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Lumpy McDump

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I hate myself, therefore I hate u twice as much, so FUCK IT AND FUCK YOU TOO!!!!oh yeah; I LOVE BOOBIES!!!!!!!

My Interests

Knocking off liquor stores; setting up meth labs in Lakeview apartments; robbing old ladies; running my inner city "Handguns for Toys" exchange program; vegetable labotomies; crapping on your doorstep and running away(yep it was me!!!!); helping the homeless.....kill themselves and singing in my church choir.

I'd like to meet:

ur pumpernickel loaf.....

Music:

Hanson, Right Said Fred, New Kids On The Block, Milli Vanilli, and of course the sweet sounds of David Hasselhof.

Movies:

The Elephant Man, Simon Birch, Faces of Death and any new steaming loaf released by George Lucas; oh don't forget plenty of skin flicks.......

Television:

CSI(C*m Stain Investigation); Law & Order - Coital Intent; America's Next Anorexic-Whore Flop Model; and Saturday Night Lame......

Books:

7 Steps to Smoother Skin; How to Pick-up Blind Chicks; Kama Sutra for the freakishly ugly...

Heroes:

scott baio (have u seen the list of hot chicks he's banged....);

My Blog

detroit here i come

today i'm off to see the awe inspiring wonders of Detroit, Michigan for wednesday and thursday, can't wait to see downtown Detroit, with it's vacant high rise buildings and empty lots or so i've heard...
Posted by Lumpy McDump on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 02:40:00 PST

Sad Day in Zoo York........

"Skateboarding legend passes away... On February 17th, 2006, NYC and the entire skateboarding community lost a good skateboarder, a great friend, and most of all an amazing person. Ha...
Posted by Lumpy McDump on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 08:11:00 PST

the grim reaper cometh..... johnnie cochran DOA.....

so, johnnie cochran is dead......guess that deal with the devil didn't quite work out right.fuck it, hope he packed light, pretty hot down there.......but im sure he'll b missed, by OJ and all the oth...
Posted by Lumpy McDump on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What I Wanna Be When I Grow Up...

I was thinking lately about how I never follow my heart and do what I want in life, like my dreams of being a Crash Test Dummy; I just take it day by day listening to peoples screams of "FREAK!" as I ...
Posted by Lumpy McDump on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST