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About Me

Hey everybody im jefe. I like to look up ladies skirts as they walk up stairs and touch myself late at night to the beautiful thinkings of my mind.I also like to drink and drive while smoking and talking on the phone while I get road head from some young boy i just picked up. I also once totally boned this chic on a motorcycle it was fuckin awesome! I really love hugging people and to cut faces off of monkeys.BEGINMYSPACETOOLBOXBACKUP VERSION 1.0;;; http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c284/jhab/F_UNICORNS_ON_LT _PURPLE.jpg; Center Center; fixed; repeat; ffffff; ; bold; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; Center Center; scroll; no-repeat; 000000; solid; 2px;;ENDMYSPACETOOLBOXBACKUP

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My Interests

Learning karate from Chuck Norris so i can kick a olson twin across the room (bonk).Monkey Cliff Diving

I'd like to meet:

Indiana Jones because he is the man, and the human torch so i can ask him for a light, and Denis Johnson... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

City of God, Wet Hot American Summer, Kill Bill and Hedwig and the Angry Inch just to give you a little taste there are many more.

Television:

the Venture Brothers

Books:

Catch 22, A CLock Work Orange, THe Meloncholy Death of Oyster Boy, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Jesus's Son, and hell lot of comic books.

Heroes:

Lou Reed, Popeye, Richard Nixon, Liono.

My Blog

Indiana SUCKS!!!

Indiana govertment sucks they tell you three days before you have jury duty that you have jury duty in GARY. FUCK YOU INDIANA AND FUCK YOU GUY THAT GOT ARRESTED! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUC...
Posted by Jefe on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:36:00 PST

I cants stands it no more!

Here latley i have been having the feelongs that i made mistakes in my past. That i burned to many bridges with people that i actually care about or i havent stayed in touch with them. I want to go ba...
Posted by Jefe on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:59:00 PST

yes

this shit makes me laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1tHLnrDsQQ
Posted by Jefe on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:02:00 PST

bullet holes the size of matza balls

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Posted by Jefe on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:00:00 PST

Jesus shootin up heorin

Hey Primetime So my bad times all started saturday. I woke to people yelling about a bathroom and then for some reason a frat party started a little later. Then i had to break up a fight and my contin...
Posted by Jefe on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:41:00 PST

Getting awesome in Awesome tron

Hey, Primetime Movie night was last night and it got kinda out of control. Not really but a select few (Tex, Jordan) got very intoxicated. Jordan then went on to puke all over Megan's&n...
Posted by Jefe on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:04:00 PST

Pizzarrhea in the Pizzaria

Hey, Primetime I just realized i have no special talent or abilities at all. Im not special in any way nothing sets me apart. Im just like the guy i sat next to in com. but he probably is still better...
Posted by Jefe on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:01:00 PST

Wet dream war machine.

Hey there Primetime. Well i am officially in the "depth" of classes. They seem allright except for all the writing i am going to have to do. Its not that i dont like writting its just the fact that i ...
Posted by Jefe on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:29:00 PST

Jefe and the magical liquid

Its been a long while since i have written a blog (i feel stupid just writting that). Well anyway i am living in awesometron. I have started school and i am pretty unexcited about it. Being in awesome...
Posted by Jefe on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:32:00 PST

The chicken was put on this earth to entertain man and to surf as a metaphor for hope

Okay Primetime, I have done nothing for the past four except sleep, study, work for a little bit, then study more. I have been studying from when i wake to when i sleep nonstop. I had a little break t...
Posted by Jefe on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:50:00 PST