Ms.Crank...THE Business Woman is BACK BITCH! LoL!!

About Me

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All About ME I'm sooo respected they call me Ms. Crank...not because I'm a "cranker", but because I'm a dedicated, heartful, respectful, and loving individual. With a hint of bust yo' muthafuggin' ass if neccessary! LoL!
Name: Ms.Crank
Birthplace: April 23, 1986
Current location: Bladensburg, MD
Eye color: Brown
Hair Color: Brownish Goldish LoL
Height: 5'4'
Right or left handed: Righty
Your Heritage: African American Woman
The Shoes you wore Today: Batman Chuck Taylors
Your Weakness: I try not to have any of those, but if there are, I make sure I correct them ASAP!
Your Fears: Losing my familly....DAMN I LOVE THEM TO DEATH.
Perfect Pizza: MmMmM Extra Cheese, Pepperoni, and Sausage
Wake up Thoughts: How is the Sun or the Blue skys going to look upon me today?
Best Physical feature: My smile, and my legs (all that hiking to elementary school paid off!). I've also been told I have pretty eyes without my glasses...but I feel kinda naked when I take those off =) LoL
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get tired...=)
Most missed Memory: Backflipping off of Mom and Dad's bed when I was young...can't do it now, I'd kill myself LoL....
Pepsi or Coke: PPPPPPPepsi LoL
McDonalds or Burger King: Neither, Home cooking does me right =)
Single or Group Dates: Both as long as everyone is calm and collective =)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea =) mmmm Peppermint
Do you Smoke: Not really =) that's not very ladylike
Do you Swear: Yes, forgive me father LoL no one is perfect.
Do you sing: Sometimes
Do you shower daily: OH YES!!!!
Have you been in love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No, I really think it's a waste of money when someone just reads information from a book to you. You can do that yourself...Especially if you love reading =) I know I do...
Do you want to get married: Yes
Do you believe in yourself: Yes...that's why I am where I am today, from self motivation and dedication.
Do you get Motion sickness: Sometimes when I go fish with Dad on the boat. =) EwWwW LoL and that mofo laughs at me.
Do you think you are attractive: Yes, in my own little way =)...I'm in love with my personality and my way of thinking...that's what makes other people attracted to me too =)
Are you a health Freak: Not really, my peoples are from the Souf LoL yes I meant to spell it that way too!...
Do you get along with your parents: HELL YES!!!...The best parents a woman can have...people be trying to steal my parents, but I don't let that shyt happen...you have to REALLY be someone special for me to actually introduce you...because I don't like to waste their time or mine!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes at times =)
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play the flute...and get that American Pie thought out of your head because Ms. Crank doesn't need to do such inane acts.
In the past month have you Drank: Yes
In the past month have Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on a date:
In the past month have you been to the mall: No
In the past month have you been dumped: No
Ever been drunk: Yes, but only around people I trust, like myself, and family.
In the past month have you been skinny Dipping: No! Are you trying to kill me??? I can't swim darnit! LoL
In the past month have you Stolen anything: Hell no!!! That's very childish. I work very hard to achieve the finer things in life and you should too.
In the past month have you on Stage: No
In the past month have you been late somewhere: LoL!!!! Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Hell no and never will be! Thats a FACT!
Ever Shoplifted: No
What do you want to be when you grow up: Ok....let's live for the moment...but I'm very talented so I have many qualities to fall back on if one fails.
What country would you most like to visit: Wherever there is Peace, Love and Happiness you will find me.

My Interests

Playstation 2 LoL Dance Dance Revolution is my game!, I like laser tag, theme parks, go-karts, going to the harbour to just relax and walk around at night, blockbuster nights, I like to read, listen to music especially old skool.....I like to do whatever keeps me occupied basically =)When I'm not running my business or working.

I'd like to meet:

The Future Ms. Crank LoL =)...If you out there...Leave a Message LOL!
Get Your Own Chat Box! Go Large!

