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About Me

NewsRadio 1110 KFAB-AM in Omaha lost its mind and gave me a talk radio show. Listen live (or online at www.kfab.com) if you'd like between 9-11 a.m. Central Time. You can listen to "Vintage Voorhees" show highlights at http://www.kfab.com/cc-common/podcast.html. You can even check for daily updates at http://www.kfab.com/pages/voorhees.html. ... ... ... Also, the profile pic is not of me -- but I'd give anything to be that happy all day long.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Listeners who aren't trying to convince me of a "New World Order." Whoever keeps financing bad David Duchovny movies (give me some of that cash, if you're just going to waste it). The late Johnny Carson.

My Blog

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Day 197.  Haven't seen land in several fortnights.  Never knew what it meant to truly be starving.  Am thinking about eating remaining MySpace friends' profiles, starting with Phil Hartman's.  Just wh...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 13:42:00 GMT

My Interview with President Bush, Two Hours Before Obama's Oath

I had the occasion this morning, just a few hours before Barack Obama took the oath of office, to talk with the man who has occupied the presidency for the last eight years.  Here is a transcript of t...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 12:24:00 GMT

Fatal Genitals Fire

An Australian woman accused of setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair has been charged with murder.  Prosecutors said 55-year-old Rajini Narayan confessed t...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 13:23:00 GMT

This Is So Hard To Say

Dear MySpace,This is never easy to say, so I'm just going to come right out with it.  After three years together, I guess I owe you that much.I'm cheating on you.Her name is Facebook, and she's a...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:03:00 GMT

Election-Inspired Songs and Bits

A song about Obama to the tune of Manilow's "Mandy." A rallying cry for Buford T. Justice for President. Interviews with "Grumpy Old McCain." All among the "2008 Election-Inspired Song/Bit Wrap-Up Ext...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:19:00 GMT

I Don’t Want to Play "Mobster Vampire Pirates" With You

Hi.  Thanks for coming.  Here, let me take your jacket.  Please, sit.  May I offer you something to drink?  No?  Okay, well, let's have it out, then.I'll just be blunt:&n...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:37:00 GMT

Naked Pics of Sarah Palin!

Why is it, whenever a woman comes along of some notoriety, we need to see her naked?Within seconds of Sen. McCain's decision to choose Gov. Palin as his running mate, the Internet was lit up with Goog...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 14:24:00 GMT

Thanks for Nothing, Officer

Lincoln police responded to a domestic disturbance call early on Sept. 19th.  They found 23-year-old Gabe Bitterman with a knife to his 19-year-old girlfriend's throat.  MTV's "Busted" crew ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:46:00 GMT

I Just Lost My Virginity

All I can say is "Wow."  I finally made it proper with a woman -- and it was everything I ever dreamed of.I have to admit, I was nervous.  I mean, I've held on to my precious virginity for n...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 14:20:00 GMT

CHARLIE MURPHY!

I talked with "Darkness" himself last week about his True Hollywood Stories (Rick James, Prince), fans wanting to slap him, and his brother Eddie. If you're interested, you can hear the interview -- a...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:48:00 GMT