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jAFRO

Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they lov

About Me

People say, "Jared, you must have been the class clown." And I say, "No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him." Sometimes I feel so delightfully white trash, I want to grow a mullet. Unfortunately my hair grows up and out. And I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. And omnipotence; gotta get me some of that. Babaganoush.

My Interests

Procrastination is my favorite hobby. I find it funny that two of my top three hobbies rhyme. Oh, and stealing lines from movies. Don't tease me about it. I don't tease you about being an asshole

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can help me put together a halfway decent page. Tom, you call yourself a friend??

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Dead, The Stones, Social D, Gorillaz and Gnarls, AFI, Beck, Jet, Foo Fighters, Guster, Tribe,The Fray...let's see..who else is in my iPod????

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption (of course), Glory, The Natural, Field of Dreams, Napoleon Dynamite, Old School, Out Cold, Friday, Grumpier Old Men, Half-Baked, Tommy Boy

Television:

The Office (BBC version first, but Steve Carell is growing on me), MXC, Family Guy, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Deadliest Catch, Amazing Race, That 70's Show, Fraggle Rock, The Muppet Show, almost anything on TLC and DISC

Heroes:

Chicken Parm