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Hurley - FM97

Why do i look so damned serious? i need to relax...

About Me

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Don't HATE in '08! Viva la Hurley! Yes We Can! Yes We Can!
Stop by my page at FM97.com and enjoy my celebrity photo gallery
Due to the non-stop stream of litigation involving the broadcast industry, i've decided to cover my butt with the following:
DISCLAIMER: This site is meant to be a mildly funny representation of my life. If any of the content on this page contains actual humor, please alert me and i will have it removed as soon as possible. Any and all attempts at sounding cool are purely coincidental. Persons depicted on this site may be entirely fictional. Any descritions of illegal or immoral activites are most likely fake, since i'm in bed at 11pm on a friday night watching Food Network.
I cannot actually cause mayhem or bring sexy back. If you are under the impression that i'm "ballin", please refer to my photos...where you will see that i'm a geeky white guy who doesn't give a damn if you like Dolce or Prada.
I assure you, i am neither as funny, sexy, bitter, clever or sarcastic as the content of this page may indicate.
If at any point you begin to find yourself intrigued or amused by this page, please lower your dosage and consult your physician.
Please don't fire me, i like my job.
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways. Drink in one hand, chocolate in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO!!! What a Ride!!!"
Cheers

My Interests

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You can hear me on a couple of stations right now.

3p-7p at FM97 in Lancaster

Nights on KISS 107 in Cincinnati

Sat 6a-10a and 3p-7p Sun 4p-8p on KISS in Rochester, NY

Just added MIX96.1 in San Antonio to the roster. No idea what shift I'll be doing. But I'm glad to be there!

Where else have i called home?? STAR 104 Erie, ISLAND 106 Panama City FL, Q102 Philly, 97BHT in Wilkes-Barre, 94.1 THE ZONE and 98PXY Rochester NY , WINK 106 Elmira.

I like cooking, surfing the internet, reading anything sports-related, deleting stupid people from my friends list, etc...Aside from my mindless addiction to anything internet related....i've also got Music, Mountain biking, Rollerblading, Golf, Coffee...is coffee really an interest? I guess so. I'm addicted to it. Juan Valdez named his donkey after me. i LOVE my jeep and working on it. many improvements on the way...it's a work in progress
I collect wierd stuff too. My entire office and house are lined with autographs of famous (and not-so-famous people). I've got a batch of bobbleheads, and a few lava lamps!

Movies:


Heroes:

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you". -- Woody Hayes
"If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience." -- Robert Fulghum
"Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional." -- M. Kathleen Casey
"If you're going through hell, keep going." -- Winston Churchill
"We have no right to ask when sorrow comes, "Why did this happen to me?" unless we ask the same question for every moment of happiness that comes our way." -- Author unknown
"A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn." -- Author unknown
"The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief." -- William Shakespeare, Othello
"The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work." -- Harry Golden
"I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders." -- Jewish proverb
"You have come into a hard world. I know of only one easy place in it, and that is the grave." -- Henry Ward Beecher
"If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere." -- Frank A. Clark
"You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you." -- Walt Disney
"If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it." -- Mary Engelbreit
"The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem." -- Theodore Rubin
"When it is dark enough, you can see the stars." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors." -- African proverb
"There is no education like adversity." -- Disraeli
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change." -- John A. Simone Sr.
"The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back." -- Author unknown
"If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim." -- Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown Jr.
"Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solution. If you don't have any problems, you don't get any seeds." -- Norman Vincent Peale
"Much of your pain is self-chosen." -- Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet, 1923
"A problem is a chance for you to do your best." -- Duke Ellington
"Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive." -- Josephine Hart
"Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity is a greater." -- William Hazlitt
"The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism." -- Norman Vincent Peale
"Better bread with water than cake with trouble." -- Russian proverb
"When suffering comes, we yearn for some sign from God, forgetting we have just had one." -- Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
"Problems are the price you pay for progress." -- Branch Rickey
"When you're feeling your worst, that's when you get to know yourself the best." -- Leslie Grossman
"Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning." -- Bill Gates, Business @ the Speed of Thought

My Blog

the coolest night in recent memory

On Thursday i hit the road and headed to Philly for the FMQB 40th Anniversary party.   I'm a total radio-geek, so i love to sit around and talk shop with anyone in the business.  Needless to...
Posted by Hurley - FM97 on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:38:00 PST

A week in the life 4

- Woke up early (ok...earlier than usual) on Saturday.  Got to Hersheypark around 9am.  We broadcasted live from Shakey’s Stage from 10a-7p.  Sooooo much fun.  Jason and I ma...
Posted by Hurley - FM97 on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:49:00 PST

what the hell is wrong with people today?

I paraphrase a WONDERFUL online rant from a random website:Why are there so many stupid people today?  I blame the stagnation of natural selection. They’d have already been consumed by a ha...
Posted by Hurley - FM97 on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:56:00 PST

this week 3

what a pain.  do you know how hard it is to type with a cat sleeping over your arm?  jasmine (the bowling ball with legs) has no respect for my personal space.  what happened this week?...
Posted by Hurley - FM97 on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:17:00 PST

this week 2

another week in the books.  not as exciting as last week, but still a thrill-a-minute.  err...maybe not- taxes.  oh...viva la taxes.  you cruel mistress.  how could you hurt m...
Posted by Hurley - FM97 on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:44:00 PST

this week....

did u ever get to the end of the week and wonder "what the hell did i do"?  my brain hurts...my back is sore and my liver is quivering softly as it attempts to balance the influx of red bull and ...
Posted by Hurley - FM97 on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 07:51:00 PST

Youre chasing WHAT?

I normally have Headline NEWS on the big screen here in the studio.  They were showing a live car chase in LA.  Apparently, some guy stole a 1990 Buick Station Wagon (with fake wood paneled ...
Posted by Hurley - FM97 on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:25:00 PST

stupid, damned driving..

went up home this weekend to see Gram and the family.    what a trip...on the way up, i got just north of Ralston, PA on Route 14.  I came around the corner and was greeted by flashing ...
Posted by Hurley - FM97 on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:22:00 PST

Lemme’ tell ya about Gram...

If you're a close friend of mine, you've most likely met Gram.  She's 104 years old and lives in northern PA, where i grew up.  She and my parents just came back from their annual trip to Ma...
Posted by Hurley - FM97 on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:45:00 PST

The AIM Hall of Fame...round 3

An ACTUAL Instant Messenger conversation.  The names have been changed to protect the innocent:XXXX: are you going to the farm show?me: eh, probably not, i grew up in Bradford County.  i LIV...
Posted by Hurley - FM97 on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:40:00 PST