You might be asking yourself "What are The Fortune Cookie Chronicles?" Well...I don't know but that's a little beside the point now isn't it! The fact of the matter is that fortune cookies have been going down hill. Sure, they are still the same crunchy, crumbly, light, sweet, oddly shaped cookies that we have all come to know and love, but their fortunes have really started to suck! They used to say things like "you will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you," "you will enjoy good health, you will be surrounded by luxury," and "good news will be brought to you by mail." Now they're just sayin' crap like "we can learn from everyone, especially from our enemies," "the Chinese ancient civilization attracts you," and "wish you a long life!" What the hell is up with that?! If I wanted to hear shit like that I'd go talk to a person, but I expect a little bit more from a cookie! By now I'm sure some you are thinking "why the hell did she write this in the "about me" section?" All I can say is if you have to ask that question, then you really shouldn't keep reading this, which shouldn't be too hard because I have nothing else to say. (for now...) =D
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