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well this is the only place i can right about wildhorse but all i need to say that it was one of the greatest expierences of my life. Todd shiffer is a amazing speaker who helped turn lots of ppls lifes around and help them get to kno god better and thats pretty awesome.....cabin time was awesome. You guys r like my brothers cabin 306 a,b, and c!!who'd id like to meet....chuck norrisChuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and FriendsMost boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that mercifulThere is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for childrenSome people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakesWhen Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

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