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Vladimir Cuntfucker [SHC]

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About Me


"I'm like a Balloon - if I don't have someone holding onto my string, I'll float away."
5'3".
Sutton/Chelmsley Wood.
Birmingham.
Elizabeth.Ann.Hathaway-White.
In Love.
Money. Success. Fame. Glamour.
“If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.”
Meat makes me feel sick.
[I've been a Vegetarian since I was 3.I don't do it because its fashionable, like you.]
Nicotine and Caffine are 2 of my favourite addictions.
I’m grateful for what I have, but I still want more.
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
I can’t make you love me. I cant help it if you hate me. Either way, all publicity is good publicity.
I talk too much.
I wear too much make-up.
I smoke too much.
I dye my hair too much.
I sleep too little
Its why you love me.
I'm always making changes to myself.
Aiming for perfection, but always falling short.
I know alot of people have a rough start in life,
but stop blaming that for all your problems.
Everyone thinks they've been dealt a bad hand.
In reality, there is someone worse off than you.
Get over it.
Yeah sure once upon a time we've all made ourselves sick to get "skinny",
Drank ourselves stupid 'till we blacked out
And ran away from home.
But thats life.
Its what we kids do.
It doesn't make you "cool" to post bulletins on it.
Talk. I'm sure you'll love me.
SMACK THAT!!
You mean more than the world to me,
People will come and go,
You will stay forever,
I love you,
Charlotte.Alessandra.Davies
Terrence.Scott.Harris
4th March 2008
For keeps.

"Lifes like a box of Chocolates- You never know what you're gunna get"
He's that good looking one that you bite into and it turns out to be Coffee.
I'm the nutty one. You either love me or hate me.
The first time I met this boy it was in the metal section of HMV, within hours I knew he was something special.
He has opened my eyes, my mind and my soul to many things I never thought I would ever see or feel.
He makes every day seem so perfect and timeless.
I love it when he smiles because he only smiles for me.
I love lazy Sunday mornings spent together in bed.
I love cooking dinner at 4 in the morning.
I love watching re-runs of Doctor Who with you.
I love fighting over which Anime to watch next.
I love watching Star Trek over and over with you
I love how excited we get over Monster Munch (pickled onion flavour)
I love beatting each up over "abussive relationship?" leaflets.
I love that we're of a higher interlect than most people.
I met my perfect boy. I've fallen in Love.
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My Interests

Books:

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Hair:
+White
+Pink
+Pink and Purple racoons tail
+ Green
+Black
Piercings:
+Hip(left)
+ Hip (right)
+Septum
+ Smiley (Lower)
+ 6 Gourge Stretcher (right ear)
+Ears
Tattoos:
+White Star (right hip)
I get bored of things too easily.
Right now I'm listening to:
Placebo
36 Crazyfists
Avenged Sevenfold
Alkaline Trio
Marilyn Manson
Pee.ess.
You're not a Drum & Bass fan if you just like Pendulum.
You're not a Slipknot fan if you just like Duality or Vermillion part 2.
WISH LIST
Someone who will sit and have long interllectual conversations with me about love and life. Someone who will watch chilrens tv with me and join in when im a retard. Someone who will sweep me off my feet, metaphorically and literally. Someone who will hold me and let me fall asleep in their arms. Someone who will tuck me up in bed and watch Mary Poppins with me on rainy days. Someone who would get in the shower with me with their clothes on.
I'm good for the above. I've found him.
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My Blog

"Star says"

star  says: ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIRL CALLED LIZZY  star  says: AND ALL THE BOYS FANCIED HER star  says: BUT SHE WAS TOO GOOD FOR THEM star  says: EVEN THOUGH, ...
Posted by Vladimir Cuntfucker [SHC] on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:10:00 PST

THE PART...(Cont)

Well the first thing i can remember is Jade pulling out a bottle of wine from her bag. We went and locked ourselves in the toilet and downed it, half a bottle each...I remember we found 2 mugs randoml...
Posted by Vladimir Cuntfucker [SHC] on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:18:00 PST

THE PARTY....

Ok so I'm going to go to Pauls Birthday party with Bim cuz he needs more girls ther apparently...The damned thing started really early so we all decide to meet in Sutton for 12.00 to go get drunk in t...
Posted by Vladimir Cuntfucker [SHC] on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:31:00 PST

The Mikado, Jack Daniels and Oliver Cromwell.

After one of the oddest weeks of my lives of rehearsals, Geisha, Fans and dancing, the classic Guilbert and Sullivan Opera, The Mikado, drew to a close last night.We arrived on stage late, knocked ove...
Posted by Vladimir Cuntfucker [SHC] on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:29:00 PST

Guilt Love

Well I arrived home today at 10.15 due to the previouse nights festivities (see below blog)Withing about 20 minutes of me stepping foot into the house my parents were at each others throats. I dissape...
Posted by Vladimir Cuntfucker [SHC] on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:05:00 PST

Diesel && Cigaretts

My  room smells of Diesel Aftershave && Cigaretts because He was here. Now He's gone and I miss him more than ever.I had the best day ever. I lay in his arms not caring about a thing.&nbs...
Posted by Vladimir Cuntfucker [SHC] on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:36:00 PST

Tonights party...

After much debating i finally went to Danis party as...Just Another Fucked Up Superhero from Myspace (i hear shes good in bed)a.k.a Spiderman....After a "Don't have sex" lecture from my parents and a ...
Posted by Vladimir Cuntfucker [SHC] on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 04:08:00 PST

The morning after the night before

So ok last night i ventured out into the snow and met Charlie, togehter we caught the train to Lichfield where we got lost on our way to Rambos house.When we finally arrived at our destination we disc...
Posted by Vladimir Cuntfucker [SHC] on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST