Sweet Rejection |
Normally if you mention you nailed someone, a belt somewhere gets notched. If a form of confectioner's sugar is involved, the belt getting notched probably has spikes on it.
I nailed someone all...
Posted by Tessa on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:27:00 PST |
What are the odds? |
I don’t make a habit of kicking toads. When the first foot out the door of your office building collides mid-step with a toad flying through the air at ankle-height, it’s more than c...
Posted by Tessa on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:01:00 PST |
Duck! |
Let me start by saying I am no tree-hugger. Mankind and nature should try to peacefully coexist, but given the choice between say, a cockroach living, or my life, I'm gonna choose me. That...
Posted by Tessa on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:39:00 PST |
Magic |
We got our cat, Magic, when I was about 6 years old. She lived to a ripe old age, and with increasing years came a sense of indifference. She had only one weapon left to her in this state:...
Posted by Tessa on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:48:00 PST |
Oops |
Why is it every time I take something apart, when I put it back together, I'm left with extra parts? Yet every time, whatever it is I'm fooling with seems to work better. I think this is b...
Posted by Tessa on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:35:00 PST |
Life happens. |
I am so glad I'm not the only one who has blonde moments. (Though I at least have an excuse: I'm a natural blonde.)
We start with Saturday. I roll to a stop at an intersect...
Posted by Tessa on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:57:00 PST |
Sheep |
Ever tried counting sheep? I can't. I can't make them jump one at a time over the fence. Mine always gang up on me, and trample the fence. At which point, I try to pen them in ...
Posted by Tessa on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST |
A Heady Feeling |
I am a klutz. It's imbued in my genetic makeup. The other week I went bowling with a friend. I wasn't dressed up, but then I wasn't dressed like a hobo either. I was wearing a ...
Posted by Tessa on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST |
Oy. I caved. |
Seven random facts about me. But first, da rules:
Each player starts with seven random fact/habits about themselves. People who get tagged need to write their own blog about their seven things ...
Posted by Tessa on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST |
Scarred For Life |
A single sentence. Three seconds to say it. That's all it took to scar me for life.
At this point, you may be thinking this sentence is something along the lines of "I'm leaving you." ...
Posted by Tessa on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST |
