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morris

we were young, we were full of ideas, we were gonna change this whole world!!!!! but something happe

About Me


44yrs old married wife jacqueline an estate agent, 2 kids, murray 14 plays drums in kintyre schools pipeband, zara 11 voice of an angel, me? left school at 16, was a fisherman for 20yrs till i got multiple sclerosis, was a singer in a band called hostage as a teen and in later years a dj on local radio till my shockjock style got up some peoples noses (jealousy is criminal) now just fading away into middle age and an early graverecently stopped waiting for the phone to ring, asking me to join the ramones, i'm the only one still alive (drummers don't count!!)

My Interests

music and man utd, rubbing people up the wrong way and getting their backs up, anything to get a reaction, if i insult you don't take it personal, i'm just yanking your chain, too many metaphors? one of my real passions is smoking, i love it, the more antisocial it gets the more i'm going to smoke, i also like hitting things with hammers, love the smell of freshly cut wood, the king of madden and tiger woods, you just can't beat me!!! now of course it's singstar on ps2, wot a voice!!!

I'd like to meet:

myself aged 14 and tell me to stay in school and do wot you want instead of wots expected of you.perfect dinner guests would be john madden, eric cantona, billy connolly (love to take that self rightous bastard down a peg or two)my three brothers(just stick monopoly or any boardgame in front of us and it's war!!!)winnie ewing, sam torrance, gordon ramsey(just so i could get him to cook and then send it back cos it's crap, plus i swear more than him so he'd fit right in)

Music:

all sorts except the crap my son listens to, sound repetitive and like its done by a 5yr old on a casio keyboard, i'm a guitar band man, luv my soul otis, sam cooke, james brown, ramones, lizzy, glam, sixties Get this player (because if you're using Flash 9, MySpace will have disabled the link in the player itself)

Movies:

lotr trilogy and most pacino and deniro

Television:

csi, horatio coolest ginge on planet, footy, nfl

Books:

biographies mostly

Heroes:

denis law, eric cantona, roy keane, joey ramone, try to be my kids hero but you'd need to ask them if its working

My Blog

blast from the past

a couple of days ago a very well known local musician by the of kevin mcmillan walked into my wife's place of work and handed her a CD, it said it was a recording of "HOSTAGE" since the band has been ...
Posted by morris on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:37:00 PST

smoked fish and square slice

nothing to say really but thought i'd fill some space, my thoughts should be on the national curriculum, better than that twat sheakespeare anyway. i'm supposedto be painting a ceiling right now but c...
Posted by morris on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:57:00 PST

living in the future

finally got sky+ fitted yesterday, they say it's living in the future but so far it's living in the past, great that you can pause a prog. or rewind a bit to catch it again, did that with the crash on...
Posted by morris on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:22:00 PST

soup!, is it beautiful?

i've just made a big big pot of lentil soup, i put onins and potatoes and carrots in it, then i started browsing on line, then i decided to start this blog. after that i realised i had to go and stir ...
Posted by morris on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST