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Shlee

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Cherub and cheeky.

My Interests

Appointing random strangers to be my 'number two,' saying 'delish' at inappropriate times (ie, you say, 'my grandma just died' i say, 'delish'), carnies, seeing people with t-shirts that say "I'm With Stupid" as they walk lonely down an ill lit alleyway mere seconds before I serve them a roundhouse kick to the face. I'm wastedl;kfja

Music:

Rilo Kiley, Beck, The Beatles, Spoon, The Shins, Wilco, Queen, The Starlight Mints, Weezer, Ben Kweller, Girl Talk, The New Pornographers.

Television:

CoNAN

Books:

Are for college folk.

Heroes:

Bette, did you ever know that you're MY hero? ITALICS & BOLD EXPLOSION FEST 2007

My Blog

Stop, Look, and Die.

The story fades into a kid of hispanic descent riding a skateboard on a sidewalk. The wind whips through his rat tail that is probably modeled after his drunken father's. His skate...
Posted by Shlee on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:11:00 PST

N.E.R.D

No, not the group. I'm talking about me. (and decided to add in periods between each letter, enticing one and all to read my blog, tricking them into thinking it's about a rap group with an asian, and...
Posted by Shlee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My achey breaky h-ear-t

After being up all night with an ear infection (sounds wussy, eh? Sounds like something that would keep a baby up, huh? Well ask Ear McAcherson if it's wussy! Who's that, you ask? He's the guy that th...
Posted by Shlee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Which one are you?

"There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't" -Bill Murray You know, I couldn't agree more. You either really like Neil Diamond or you don't..and I...
Posted by Shlee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST