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About Me

Your badge says detective and your seconds from detecting...I only carry my gun when I'm gonna kill somebody. That's errry day.-Stephen St.CyrI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1

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My Interests

Smokin Spinach and Gettin Bit. That Shiet is Puco.

I'd like to meet:

The Sirens of Titan and, and, and The Devil. So we could start a band. His instrument of choice. A lightning bolt.

Music:

Neil Young, Murder City Devils, Neil Diamond, Ted Nugent, Mogwai, Guns n Roses, Motley Crue, CCR, James Brown, Al Green, Serge Gainsbourg, Otis Redding, PortisHead, THE CARS, Steely Dan, Cream, Beatles, Thin Lizzy, Metallica, The Kinks, Les Savy Fav, Bjork, Sly Stone, The Wrens, Gladys knight and the Pips or no Pips, Bobby Dylan, Wu Tang, old LL Cool J, John Lee Hooker, Make Up, Dire Straits, Mercury Program, Miles Davis, Van Morrison, Bruce Springsteen, MC5, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Screeching Weasel, Booker T and the MG's, Elvis, Bootsy Collins, Areatha, black Micheal Jackson, David Bowie, T Rex, ZZ Top, Derek and the Dominos, Q and not U, The Yardbirds, Beastie Boys, Sonic Youth, Modest Mouse, And You Will Know Us By, RUNDMC, RadioHead, Foreigner, Tom Petty, Kiss, Prince, The Sonics, Eric Burdon, Elliot Smith, Mos Def, Hank Crawford, Hank Williams Sr., Eddie Money, DEVO, Lou Reed, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Lou Rawls, Hendrix, The Hookers, SUMO, Luca Perdon, KISS...etc.

Movies:

Star Wars the first 3 or the last 3 however you want to see it, Edward Scissor Hands, Blue Velvet, SpaceBalls, Young Frankenstein, The Royal Tenenbaums, Guys and Dolls, Who's Harry Crumb , Dolomite only for pure humor, Dead Poets Society, Awakenings, Nightmare on Elm Street 1, The Last Dragon, Taxi Driver, This Boys Life, Mad Max and the Thunderdome, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, GodFather 1 and 2, Rocky 1-3, City of Lost Children, Punch Drunk Love, Bad Boys the one with Sean Penn, Seven, Risky Business, Ghost Busters 1 and 2 , The Evil Dead 1 and 2, Goodfellas, True Romance , Purple Rain, Return of the Living Dead, Bram Stokers Dracula, Clockwork Orange, Memoirs of the Invisible Man, Hamburger Hill, Real Genius, and yes the Harry Potter Trilogy, thats right I dont care Harry Potter is the KING!!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

TLC, Discovery, Cartoon Network, The History Channel , The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Rocko's Modern Life, OZ, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr. Show w/ Bob and David. Yes, the whole of that great HBO debacle, Cowboy Bebop, Futurama and your girl nakid and beggin.

Books:

Anything Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

Al Green, The Los Angeles Dodgers, Sky Masterson and that beautifully glabrous detective Kojack. Who loves you BABY??!!

My Blog

Hit The Brakes Fat Man.

If our effort remains coal. If our damage done remains a stones throw from significant. I promise the skies will rain attempt.
Posted by C.P. Claps on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:10:00 PST

Shiloh Had Blood On It. Now That's A Gift From the Heart.

My four star sham. I offer you my everything. You ration out your less than usual. I tell you the truth. You tell me a truth. You manuver our situatons with efficientcy. I marvel at your cunning,...
Posted by C.P. Claps on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:15:00 PST

Polar Bears and the Need to Eat Them.

Guess what? C.P. Claps says that an unhealthy attachment to hope turns your existance obsolete. Your once potent drive becomes lethargic. Your previously desired role now gives way to an irreprable ad...
Posted by C.P. Claps on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:07:00 PST

5am and I'm Dictating My Drunken Thoughts. I Love Being Retarded!!

So it seems that I've been an abscentee father. I played the game, knew the risks and still I went forth. During this situation of mine I've exuded nothing but cliche. In the beginning all I wanted to...
Posted by C.P. Claps on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 04:22:00 PST

The Haunted Cherry and Her Fat Man Fetish.

I have to figure out how to get my car to stop sounding like an AK-47. I think it's hot shit to have a car that sounds like an automatic weapon. That was bullshit. I hate it! I hate everything about m...
Posted by C.P. Claps on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:37:00 PST

RoboRoman, He's Crying Inside

I was just watching this show about the ancient Romans on the history channel. They always cut back and forth between visuals and some jerk giving you the info. These people are usually professors or ...
Posted by C.P. Claps on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:18:00 PST

My punched face=comedy? For you maybe.

Lons Star strikes again!!!!!!!! At this moment I am sporting the latest trend sweeping the nation. It's called a busted lip. I'm already in the process of revenge and it will be carried out shortly. I...
Posted by C.P. Claps on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 04:26:00 PST

Lonestar turned me blind! Now I can't see your ugly face.

I have an old story to tell. Not old in years but in months. So, the crew and I made a trip out to Dedo a couple months ago. Everything goes the way a night at Dedo usually does. I ingested about 75 o...
Posted by C.P. Claps on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 04:18:00 PST

Eastside Hookers and Westside Holes.

So the other night this drunken, 30ish, possible junkie and definite fox, was standing outside of my door. You see, a friend of mine that goes by the name of Tunafish Pat, well he needed my help ...
Posted by C.P. Claps on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:50:00 PST

East Texas Record Raid. You Better Have My Rolla!

Yeah, so, I need a job. I'm broke in way that only hobos and skiers could understand. I'm broke on all fronts. The jerk that's pulling my strings is one cold-blooded motherfacker! Enough self-loathing...
Posted by C.P. Claps on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:33:00 PST