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Rubella

IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!

About Me


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WHAT'S UP SLUTS???I am lush and was born in Newpert-S.Wales, but been in Cambridge for last 6 years. My favourate colour is Red, my favourate animal is cat. I have one brother- Sam, and 3 cats that live in Newport. I now have a kitty in Cambridge who I fostered from the Cats Protection League. Her name is Snowy but I have renamed her Carly Simon. I get up at 9.15 and get into work at about 9.50, but I always have a good excuse to why I am 50 minutes late, but if I reveal it everyone will be late for work and the country will collapse.I like swearing, and making up new swear words, I also like asking people for "cunt-ainers" at work, and asking which "cunt-ry" do they come from. I like turning up at formal party's in fancy dress and I can't get enough of crack.I Like Towels and new tooth brushes, and coming to think of it I quite like stationary at first but then I find in infurating as it just hangs aroung but is never there when you need it, I like happy stories about pets that had a tough life and then end up having good lives. .. "

My Interests

This website- http://www.cetacean-creations.com and Dogs in coats! And the lovely Bob downe!! And also me. I THINK I AM LUSH AND TOTALLY AWESOME!

I'd like to meet:

Keith and Candis-Marie Pratt The Club Kids .. width="425" height="350" .. Really silly people, some ghosts, and anyone who is well Jackson ohh and some dog pirates!And Ninja Dogs!OH! AND JOIN MY SWEARING CLUB YOU FUCKTARDS!

Music:

Adam Green, Add N to (X), Air, Antioch Arrow, Aphex Twin, Ash, The B-52's, Babyshambles, The Beatles, Beck, The Bees, Belle & Sebastian, Bent, Bernard Butler, Bloc Party, Boiger Boys, Blondie Redhead, Blondie, Blur, Bob Dylan, The Bravery, Bright eyes, Cat Stevens The Chap, The Chemical brothers, Chicks on Speed, The Clash, Le club du chats, Clor, Counting Crows, Cramps, The Cure, Cylob, Daft punk, The dandy warholes, Dat Politics, Dj rubbish and cassette boy, David Belamy, Deerhoof, Dj Shadow, Dogs die in hot cars, Royksopp, Duran Duran Duran, Electric Six, Felix kubin, Ffa Coffi Pawb, Fischerspooner, The Flaming lips, Flipron, Fllying Lizards, Fountains Of Wayne, Four Tet, Frank Zappa, Funkadelic, The Futureheads, garbage, Gene kelly, GLC, Go! Team, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, GOTO80, Happy Mondays, Hard fi, The Hidden Cameras, The Hives, Human League, Ian Dury, The Icarus Line, Iggy pop, The Stooges, salt n' Pepa, Interpol, James Chance, James Taylor, James White and the Blacks, Jeff Buckley, Jellica, Jimi Hendrix, John Swihart, Joy Division, KaitO, Kasabian, Kevin Blechdom, Kimya Dawson, Kings of Leon, Kraftwerk, the Lams, LCD Soundsystem, Ladytron, Le Tigre, Led Zeplin, The Libertines, Loe Reed, Low, LTJ Bukem, M83, Madness, Manu Chao, The Mars Volta Attack, Massive Attack, Mark Lanegan band, Max Tundra, Michael Jackson, The Misfits, Miss Kittin, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, The Mouldy Peaches, MU, Muse, Namelessy evil, Nick Drake, Nirvana, Of Montral, Paul Simon, Peaches, Pitman, Pixies, PJ Harvey, Placebo, The Polyphonic Spree, The Polysics The Pop Group, The Posies, Prince, Prodigy, Pulp, Punk Bunny, Queens of the Stone age, Radiohead, Rodiohead, The Ramones, Servotron, Richard Cheese, Rolling stones, Scissor Sister, Selfish Cunt, Sigur Ros, Senor Coconut, simple Kid, sluts of trust, Smashing pumpkins, smoke like a fish, The Specials, The Selector, The soft pink truth, Soulwax, The Strokes, Suede, Super furry Animals, Supergrass, Surferosa, System Of A Down, T-Rex, Talking Heads, Tears, Thirteen Senses, Tony Rudd UM, V/VM Vanity 6, The Velvet Underground, The wedding Present, White stripes, Yaz......................................................... ...................... Punk Bunny.. width="425" height="350" ..AND THAT IS IT! I don't like any other music at all. I refuse to listen to anything eles, the whole idea makes me feel physically sick, I could easily do a number 3 all over my computer just thinking about it. I hate it all.

