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Mike Frey

... I'm 19 yrs old and broke as fuck!

About Me

Well whats there to say other than yes i am grizzly adams, and yes i was born with a beard. i guess other than that i'm just like any other guy, exept for my ability to chop down a tree with my bare hands! in fact thats how i got my christmas tree this year, i chopped it down then drank a beer and 40 bottles of whiskey, true story. "Mike, how can i be as grizzly and manly as you?!" well thats a good question,and let me start my answer by saying you can't. sorry i'm kind of a god among men and certain species of pigmys. anyway if you want to try heres alittle about how i got were i am, i was born and raised in Queens, N.Y. were i fought crime and also stole from the rich to give to the poor... i'm just screwin' with you i gave it to my self! and it wasn't exactly "The" rich as much as it was a guy named Rich. Um...what was i talking about? owe screw it, couldn't have been that important.

My Interests

Whiskey, and tobacco. seriosly whiskey and tobacco. and some other stuff, like playing guitar, umm... i like shootin' pool. I really love live music, any type of live music, almost, mostly punk, oh and playing music, but mostly whiskey and tobacco. i also like the great outdoors, and spending time around nature, and i love animals and critters, but even though i have a great love of nature and animals i ain't no hippie tree hugger and i'll still kick ass!and maybe take names, but mostly whiskey and tobacco!

I'd like to meet:

I don't f-ing know! what kind of f-ing question is that? are you serious? "i'd like to meet" the guy who thought up this question and put my foot so far up his... well you get the point and i guess umm... i'm gonna go with umm... cool... umm... cool poeple!

Music:

I love music, playing it, listening to it, writting it, and seeing it live, but mostly whiskey and tobacco... oh wait that was the last one... never mind! i have a pretty eclectic taste as far as music goes, i love classic rock, all types of punk, and if you got something i haven't heard of...i'll take a listen. and though i have a very diverse taste in music and it's hard for me to pick favorites in anything, i do have to say that by far my favorite band of all motha' truckin' time is the Dropkick Murphys! ( "Really, Irish Mike likes Irish punk rock!!!", yeagh socking huh!) and damn do they put on one crazy live show!

Movies:

i like watching alot of movies, and different types of movies. I love comedy, action, horror, anything really, as long as it's well written. some of my favorite movies are monty python and the holy grail( it's the best movie ever if you understand british humor), billy madison, anything with jay and silent bob and most things written by kevin smith, Dirty Harry, scarface( i think its a great movie but it's sometimes over rated) i love pulp fiction, man there are just to many to name! oh yeagh... Whiskey and tobacco!!! oh wait....

Television:

Ah T.V., well there are alot of great things on T.V. the dukes of hazzard ( the tv show not the crapy remake movie with crapy jessica crapy simpson!), Family guy, aqua teen hunger force, harvey birdman, the daily show, the simpsons, alot more but honestly i don't watch that much tv anymore.

Books:

Well i don't really know how to read persay... but i like picture books...umm... i almost know all the letters, probably like 18 thats not bad 18 for 22... right, right *man crying* *sniffle*

Heroes:

well, i guess i have alot of heros, batman, spiderman, the guy who invented the pet rock( come on he made a million friggin' dollars selling rocks to people),Bill Clinton, Jimmy Page, hendrix, Dylan, the rain man, dain cook, john wayne, and scruffy from dropkick murphy's cause he's man enough to wair a kilt!

My Blog

natural selection

Window Lickers. Yes thats right window lickers, now i can't take credit for coining the phrase, that goes to a brilliant man from a morning talk radio show, a man named Hot Wings, from the free beer a...
Posted by Mike Frey on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 02:41:00 PST