I'd like to meet:

Cool kids.

And someone that I can call my "Romeo a go-go".

Because it's silly.
Or a man built from the same stuff as Jayne Cobb and/or Rock Hudson. Mmmm. Yum.
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Heroes:

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Ali is my hero too. "Vaginas are not tornadoes, Brandon." 'Nuff said.
Colin is my hero. He is the nicest, sweetest, coolest guy I know. He gets mad at video games really easily and it makes me laugh. :] He also has excellent taste in music.
Wendy is my hero. She rocks, like, hardcore. She's a gamer - which is totally OMGSHOES cool. Zanzabar support group FTW!! We love going to Starbucks & Petco together. What a rockin' kid. OHOHOH! We also have the same birthday. We are the cancer twins. :]
Kayla is my hero. I mean, that pixie stick/peanut butter/other assorted candy sandwich was awesome. And she taught me that peanut butter and pixie stick sandwiches are delicious [potent]. Kayla is POTENT. [potent pinky promises!]
Jennise is my hero. She inspires me to be speechless. :]
Liz is my hero, too. She's superly amazing. When I first met her, it was like we had known each other all of our lives. She also is one of the most talented photographers I've ever met. I mean, WOW. Liz also has quite excellent taste in music & is one of the nicest people EVER.
Kailey is my hero. She is super amazing. She is a crazy cool gamer kid who loves her Wii. Safeway steals her far too much. GRAWR @ Safeway. She's part of Zanzabar support group, too! FTW! Kailey is super protective & kicks some major ass.
Joan is my hero because she is one of the most fearless people I have ever met. She isn't afraid to be herself. She kicks ass, but still can bake a wicked brownie. Yum. Joan goes on Wal-Mart/McDonald's adventures with me and we spend an hour in the perfume/lotion aisle. It's pretty awesome. She's definitely too cool.
Holly is my hero. She's very, very strange. But she's still cool - even if she makes weird noises all the time. She's crazy good at math & loves it. Holly also likes to bring goodies to school to eat during class and tickles me in the middle of Psychology. Basically, there's no way to describe Holly. She's that awesome.[and weird]
Jazzmin is my hero. She's so strong and smart. And loyal, too. Who else could put up with me for so long? Nobody. She still lives in California, but she's somehow been able to keep in touch with me for four years! I really don't know what I'd do without her.
Kurgan/Victor Kruger is my hero. He's only a character in Highlander[one of the best films of all time], but it doesn't suppress his BAMFness. He says "Happy Halloween, ladies." to nuns and then claims that nuns do not have a sense of humor. Besides, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
Other heroes: Mom, Sara. I love these kids more than anything in the world. Mess with them & I slit your throat. kthnx. :D

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.