Music:

Millie Jackson, Soul Children, Project Pat, Three Six Mafia, Roy C, AZ, Boyz II Men, 2Pac, Notorious B.I.G., Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z(Even though he stole rhymes LoL...I guess he made them his), Nas, Young Gunz, Erykah Badu, Lyfe Jennings, Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, My Personal Mixed CDs LoL and a whole lot more...Oh yeah...these CATS ROCK!! I'M A FAN LOL!!!!! :) How you like dat?? Hit them up and show some love!img src="http://myspace-653.vo.llnwd.net/01315/35/64/1315324653_ m.jpg"

Movies:

Cooley High, The Five Heartbeats(I got nothing but love for you baby LoL), What's Love Got To Do Wit It(yeah he would have got his ass kicked the FIRST time he layed a finger), Anything Pam Grier, Original Gangstas, The Mack, All Tyler Perry Joints...plus more =)

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Discovery Health Channel, Boomerang Channel, TVOne, plus more =)

Books:

Donald Goines, Terry McMillian, Eric Jerome Dickey, Zane(not the damn sex books, her actual literature), plus others...I'm very open minded so I like to read and write...

Heroes:

God, My Family, and Myself...The love, encouragement, and self motivation and determination made me successful today...It's not just who you know...it's who you are, and how you carry yourself as an individual...I'm stacking this paper...so you can come work for me someday...LoL =)

My Blog

Party @ Club Elite 4/25/08...Birthday Celebrations

Hey Everyone!My cousin and I are celebrating our 24th and 22nd birthdays at Club Elite on April the 25th. We'll be attending the LOL Comedy Club and THE AFTERPARTY....I have ten discounted tickets...t...
Posted by Ms.Crank...THE Business Woman is BACK BITCH! LoL!! on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:21:00 PST

Do I need you to fuck me???.......

HELL NO!!!!!I am extremely tired of stupid ass people thinking I’m desperate for sex because I don’t get any....I don’t get any BY CHOICE! If I was looking for sex...I could happily ...
Posted by Ms.Crank...THE Business Woman is BACK BITCH! LoL!! on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:27:00 PST

...almost 2 years now...and it still hurts to look at your picture...

still trying to accept the fact that you’re gone...everyday I wake up and feel like you’re still here on earth...and we just havent talked in a while...everytime someone is trying to play ...
Posted by Ms.Crank...THE Business Woman is BACK BITCH! LoL!! on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:23:00 PST

Gambling...with the possibility of Losing...

What is it that continually influences us to keep playing? We all love money...we work hard to achieve it...so what makes us gamble is with hopes of doubling and tripling it??? Shouldn't we make way w...
Posted by Ms.Crank...THE Business Woman is BACK BITCH! LoL!! on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:26:00 PST

The Business Woman Upgrades...Oh yeah and I know you still watching me LOL

Alright folks...this the business right here.... I GOT THE JOB!!! LOL WOOOHOOO!! I've never under estimated myself and I knew I had it when I applied for it...so I thank GOD for the follow through on ...
Posted by Ms.Crank...THE Business Woman is BACK BITCH! LoL!! on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:02:00 PST

WHY? Ol' skeezer ass broads and dogs LOL!!!

OK...Let me put this out there for you bitches! This one's for the bitch who put gum on my car....WTF!!! If you have a problem with me...do something to ME....let me know the biz...but don't fuck with...
Posted by Ms.Crank...THE Business Woman is BACK BITCH! LoL!! on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:26:00 PST

SHEEEE'S BAAAAAACKKKKKKKK!!!...Ms. Crank is Back on Track!!! Holla!

Heyyy!!! Happy New Year's and all that good stuff!!! Ok...I know the past two months, my page has been looking and seeming straight gloomy...Sooo I just wanted to let everyone know I'm doing better, a...
Posted by Ms.Crank...THE Business Woman is BACK BITCH! LoL!! on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:15:00 PST

Death...Not a decision for you or anyone else

Man O man...it has been proven that death is not in the hands of anyone but God. All that has happened to me this month, it has been proven that God is keepimg me here for a reason. I've had 2 acciden...
Posted by Ms.Crank...THE Business Woman is BACK BITCH! LoL!! on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:46:00 PST

Pain, Suffering and Depression...Damn, I miss myself =(....

Ok so I went to the Doctor's yesterday because of the accident on Saturday night. So she tells me that I sprain my neck and my back. Now I'm poppin pills. Aint this some shyt! Now I got a lawsuit I'm ...
Posted by Ms.Crank...THE Business Woman is BACK BITCH! LoL!! on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:11:00 PST

Are these the end of my days???...R.I.P. Terrell Dixon (143 forever)

Man...my life has been really fucked up since 11/2/06. First I found out my ex/homie/ace died, I've cried everyday since I've found out. It's sooo crazy because we had went to see Saw III like the wee...
Posted by Ms.Crank...THE Business Woman is BACK BITCH! LoL!! on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:51:00 PST