Movies:

I love films where someone is crap at something and then they get trained and then they have a competion and they just scrap it and win! Films like this include: Breakdance the movie, Strictly Ballroom,I also love Edward Scissor hands, Brady bunch movies, Twin town, Nightmare before Christmas, Clockwork orange, Full metal Jacket, Lolitta, A space oddisy 2001, Rita sue and bob too, Nuts in may, Fear and loathing in las vegas, The Jerk, BeetleJuice, Rocky horror picture show, Superman3, Drop dead Fred, Man bites dog, Drop dead gorgeous, Napolian Dynamite, Into The West, The Story Of The Weeping Camel, The Idiots, Memento, Roat to Perdition, Shawshank Redemtion, Hair Spray, Pink Flamingos, Pecker, Mermaids, Coneheads, Pricilla Queen Of The Desert, Barry Linden, In America, Meercats United, Flash Gordon, What Ever Happened To Baby Jane, Lasie come home, Rekavik 101, Electric Dreams, Sparticus. Polyester, A dirty shame, hairspray, Pecker, Pink Flamingos.

Television:

I love TV my faves are: Spaced, League of gentlemen, Nighty night, MightyBoosh, Deal or no Deal, Richard and Judy, Peep show, Nathen Barley, Jam, Big Train, John's not mad, Blue Planet, Look around you, anything by Peter kay, Neighbours, Louis Theroux, Quincy, Ready steady cook, How clean is your house, A-team, Knightrider, Telephonin, Loads of other stuff but can't think of anything eles at moment. Deal or no Deal ..

Books:

I don not read much due to extream lazyness, but I have been known to dip into the odd book about IBS. The last book I read was "Watching The English"- It was good. The best book I've read this year was definatly "Real Ultimate Power- The Official Ninja Handbook" it was sweet and intellectually stimulating. I also like books about unicorns and ones with good pictures. I JUST BEEN READEN HUNTER S THOMPSON KINGDOM OF FEAR. IT WAS GOOD.

Heroes:

FIT MEN!!! I Love Johnny Depp, especially in "Cry Baby" He's lush . I love THESE sexy men too, they have to have dark hair to qualify. Some of these lovelys include- Tim Wheeler Russell Jack White Mr Fucking Darcy!!!! Kelly Jones Oh yeah and this one-

My Blog

My trip to Aberdeen.

I've been in Aberdeen the past 4 days. I flew up on Friday and flew back Tuesday night. While I was there I ate wee pies, stroked two very handsome cats and managed to not miss a single episode of dea...
Posted by Rubella on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:14:00 PST

A poem about Smack.

Crack V Smack. Hey kids don't do smack! you will end up being wack, What you need is some crack, It might make you yack, but hey you will soon be back! Hey kids just jack in that smack! You...
Posted by Rubella on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 09:09:00 PST

A story written by Rue and Jellica.

Big Dog and Lemur Loveballs adventure A cautionary tale for children by Rue and Jake Once upon a time there was a small ball of love that was happily chipping about in his domain of small balls...
Posted by Rubella on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:23:00 PST

Here is a short story I just wrote.

The Tale Of The Paper Lace Children. By Rue Jones. There was once this man who had a growth coming out of his left eye. It kept getting bigger and bigger. One day he got out of bed with a bit of ...
Posted by Rubella on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:13:00 PST

Suzuki Omnicord?

Hi Does anyone know anything about Suzuki Omnicords, or have one? I bought one a month or so a go. It's wicked. This is what the beast looks like- It is so much fun but is a little restrictive...
Posted by Rubella on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 09:55:00 PST

Teenage Poetry

Right. Here's another fun thing. You can tell I do nothing at work!! look up teenage poems on google! Here's one- Sorry Im me Sorry that I like the rain, And that I like the cold, Sorry...
Posted by Rubella on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 06:44:00 PST

A New Game!

Hello. This is fun, what you do is make up a sentance such as- "I hate you so much, why can't you just die? I knew an ant with more personality than you!" Then you go to google and click on ...
Posted by Rubella on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 06:19:00 PST

Muuuuussiiic 2

So..... I went to see Kevin Blechdom. I loved it, she was amazing. She had a friend with her called "Planning to rock" Together they were brilliant, very weird and avant garde. Before they came on ...
Posted by Rubella on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 03:56:00 PST

Websites

Here are some funny websites- This has a cat wanking on it! I give it 5 stars http://www.rigoler.com/videofun/popvideo.php?ident=320 This is Dogs in Coats, I also give it 5 stars www.dogsincoa...
Posted by Rubella on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 06:03:00 PST

MUuuuuuuusic

Tonight I am going to see my hero Kevin Bletchdom. She is ace, I can't wait for it. On Sunday I saw Ladytron, very nice. I'm going to have to get the album now, I didn't think I would like them but th...
Posted by Rubella on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 04:11:00 PST