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De Facto Leader

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm fine; but I gotta go.

My Interests

Staring at myself in the mirror and making faces, Dodgeball, dancing the Apache!, WORKING at my JOBs, fight choreography, basketball, chain throws, dodgeball, Beast Wars, ninja tests, making people laugh, totally making out with girls, cooking, eating, dodgeball, reading cookbooks of food I'm too poor to make, playing Tekken 5, dinosaurs, Dodgeball, sushi, rapping, doing nice things, making balloon animals, daydreaming of stand-up success

I'd like to meet:

Bill Murray from the movie Space Jam

Music:

Gorillaz, the Hives, Los Straitjackets, Any stage song from Megaman 1-6, Amy Winehouse, the White Stripes, The Strokes, Sahara Hotnights, Gnarls Barkley, Jamiroquai, the Vines, the Clones (Neptunes), Ratatat, Japril Levingngne, Duran Duran, Sean Paul, The Darkness, Blur, N.E.R.D., J5, The Shins, Ok Go, Danger Doom, Little t and One Track Mike, Lily Allen, Caesar's, Sugar Hill Gang, Yeah Dudes, old busta rhymes, The Roots, Franz Ferdinand, Joe Budden, Nic Armstrong and the Thieves, Every Time I'd eye, Kylie Minogue, Obie Trice, The Bravery, Chromeo, Wesley Willis, Dizzee Rascal, the 5678's, Method Man, The Jam, The Raconteurs, Lucas, Huey Lewis and the News, The Dead 60s, Public Enemy, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Jimmy Luxury the Tommy Rome Orchestra, Danger Mouse, The Good the Bad and the Queen, Saves the Day(A little), QOTSA, Human League, Tribe and more and T.I.

Movies:

A whole bundle.

Television:

the office (both), Frasier, Extras, Human Giant, the Today Show, Tim and Eric Awesome Show (great job),G4 Icons (or Game Makers), Around the Horn, Top Chef , Entourage, Tom Goes, Reno, C.S.I. , Yes Dear, Assy Mcgee, Family Guy, Southpark, Conan, Aqua Teen, Sealab 2021, WMAC Masters, Mike and Mike In the Morning, Metalocalypse, Seinfeld, 120z. Mouse, Scrubs, The Norm Show, Clerks, Home Movies, Acceptable TV, X-Play, Wanderlust, Moral Orel, 30 Rock, House of Cosbies, Mr. Show, Prison Break(seasons 1 & 2?), Tenacious D, Futurama, Ed, PTI, Stella, Saul of the Molemen, Scrubs, AOTS(Layla Kaleigh and Adriana Lima wants to get dates all over me), Cheers, the Colbert Report, Without a Trace, Da Ali G Show, Simpsons, My Name Is Earl, old Drew Carey, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Science Court, I love the _0's, King of the Hill, the Whitest Kids You Know, that documentary on Bruce Lee that's always on AMC.

Books:

willy's raiders!, a time to kill, the things they carried, the tempest, Brain Droppings, Areas of My Expertise, Lord of the Flies, How To Steal a Magic Cat, Why Not Me, America the Book (from what I read), a day in the life of Ivan Denisovich, Eats Chutes and Leaves, and Deep Thoughts.

Heroes:

Mitch Hedburg, Wes Anderson, Jackie Chan, Busta Rhymes circa 1999, Wesley Willis, Bill Murray, Karlm, Groucho Marx, Damon Albarn, Doug & Jack White (both the musician and the local news anchorman G.R.H.S.), Sacha Baron Cohen, Frank Coletta, and Bruce Lee.

My Blog

Half time

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Posted by De Facto Leader on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:45:00 PST

If you play Tekken seriously you could read this

http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.v iewThread&entryID=27562359&groupID=100129219&adT opicID=14&Mytoken=A9E47D8B-8F43-488C-9E867808295D60AE200 90777   I thin...
Posted by De Facto Leader on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:16:00 PST

Plans? Space plans.

Sometime in the next six months I'm going to say "You look like a whore, whore."  And mean it.  I just misgrammared that badly but oh,well.
Posted by De Facto Leader on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:01:00 PST

The hell does it matter?

I think its annoying if people post two bulletins in one day. No one has that much relevant stuff to say. Learn the myspace hierarchy. Bulletins are for either important questions/statements or little...
Posted by De Facto Leader on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:31:00 PST

NBA - No Basketball Allowed OR Midway presents NBA Sham

Dirk got fouled hard, D-Wade is awarded two free throws.  There was a holding foul with 4 seconds left.
Posted by De Facto Leader on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 06:12:00 PST

A few simple truths

1. The clock on Myspace seems warped. 2.  The element of suprise adds magnatude to anything, good or bad. 3. Alcohol is better in a bar on a second floor or higher. 4. You are reading this. 5. Ch...
Posted by De Facto Leader on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:43:00 PST

Update: my blogs work!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs05/news/story?id=22943 09 This is exclusively because of me. Booyah!     ...
Posted by De Facto Leader on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 06:09:00 PST

This is just a copy/paste of my bulletin.

I put this up after the Pats lost.     I hate refs.A: Asante Samuel DID NOT INTERFERE on that pass play. Nearly catching a football and then someone jumps over your back is NOT pass interfer...
Posted by De Facto Leader on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:20:00 PST

If you read ALL of my last Blog click here for a prize!

Answer these 5 questions and win! 1. (the easy one) What's my disclaimer?  2.  What are the two types of things i refer to when talking with an idiot? 3.  Why won't I lie...
Posted by De Facto Leader on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 10:33:00 PST

space race is . 1 because it's from the future

I wonder what its like to be be really, really, really smart.  I'm smart.  I'm slighty smart.  If intelligence were Taco Bell sauce packages, I would be somewhere between mild and ...
Posted by De Facto Leader on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 07:38:00 PST