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Ellzibub

Ich Hoch in Meinem Bunker

About Me

More thoughts than I've got room for, believe in nothing but I tend to give the benefit of the doubt when I probably shouldn't. I don't subscribe to any theory but I suppose if I had to I'd call me somewhat of a nihilist, politically I'm not much of anything, if you want to get specific I run along the lines of sociolibertarian democratic and yes, I feel funny just saying that...I don't support any party, not any POLITICAL party, I mean, I do, however, enjoy hosting get-togethers. I also like to read a lot, nonfiction, my current topics of interest are behavioural psychology and endocrinology, but I'm a n00b so don't drill me yet. no, that is not innuendo, not in this case. I don't watch much TV, and I tend to sleep days and stay up nights. Good thing I have Max. That would be my computer and he isn't a PC. Max is smooth.I'm absolutely not a Nazi and I don't make fun of friends' fetishes or small penises and I don't tell if you don't. That doesn't, however, mean that I am as benign as it may seem. I'm not average and I'm not exactly politically correct. I may stretch and pat my belly and say "Damn, that was a good abortion." Also, I don't like to eat food unless it's damn fucking delicious and I don't have better things to do. It's not fun to try to digest things, it's not worth it. I'd rather do something like leg wrestle or cook for someone else or talk continually about nothing of substance. Well, sometimes things of substance, depends if it's a good day. Clearly today is not one of those...I guess.

My Interests

Writing prose, reading outdated university texts, composing freestyle, cooking, painting with watercolours, conflict resolution of sorts among the witless.

I'd like to meet:

The Spice Girls, and myself as a child. Also Hitler, I'd wanna see what he'd say to my face if he didn't have the opportunity to kill me or imprison me. Other choices include Stephen Harper, the baby my mom's old friend had a month before my mom had me who was named Josh, deceased relatives (but only before they became deceased, I don't want to see where they are now), Friedrich Nietzsche, but again he's dead, a living Edward Scissorhands if there were such a person, and Marilyn Manson.

Music:

Lamb, Elisa, Coldplay, Marilyn Manson, The Beatles, Our Lady Peace, Rammstein, Laibach, Matchbox 20, Gogol Bordello, Madonna, Modest Mouse, Kaiser Chiefs, Frou Frou, Mobile, Spice Girls, Billy Talent, David Usher

Movies:

Edward Scissorhands, Fateless, The Shape of Things, Artifical Intelligence, Schindler's List

Television:

When I do watch TV, Corner Gas and My Name is Earl.

Books:

A Handful of Time, Devil in the Details, The Giver, Watership Down, A Wrinkle in Time, Island of the Blue Dolphins, Emily of New Moon, Awake and Dreaming, The Supernaturalist, Inside the Third Reich

Heroes:

Only hero I have is my best friend.