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About Me

Ok here's the deal, I'm a critic. Of everything. I work as a producer for a market 75 station (do some research if you want to know what that means). It would be easy to say the job is the reason I have a pretty low opinion of people, but I guess I've always been a cynic. Despite that, I go out of my way to be a good friend and husband. If you're reading this now, it's because you're part of my life in some way, and that means there isn't much I wouldn't do for you. I am a professional writer, of sorts. But I'd rather be writing fiction, or maybe teaching English at a small college somewhere. Oh one more thing. I'm rarely wrong about anything, especially people. Stick around....you'll see soon enough.

My Interests

Hey everyone, buy "Weird Al" Yankovic's new album "Straight Outta Lynwood" when it comes out on September 26th. Here's the first video from the album, "White and Nerdy".. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

I'm happily married so don't bother. Nick that means you. I'm very interested in the networking aspect of MySpace, and I'm hoping to make some freelance connections to branch away from news writing. I plan on being active in whatever writing, television, and music groups I can. My time is pretty limited, but I'll reply to all contacts.

Music:

Right now, it's all about Middle Earth Idol... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Blade Runner is number one on my list. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. The Highlander. The Empire Strikes Back. By the way....Here's what the internet is really for:

Television:

The X-Files. The Tick. Smallville. Oh and

Books:

Dave Barry Slept Here.

Heroes:

Dave Barry. Jonis Agee. My best friend Craig Siders.

My Blog

I guess I shouldn't be surprised by anything anymore

I wish of all the things I'm going to talk about today would be so shocking, so surprising, that you'd look at me and say, "How is this possible?" Or possibly, "What is this world coming to?" O...
Posted by WriterBoy on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:14:00 PST

Just when I think I've seen everything....

Kevin Federline: Father of the year? I never thought I'd think it, let alone say it out loud, but it turns out that K-Fed is the STABLE ONE. It's been a rough year or so for the former teen pop-...
Posted by WriterBoy on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 02:14:00 PST

If I worked for The Onion

Hey everyone, I really want to work for The Onion. So every now and then, I come up with an article written in thier style. Anyway, remember when those stupid, insipid, paranoid whackjobs that live i...
Posted by WriterBoy on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:09:00 PST

Who Needs Sleep?

So I've been having trouble sleeping lately. Moreso than usual. I've always been an insomniac, and the copius, perhaps even borderline obscene amounts of caffiene I imbibe in a 24-hour cyc...
Posted by WriterBoy on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:49:00 PST

White and Nerdy

I want to give a quick shout out to Wolfyn, who sent an add request after reading this blog. "I'm just in awe of your Godlike abilities!", he said. Ok, not really, but it was something close to ...
Posted by WriterBoy on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:07:00 PST

Where Do I Even BEGIN?!

Well, what can I say....I'm off Sabbatical and just in time, too. Because the world has gone completely screwy. Stool Boom! That's right, as if you didn't buy enough crap....those compassionate ...
Posted by WriterBoy on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 02:00:00 PST

I Want My MTV (Back)!

I was flattered by how many people bugged me about why I didn't vomit all over the web last week. It warms my chitlins to know people actually read this drivel.To be honest, work has been kickin...
Posted by WriterBoy on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:49:00 PST

...And the Horse You Rode In On.

There are some days I hate MySpace. Nothing like typing this blog for an hour and then all the sudden, "bloop" and your hard work is erased.Tom, in case you're reading this, you're a twat.Let's ...
Posted by WriterBoy on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:27:00 PST

Breaking News: Hell Expands by One

Satan is "Pumped" About New Arrival, Say Sources. (AP)-Hell: An announcement from the leader of the underworld came this morning regarding the fiery domains' latest acquisition. At a...
Posted by WriterBoy on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 09:18:00 PST

You Can't Take It With You

I don't own any Berkshire-Hathaway stock. Considering the Class B shares are going for $3,107 apiece, it's understandable. Still, my wife and I are hoping to snag a couple down t...
Posted by WriterBoy on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:39:00 PST