My name is Steven and I am here because I have to be. I have been sent back through time to gather some materials that will help all mankind endure what is to come. 80 years into the future a full scale world war will take place. An unstoppable war machine unlike anything the world has ever seen is controlled by "The Head". In 50 years from now, Tom, the head myspace guy, will be assasinated. But technological advancements will allow his mad scientists to attach his head,that is encased in a protective and mobile container, to the master PC that controls, "The One." You all refer to "The One" as, myspace.With Toms head fused to "The One" he is able to then take over all military and commercial satalites, vehicles and computers of the world. Toms head and the master PC will launch a strike against mankind killing billions. Which now brings me to why I am here and just what the hell I plan on doing about it ...Well some of the worlds last remaining leaders wanted me to go back and get some pringles and taco bell nachos. Oh and some Beer for Frank and Timmy I think. Damn I almost forgot the most importent item, porn. They need lots of porn. Although Toms head and myspace are the enemy of all mankind in the future, its a great way to meet up with people for egg rolls, so we've all decided to just let this one ride itself out.
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