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About Me

Hello there kids. Im Alberto E. Salazar, punk rock musician, champion ostrich wrestler, travel channel host, and robot mechanic extraordinaire. Im in this hip band called the Obliterates, and we rock. Im in a space age new wave band called POPCORN, and when im bored,I make Bebop The Robot songs. Thats it...

My Interests

Music, Punk Rock, Guitar, Cartoon, BB-Q, Beer, Drawing, Weemon, Having "Hardcore, No D/Q, Exploding barbed wire, Cage, Falls Count Anywhere, I Quit, Japanese Death, time bomb" wrestling matches with anyone and everyone

I'd like to meet:

Ashely Tisdale, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Regina Spektor, Amy Crack....err Winehouse...

Music:

Color Me Badd, Ramones, Motorhead, Exploited, The Burial, DOA, Total Chaos, Cardigans, Bruce Haak, Dead Kennedys, Brujeria, older Weezer, punk rock, catchy pop crap waallaal...

Movies:

Star Wars, Mad Max, Evil Dead, Welcome to the Doll House, I Dismember Mamma, Romper Stomper, Outsiders, Good Burger

Television:

Puro Ocho

Books:

assimov

Heroes:

Rowan Atkinson, Jim Varney, Richard Karn, James Hellwig, Dee Dee Ramone

My Blog

New Crib

yeah...the internet was just hooked up today
Posted by N.W.O 4 LIFE on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:19:00 PST

PBS is weird...

What the fuck is wrong with PBS? Ever since i was a little kid there was always somthing weird about PBS.Was it because it was funded by viewers like me? I don't know if I'm the only one that feels th...
Posted by N.W.O 4 LIFE on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 04:11:00 PST

Fat People....

Most people in America are fat. They just don't give a fuck about being fat. They do nothing about solving the "Fat" problem. They're just fat. Fat for no fucking reason. They sit there and jack off w...
Posted by N.W.O 4 LIFE on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:39:00 PST