William - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"I love being alive and will be the best man I possibly can. I will take love wherever I find it and offer it to everyone who will take it. I will seek knowledge from those wiser and teach those who wish to learn from me."

-Duane Allman's self-written epitaph"I shaved my ass again the other day...I wanted it to be smooth for the party...It'll be back to a woolly mammoth in a day or two. Oh, there's a big red mark...Oh, geez! I hope that goes away...that's what you get for not using shaving cream..." -Anonymous

My Interests

working out, guitar , jeep, air soft , paintball, jeep, Mactown, what the hell else do I do?, personal training, tennis, hawkinsville (H-ville). Hanging out with Nbier, Guy, Peyton, Kappay, The Colonel, The Professor, oh and that dirty hippie dude, mitch.

I'd like to meet:

Gregg Allman
Dickey Betts
Butch Trucks
Derek Trucks
Jaimoe
Warren Haynes
Steve Miller
The Guy that does the weather on channel 4 (Breaking News:I met one of them)
Pete Townsend
Eric Clapton
The guys from Boston
Jimmy Buffett
John Fogerty
Andrew W.K.
Peter Frampton
Randy Bachman
Roger Waters
David Gilmour
Elvin Bishop

People I would've liked to have met:
Duane Allman
Warren Zevon
Keith Moon

Music:

Bands I have seen live :

The Allman Brothers x11 (ATLx2 [Fox 9/26/04, HiFi 10/2/05],NYCx2,Wanee05x2,Savannahx1, Bonnaroox1, Charlottex1[10/2],Wanee06x2(2nd Night with Jack Pearson)

Jimmy Buffett
Wet Willie x2
Peter Frampton
Jupiter Coyote
Derek Trucks Band x4 (ATLx2, Waneex2)
Gov't Mule x2 (Wanee and Bonnaroo)
Robert Randolph
Otiel and the Peacemakers
Dirty Dozen Brass
Stillwater
Styx x2 (ATL and GNF 10-14-05)
REO Speedwagon (GNF 10-14-05)
Les Paul (NYC)
Gregg Allman and Friends
Lynyrd Skynyrd
.38 Special
Marshall Tucker Band
John Popper w/ DJ Logic
Eddie Money
Starship
Rascal Flatts
O.A.R.
Moe. x2 (Unfortunately had to hear them before the ABB in ATL 10/1, Charlotte 10/2) Bob Weir and Rat Dog
Modest Mouse
Umphrey's McGee
Toots & the Maytals
Ozomatli
Kings of Leon
Keller Williams
Alison Krauss and Union Station
Joss Stone
My Morning Jacket
Jurassic 5
Old Crow Medicine Show
Velvet Revolver
Jimmy Eat World
Muse

I think that's all of them, I'll have to look through my ticket stubs

Favorite Music: Southern Rock, ie. The Brothers, Classic Rock, The Who, hey when I say I love you...YOU say "you'd better," we could lie on your bed and make some book of records, your dog keeps lickin my nose and chewing up all those letters saying "You'd better!", Bob Marley(the greatest hits album...I'm not a stoner), Boston, Kansas, Diamond Rio, obviously these are just coming to me--there's no real order, STEVE MILLER, hells yea, Bachman-Turner Overdrive (Guess Who was ok...), G'n'R, Jimmy Buffett is my man, in a healthy, heterosexual way, Peter Frampton, yet again in a healthy, heterosexual way, Pink Floyd is my band, yet again I'm not a stoner...

"Dude, Steve Miller just touched my arm!" -Peyton Wells

"You know you've got to go through Hell before you get to Heaven..."

Movies:

Too many to list, especially after listing the musicians."I'm Ron Burgandy?"

Books:

The road to me casa in Hville.

Heroes:

EBB @ Rose Hill 4-5-05

Me n Lewbis circa '99 playing the covented Golden Eye.

Cuzin Murr

...The coolest friggin cousin ever and my bff

Duane Allman
Will Kappitain...aka Skeet!
Nathan
Guy
The Professor

My Blog

My day so far...

So I woke up today to the door bell {ding dong} That's the kind. Of course, I was in my boxers so I peeked around the corner to look through the glass. It was the next door neighbor (...
Posted by William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mitch and William's Road Trip Scavenger Hunt

This is the scavenger hunt I made earlier for me and mitch to complete on out drive to Wanee Music Festival in Live Oak, FLA. Mitch and William's Road Trip Scavenger Hunt 1. Buy nuts (almonds, ...
Posted by William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Scent for the Weekend: Tonight's B&N and K-mart visit

They didn't realize when I pulled up at Barnes & Noble, but they should have that I would interupt their reading with my noisy nature. My headlights blinded them when I drove up. Otherwise, they would...
Posted by William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Truth Behind Smokeless Tobacco: SHOCKING!

So last Monday me and cathizzle went to the fair. We kept passing this big trailor that said "Smokeless Tobacco"--and I kept say, "Gah-lee, I wonder what smokeless tobacco is?"--and she, "Why don't y...
Posted by William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Truth Behind Smokeless Tobacco: SHOCKING!

Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places: Why this time will be different

Showing the love is what I'm all about. Today, I will discuss showing the love for learning and particulairlly myself...I will be showing the love to myself by catching myself up. Today's class skip...
Posted by William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A downer day in the life of William Ellison

This is sortof a follow up to the other week's stream of thought style journal. Today's journal will be "An Average Day in the Life of William Ellison" in shortstory form: I sat in class semi-reli...
Posted by William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How to get an easy rise: The joys and dangers of recreational condom buying.

I have always been facinated by peoples reactions, as well as my own. This is probably why the major blank on all my college applications (2) read Psychology, or some other bastardiztion of the word'...
Posted by William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

H-cane Ivan pics

Wed., Sept. 15: A large screen on St. Simon's Island, Ga., broadcasts Hurricane Ivan maps from The Weather Channel to passersby last weekend. Thurs., Sept. 16 --A collapsed sectio...
Posted by William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SEPTEMBRE Fourteenizzle

I woke up this morning, had them Statesboro Blues...I said, I woke up this morning, had them Statesboro Blues. Incidentally, whenever I wake up and hear like jammin with that song, I'm never blue. M...
Posted by William on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST