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*Kim*

About Me

I've been called a dork/nerd/geek/weird (but never twerp) on numerous occasions, and I don't take offense. I am what you would call a quasi-walking contradiction. On a good day, i'm only 5' tall, but sometimes my energy could reach the ceiling (not lately though..)

I'm a sarcastic person by nature and sometimes my sarcasm meter is so busted that I can't even tell if i'm being a smarty pants or if i'm being genuine--sometimes it's a little helping of both genuinosity and sarcastamagoria.

I can't stand it when people talk/type like they've never had an English lesson before (i.e. "u iz," "chu doing?" or UnDuLaTinG letters and whatnot), but I enjoy making up my own words and I'm a big fan of sporadic ellipses...I hate school, but I love learning *Nerd Alert*.

I'm asian but my fake asian accent/impression is worse than a lot of Non-Asians out there. But if you get me on the phone, you might think my accent-free-ness belongs to someone white. *how ironical*

Being complimented on physicality doesn't do anything for me or get my mojo flowing. I dislike people who are overly egocentric, but this blurb is all about me. Go figure.

You may not be able to tell from all the verbosity and such, but i'm somewhat quiet and reserved.

Other things about me are that: 5 is my favorite number. I'm right handed but can only snap my fingers with my left hand. I'm also triple jointed in all my fingers *me thinks* I like painting, drawing, & anything and everything artsy. I'm all about kickin' it old school and I'd like to think of myself as a goody goody--sans the tutu, wings, and sparkly wand.

It takes a lot to piss me off, but once you do, there's no going back. And I don't guilt easily, so there's no point in trying...unless you're trying to find out my threshold

Eating is my passion and I'm definitely more of a "salty foods" person than a "sweets" person, but i'm not going to turn down sour patch kids, cookies, cakes, etc given the chance. I'm also the Master of Randomness and incoherent thoughts...if you couldn't already tell. ;) And don't take anything I have to say too seriously because more likely than not--I'm just fvcking with ya. =)

My Interests

Food, fried chicken, anything and everything potato: mashed, fried, diced, sliced, peeled =) , artsy fartsy things, music, movies, tv, guitar, clothes, piercings, tattoos, and junk.

I'd like to meet:

In the fantasy world, i'd like to meet Brandon Boyd.In the real world, I'd like to meet anyone who's not a creepatron or perv...Especially those with... Humor :: wit :: sarcasm :: creativity :: intelligence :: confidence :: slight sensitivity :: slight arrogance :: independence :: vulgarity :: food ;) :: movie one-liners on the brain :: guitars :: drums :: a skeptical view of most but accepting view of all :: and people I can laugh with about esoteric things that only we know about :: oh...and anyone who has allowed comedy central and cartoon network to govern their lives. ;) i'm sure there's more...
***GOLLIE GEE PEOPLE, I HATE HAVING TO BE A BITCH BUT IF YOU SAY SOMETHING LAME LIKE, "HEY You're pretty, wanna meet?" I'M GOING TO MEET MY FIST WITH YOUR FACE***

ALSO...as much as I like to make a grown man cry, save yourself some trouble and do us both a favor: Don't show me your picture and ask, "So what do you think?" or "Do you like what you see?" Because I will e-laugh in your face.

Music:

`*~INCUBUS~*` is my favorite band. Honorable mentions go to Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Depeche Mode, Pet Shop Boys, Erasure, No Doubt, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Finch, Thrice, Coheed and Cambria, Stone Temple Pilots, The Cure, Save Ferris, U2, Oasis, New Order, Sublime, and much much more (in no particular order). [sarcasm on] Oh yeah...anything and everything J.LO! She rocks my socks off. [/sarcasm off]

Movies:

Comedy, Action, Love, Drama, Sci Fi, Horror...you name it. Or I could name it...I'm just going to name some movies off the top of my head. All Kevin Smith films, i.e Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Spiderman series thusfar, Indiana Jones series, Back to the Future series, American History X, Fight Club, Memento, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Kill Bill series, I am Sam, Finding Nemo, Ice Age, Lion King, Dumb and Dumber, oh golly gee willakers...this could take forever so i'm going to end there.

Television:

Futurama, Family Guy, Friends, Chappelle's Show (but i haven't had the chance to watch it lately. =/ ), Late Night with Conan O'Brien, anything on Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, Food Network, and Animal Planet.

Heroes:

Hitler. Saddam Hussein. the KKK. Genghis Khan. Bin Laden. Any such ruthless leader. George Walker Bush, Jr. uhhh...before I put my flamesuit on, maybe I should say that i'm JUST KIDDING! I would never equate George Bush with "hero." =P

My Blog

MY XANGA

I've found that my loyalty for XANGA cannot be broken. If you want to read about the happenings of my life, just venture over to xanga...and find my little blogger madilly-->kimxwipe Or...you coul...
Posted by *Kim* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sexual Healin'

When I was a lot younger, I never realized all of the sexual innuendo afloat in the news, media, and other mass media brainwashing tools such as the TV, movies, music, etc. While, I do believe that...
Posted by *Kim* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Untitled o.n.e.

Erasure's awesome! =) Anywho, I fear and loathe tax free weekend. For those of you non-Texas residents, you might not know about it, but chances are, you do. Shit...that sentence had THREE comma...
Posted by *Kim* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Simple/straightforward/easy...

I'm currently taking some summer classes right now (11 week Physics I at night..and 5 week Physics II during the day). I feel like such a moron in there. I have a B or A thereabouts but i still feel...
Posted by *Kim* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

07.27.2004: Insomniac's journal

wow...i'm more forgiving than i give myself credit for.. Things rarely ever bother me. Everything usually just rolls right off my back...but once you piss me off...there is no coming back...there ...
Posted by *Kim* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

scattered thoughts.

The Quizno's lady said i looked skinnier. I've felt really fat lately. I can eat more than most guys, and while i'm proud of that...i don't think it's exactly the healthiest thing for me. Eating th...
Posted by *Kim* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things that suck..

Some things that suck include: *Jury duty (But I don't have to go becase i'm a college student and I signed an affidavit =) ) *Parking citations (I got it because my sun screen cover made the c...
Posted by *Kim* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

=)

worked like a charm... ;) cheers, KiM
Posted by *Kim* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

words cannot describe...

how mother fvcking appalling this is... http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/07/17/india.fire.ap/in dex.html This article made made me sick to my stomach--one of those really heavy-hearted feeli...
Posted by *Kim* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ow..my neck..my back..my neck AND my back..

Some customer called me ma'am today...eeek. I wanna say he was in his upper teens. ma'am...MA'AM...madame...effin' A holy bajeebus. i'm gettin' too old for this shit. On another work related not...
Posted by *Kim* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST