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Tripod

get me some wet cat food biatch!

About Me

Hi, Im tripod u can call me handi-cat if you like. I'm actually only 8 cat years old. My owner and I just moved to the Seattle area last November, the rain blows. Im an easy gal to get along with. I don't have many good friends here, so I kick it mainly with my boyz, Sir Kutz & Dig-Dug. Thier friends are pretty dope I guess, most of them pet me. I get some attention, but then again im a sexy bitch. The outside scares me so I spent my time around the homestead. I sleep a lot, eat, shit, watch a little TV, and sometimes like to destroy my owners furniture. By the way, I only have three feet, but I still got all my legs! It's a good life.

My Interests

My interests include; sleeping, following my owner around the house, chasing bugs, clawing stuff, wet catfood, plastic bags, sitting in front of the window, string, catnip, tuna, and sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

Humans and cats, u must be a heavy petter. I like my ass smacked! U can talk dirty if u like.

Music:

The Meow Mix song, The Stray Cats, Survivor "Eye Of The Tiger", The Cure "Lovecats"

Movies:

Pet Cemetary

Television:

Pet Detectives, Garfield, Thundercats, Animal Planet.

Books:

I don't have thumbs, its pretty hard to flip pages..............rub it in assholes.

Heroes:

The cat in that tv show "Sabrina The Teenage Witch. Sir Kutz, he's one of a kind. By far one of thee most amazing people I have met. Talented, unique, sexy, an amazing petter he is.