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About Me

All men are liars. They are unfaithful,false, glib, hypocritical, proud, cowardly, and despicable. All women are treacherous, deceitful, vain, nosy, sensual and depraved. The world is a bottomless pit, a sewer in which twisted, shiny seals crawl and writhe on mountains of slime. But there is in this world one thing which is both holy and sublime. That is the union of two of these beings, however imperfect, however appalling.I do know that for the sympathy of a living being like myself, I would make peace with all mankind. I have love in me the likes of which you scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy one, I will indulge the other.I may not like what you say but I'll defend to my death your right to say it. Nothing scares me more than someone who knows, with certainty, what is right for me. Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.

My Interests

Besides trying to take over the world! No drugs, I smoke from time to time if I drink and dance only if I drink. Needless to say I don't dance very often. I try not to, it's embarassing. I try to keep up to date with News, Politics, Movies, and every now and then I go to chruch. I love a good debate... not argument.

I'd like to meet:

I can't wait to meet God!!

Music:

The Cure (saw a cover band), Depeche Mode, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Miles Davis, Jimi Hendrix ( I saw him once when I was tripping my balls off in high school), The Beatles, Bob Marley( is this love is this love is this love... that I'm feelin??) Pink Floyd (saw a cover band), Chpoin, Mozart, Leoncavallo's I Pagliacci (which I saw...FUCKING AWESOME!) , James Brown, Jamiroquai, Daft Punk, Massive Attack, A.F.I., Beck, Coldplay (saw him), Jack Johnson, The Killers, Linkin Park, Metallica, Morrissey (saw him), Nirvana, The Rolling Stones (saw them) Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against The Machine, Incubus, Sublime, System of a Down, She Wants Revenge, Smashing Pumpkins, The Used, The White Stripes (was going to see them), Buena Vista Social Club, Cafe Tacuba (saw them 5 times, in one year I think), The Mars Volta, Gypsy Kings, Jaguares (saw them), Juanes (saw him), Juan Gabriel (saw 3 times once with Ana Gabriel), Julieta Venegas, Kinky (saw them), Los Abandoned (saw them), Ozomatli (saw them 3 times), Tribal (saw them), Vicente Fernandez (saw twice), Bouncing Souls (yeah the Bouncing Souls, saw them 3 times and I made them dinner), NOFX, Screehing Weasel, Green Day (saw them 3 times), Alicia Keys, John Legend, Lauryn HIll, Usher, 2pac, Beastie Boys, Eminem, Jay-Z, Kayne West, Outkast, Nas, RZA as Bobby Digital, Snoop, and Movie Soundtracks.

Movies:

Besides the one I'm writing....Star Wars, The Godfather, Lord of the Rings, The Aviator, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction,, Grindhouse, Seabiscuit, Spiderman, Xmen, Batman, Superman, pretty much any comic book movie, Transformers, Pirates of the Caribbean, Signs, Sin City, The Matrix, Seven, Troy, Shuan of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, 40 Year Old Virgin, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, Love me if you dare, 007, Mission Impossible, Jason Bourne (he's really rockin the shit in this one) Goodfellas, A Bronx Tale, Scarface, Reservoir Dogs, Raging Bull, Glengary Glenross, Closer, Donnie Brasco, Full Metal Jacket, Jarhead, Bad Santa (favorite xmas of all time) Field of Dreams, Bull Durham, The Natural, A Few Good Men, The Motocycle Diaries, 12 Angry Men, Glory, and Momento. Thats just a few...oh yeah and my son's movies. you know Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc., Spongebob Squarepants, Peter Pan.

Television:

I came up for an idea for a reality show....but I cant tell you what it is yet! and I hate reality shows.The only one that was interesting that I'll admit to watching was Temptation Island. There's something about watching a train wreck that gets me to watch... Lets get some couples and test their relationship. It was unscripted, it was real, it was fucken GENIUS! I mean unless your girlfriend/wife was Jessica Alba then you probably weren't going to cheat, but if your girlfriend/wife WAS Jessica Alba, you probably wouldn't have a girlfriend/wife after the show. That show was money... it was better than money... it was GOLD!Curb your enthusiasm, The Sopranos (when it was on), Arrested Development (when it was on... the TV Show not the hip hop group) Lost, The Office, Heroes, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Conan O'Brien, Sienfeld (when it was on) Poker After Dark, PTI, ESPNEWS, CNN HEADLINE NEWS, Hardball with Chris Matthew, South Park, Chapelle Show (when it was on), Spongebob Squarepants and anything on the History Channel especially about UFOs.

Books:

Ratesheets and Guidelines

Heroes:

Vincent and Diego

My Blog

KG = MVP??

So I was reading this column on ESPN.com and I felt like I had to respond. Here is my response:Simply put... Dude...WTF?!KG the MVP?! Coming from you, why doesn't that surprise me? I completely agree...
Posted by HAhahaHahaHahahaHahA!!!!!!! on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:51:00 PST

My 12 Steps...

1. I decided I could handle any emotional problems if other people would just quit trying to run my life. 2. I firmly believe that there is no greater power than myself and anyone who says differentl...
Posted by HAhahaHahaHahahaHahA!!!!!!! on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:40:00 PST

Something to think about...

A Grandfather from the Cherokee Nation was talking with his grandson."A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy."It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves.""One wolf is evil and ugl...
Posted by HAhahaHahaHahahaHahA!!!!!!! on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:13:00 PST

Dude WTF!!! GOD:3 JOSE: 0

Seriously, first during breakfast my oldest son, son 1, my pride and joy, my roll-dawg( is that how you spell it??) tells me he is rooting for Boston against the Angels. Was he man enough to tell me t...
Posted by HAhahaHahaHahahaHahA!!!!!!! on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:38:00 PST

Is it just me...

does today feel like the day before christmas. Halo 3 comes out tonight at midnight and I haven't felt such anticipation about a game since Legend Of Zelda came out in 87 for NES. For those little kid...
Posted by HAhahaHahaHahahaHahA!!!!!!! on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:00:00 PST

8

Jose, you are gifted with natural leadership and the capacity to accumulate great wealth. You have great talent for management in all areas of life, especially in business and financial matters. You ...
Posted by HAhahaHahaHahahaHahA!!!!!!! on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:38:00 PST

Center Stage

My brother D wrote this and thought it was worth sharing with everyone. REMEMBER THIS QUOTE...Write it Down...Recite it over and over."Blowing Out Someone Else's CANDLE,...." NEVER" makes YOURS shine...
Posted by HAhahaHahaHahahaHahA!!!!!!! on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:58:00 PST

The June Issue

'Guys and girls can't be friends. Rent the movie.....' Random Magazine talks with one of today's rising stars in an exclusive interview covering anything and everything& By Anonymous June 20, 2007, 4...
Posted by HAhahaHahaHahahaHahA!!!!!!! on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:49:00 PST

April 5, 1968

On the Mindless Menace of Violence April 5, 1968 This is a time of shame and sorrow. It is not a day for politics. I have saved this one opportunity, my only event of today, to speak briefly to you a...
Posted by HAhahaHahaHahahaHahA!!!!!!! on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:14:00 PST

The February Issue

Another interview with Random Magazine:   RM: What do you want to be when you grow up Jose: Listen asshole! I know I'm getting old. I don't need you to start this interview off like that.  ...
Posted by HAhahaHahaHahahaHahA!!!!!!! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:52:00 PST