whats up my name is chris and i like long walks on the beach, rainbows, butterflies and ponies.
im walkin to the store right now drunk as shiiiiiiit wishing i was eating tv dinners like lauren and katy and lewis.
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I like listening to / playing music, traveling, having long-winded conversations, smart and beautiful women, outlandish behavior, and a lot of other stuff I can't remember right now.
Fill out a resume and I'll get back to you in 3 to 4 weeks.....
A Global Threat, The Adicts, The Adolescents, The Business, Tiger Army, Toxic Holacaust, Against One's Will, Meat Puppets, The Melvins, Buzzcocks, Joy Division, The Casualties, Danzig, The Virus, The Boils, INDK, David Bowie, The Specials, Donkey Punch, 5 Shot, Banji, The Dwarves, The Exploited, FEAR, The Skeptix, Fugazi, GBH, Falco, GG Allin, Motor Head, Rancid, Reagan Youth, Reel Big Fish, Samiam, Sex Pistols, Deftones, Wickerskin, Elvis Costello, Brian Eno, Team Spider, XTC, Peter Tosh, AFI, Against All Authority, Agent Orange, Action Pact!, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, The Subhumans, Sublime, Crass, Long Beach Dub All-Stars, Talking Heads, Beanie Seigal, Suicidal Tendencies, Agnostic Front, Anti Nowhere League, Total Chaos, DOA, Mr. Bungle, The Germs, Primus, Ministry of Sound, Incubus, The Unseen, Marilyn Manson, The Vandals, Led Zepplin, Conflict, The Beatles, Wu-Tang Clan, Anti-Heroes, Dell the Funky Homosapian, 311, Jedi Mind Tricks, The Clash, Blitz, Blood For Blood, Blue Eyed Devils, The Descendents, Discharge, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Weezer, Chuck Berry, Wesley Willis, Nirvana, No-Ca$h, Officer Negative, NOFX, Shadowy Men From a Shadowy Planet, The Offspring, Operation Ivy, Gnar Kill, Green Day, Guttermouth, H20, Chaos UK, David Allen Coe, White Zombie, Hogan's Heroes, Flogging Molly, Goldfinger, Leftover Crack, Low Budgets, Screamers, MDC, The Slits, Jane's Addiction, Social Distortion, Stiff Little Fingers, Swingin' Utters, Television, Bad Brains, Bad Religion, NIN, Bouncing Souls, The Partisans, Concrete Blonde, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, R.E.M., Catch 22, OutKast, Chocking Victim, Circle Jerks, Atom and His Package, Aus-Rotten, Citizen Fish, Blanks 77, Cock Sparrer, Dead Kennedys, Bob Marley and the Wailers, KRS-ONE, Millencolin, Tupac, Megadeath, Minor Threat, The Misfits, New York Dolls, Radiohead, ZZ Top, The Ramones, Sham 69, TSOL, Slayer, U.S. Bombs, Biggie Smalls, Angelic Upstart, Clipse, Dead Milkmen, RATM, Beastie Boys, The Distillers, UK Subs, Varukers, Vice Squad, The Velvet Underground, The Expendables, Jay-Z, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Damned, The Insubordinates, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, The English Beat
V for Vendetta
Dr. Strangelove
Fight Club
Boondock Saints
Ms. Doubtfire
Shindler's List
A Clockwork Orange
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Big Fish
Bubble Boy
The Godfather
A Bronx Tale
Amadeus
Fresh Prince
Married with Children
Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers
Full House
CNN
Family Matters
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Lost
Weeds
In Dubious Battle - John Steinbeck
The Illuminatus Trilogy - Robert Anton Wilson & Robert Shea
Something Wicked This Way Comes - Ray Bradbury
Please Kill Me - Legs McNeil and Gillian McCain
1984 - George Orwell
Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72 - Hunter S. Thompson
Civil Disobedience - Henry David Thoreau
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - Ken Kesey
The Onion
anything by Noam Chomsky