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Heather On A Rope

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Im a little strange, a little weird, a little naughty and a little nice all mixed up in one wonderful package! I like being on the go and doing new things. My place of peace: nature and the outdoors.

My Interests

Family, friends, new friends, hopes, dreams, love, greaser boys, art, writing, reading, world events, sociological aspect of everything, being the observer.

I'd like to meet:

Adventerous, kind souls who LOVE music and who 4:20. www.potpartner.com

Music:

Almost everything except really HONKY TONK bullshit. Rockabilly, psychobilly, rock, classic rock, heavy metal, blues, folk, R&B, Hip-Hop, rap, oldies, jazz, and expecially Dave Alvin

Movies:

Fuck me in the ass bitch, Peanut Butter Pussy, Guys gone wild (with each other), Prostitution goes to Kindergarden, and other sleezy porno flicks. Troma flicks, Natural Born Killers, anything w/ Johnny Depp..and many, many more

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Metalocalypse..or anything pertaining to real life without so called "real" characters

Books:

Yes

Heroes:

A hero is someone who is never recognized as a hero in their lifetime.

My Blog

mun-keys an’ punkin ppppiiiieeee

how to make monkey pumpkin pie: bash a monkeys skull fry vigourously in lard with garlic pick hairs out as you stir fry for 3 hours smash a pumpkin on your dirty ass (or balls) chew and spit pieces of...
Posted by Heather On A Rope on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:19:00 PST

So here’s my fucking recipe...by popular demand

Easy pizza from Argentina...unless you have a brick oven to cook it in, it will not taste exactly the same... Easy crust - Pilsbury already made Olive Oil Toppings: Onions Roquefort queso fresca ...
Posted by Heather On A Rope on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:51:00 PST

Luv Hurtz

I am at the worst luck of the draw ever in this department.....but some great young man(my son) told me a long time ago that love does not hurt, if you find the right person.   Well???  Wher...
Posted by Heather On A Rope on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:38:00 PST

Fuck me like a porn star

You know..just a cry for attention.
Posted by Heather On A Rope on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:28:00 PST

Betty Fucking Cocker

Hey..I'm gonna bake my ass off all weekend...sick of not having anyone to cook for except my son!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Heather On A Rope on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:26:00 PST

rIGHT NOW..

I want it now, right now...... So when do I get to find the things I seek?  A solitary fight/journey for the things I want is so dragged out and done with...still smiling, spittin', and laughing ...
Posted by Heather On A Rope on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:09:00 PST

Busted....

Throwing knives at work is a good idea..until you split someones face open..HA!  J/K..I shouldn't try to be such a bad ass all the time..sometimes you get caught by your boss...and then you laugh...
Posted by Heather On A Rope on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:31:00 PST

Did you ever wonder...

Did you ever wonder why things just fall into place just the way they are?  Or are you ever amazed by what happens?  I feel like I've been in a slump for the past couple of months...and the ...
Posted by Heather On A Rope on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:16:00 PST

Self-proclaimed idiot-He titles himself "SMART"

I guess some people are smart in a short-bus sort of way.  Being intelligent can be an attribute if your humble about it and don't sound so fucking stupid in the eyes of others(they will never te...
Posted by Heather On A Rope on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:33:00 PST

The knife always on my side

I have my knife on my side. Close to my side and strength when being used. A reminder of you, A reminder of good times. My knife is on the right side, Furthest away from my heart, And closest to ...
Posted by Heather On A Rope on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:59:00 PST