zach Smith, Jason Vernon, Regina Spektor, Jenna Fischer, Jeremy Davies, Aaron Gliespie, Johnny Greenwood, Zachary Quinto...and YOU.

My Blog

'The Open Door EP' Review.

Now, I know I told A lot of you that the next album I was going to review was Impending Dooms' 'Serpent Servant'...but that is not the case tonight. It is getting decently late, and Frank is decently ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:31:00 GMT

'Swoon' Album Review.

Welcome, ladies and gents, to Franks' first attempt at an actual album review.Although I have reviewed thousands of albums in my brain (and quite a few out loud to select people) over the years, I hav...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:52:00 GMT

My Top 20 'Metal' Albums...

All I have been listening to recently is 'metal' music.Gah...I hate placing labels on anything, but oh well.I feel like making a list again. So here it is. I will add reviews to each of these albums, ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:48:00 GMT

12 Most Anticipated Albums Of '09...

Well...Frank is bored and feels like making random lists.The title speaks for itself. I have compiled a list of the albums I am most excited for that are slated for an '09 release.As a side note, Faun...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:30:00 GMT

Epiphany Maybe???

The craziest thing happened to me yesterday.I had just got done watching Blades Of Glory...it was around 11:30 pm and I stepped outside. But when I did I realized something...I'm not sure if I should ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 14:32:00 GMT

I’m Not Here...This Isn’t Happening.

It should be illegal to be this stressful so close to Christmas. Seriously.Now...before i move on,i would just like to point out that i am not uber depressed or suicidal...i just need to vent.I need t...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:10:00 GMT

Week 3 Poem,"These Walls"

Well,as most of you probably already know,these last few days definitely have not been the greatest for me.Things have just gotten really stupid and my mind is not in the most stable of states....so i...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:26:00 GMT

Week 2 Poem,"One By One"

Although this is HIGHLY delayed...i finally have my week 2 poem up....3 weeks after it should have been up. Anywho,this is a war related poem...so its pretty dark. But who really cares?"One By One" Th...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 21:06:00 GMT

What Goes On During Math Class...

well...while sitting in math class today with my only compadre,Mr. Jonathan Pennington,one of the most interesting conversations ive ever had took place.Heres a quick breakdown of how it went:Teacher-...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:21:00 GMT

Week 1 poem: The Persistence Of Memory

Well...today i was given the assignment of interpreting the painting "Persistence Of Memory". I enjoyed it pretty well....but probably didn't put as much time into it as i should have.Link to the pain...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 13:29:00 GMT