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Mike

I am here for Friends

About Me

I know there are a lot of fakes out there, people pretending to be celeberties they are not. I really am a nobody, though. Promise. ;-) ... it has since occured to me that perhaps I should point out that I am NOT this Michael MacAllister just in case the picture doesn't do the trick :-).
I was born in Newport News, Virginia, USA but I live in Bavaria in Germany and have for decades. I am just here for online friends and looking for some new and different musik.
Here are some quotes I like:
All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain.
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
- George Bernard Shaw
All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
- Voltaire
There are only two infinite things - the universe and human stupidity. But I am not sure about the universe.
- Albert Einstein
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
- John Wayne
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.
- Frank Capra
Without music, life would be a mistake.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.
- Francis Bacon
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- George Burns
How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
- George Burns
And on a lighter note:
I know what I'm doing. Trust me!
- Sledge Hammer

My Interests

Music, Computers, Sudoku, Walking in the rain, Storms, Winter (at least the sunny, crispy cold days. Sometimes the dreary, dark ones even more).

I'd like to meet:

Quentin Tarantino, Gene Roddenberry, Tina Turner (she rocks!)

Some Mariachi music I like:

Music:

Sheryl Crow, Astrud Gilberto, Zooey Deschanel ('Baby, it's cold outside', 'Hello Dolly'), Sandie Shaw, Tina Turner, Don McLean, Max Raabe & Palast Orchester. Lots of old stuff, actually.

Lately, I have been listening to some El Mariachi music. My Dad used to have a few records. I had forgotten that I actually liked it a lot.

My alltime favorite song is Trains and Boats and Planes by Sandie Shaw.

Aside from the highlights above, I like anything with a pleasing sound. I don't like shrill or obscene. I can certainly get into accoustic / folk, country (not too sappy, though). I love Olivia Newton-John, Kitty Wells is great. As is Patsy Cline, Jim Reeves. Ok, I'll stop now. The more I think about it, the less I am able to say what music I actually like best.

Here are some songs that I find memorable:

Movies:

Miss Marple movies with Margeret Rutherford, Film Noir, all of Jacques Tati's movies (especially Les Vacances De M. Hulot), Don Camillo & Peppone with Fernandel, romantic comedies (as in chic flics but I don't think I should admit that on MySpace ;-)). Some of my favorite movies are Lost in Translation, Elisabeth Town, Chocolat, You've got Mail, Second Hand Lions, The Shawshank Redemption, Le Salaire de la peur (The Wages of Fear), Papillon, The Man Who Wasn't There, The Game, Darkstar, Fargo, Never Cry Wolf, Groundhog Day, Sweet Friggin' Daisies (just a short), The Martian Chronicles, The Sixth Sense, Pulp Fiction.

Television:

Remington Steele, Fawlty Towers, Jeeves and Wooster, Catweazle, Black Adder, Sledge Hammer. And, err ... Home Improvement :-)
Current stuff: Monk, Desperate Housewives, CSI, Bones, John from Cincinnati (yeah, I know they cancelled it. Morons.).

Books:

Any book by Bill Bryson, The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Sea Wulf (actually, most of Jack London's work), Robert Frost poems. Particularly fond of Mein Name sei Gantenbein (Max Frisch) , The Silver Locusts (Ray Bradbury) which is actually what The Martian Chronicles was based on. James Fenimore Cooper's Leatherstocking - I must have read that a hundred times when I was a kid. Oh, yeah, Die Qualze und die Sieben Brüder and if you can find that in a library sale, buy it for your kids or grand kids (available only in German and out of print for decades).

Heroes:

I thought you might get a kick out of these. I did.
You are Superman Superman 80% Green Lantern 80% The Flash 75% Spider-Man 65% Robin 65% Hulk 60% Iron Man 50% Wonder Woman 45% Supergirl 45% Catwoman 40% Batman 25% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 80% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 80% River (Stowaway) 80% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 65% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 60% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 60% Inara Serra (Companion) 60% Wash (Ship Pilot) 60% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 55% Alliance 55% A Reaver (Cannibal) 0% Honest and a defender of the innocent. You sometimes make mistakes in judgment but you are generally good and would protect your crew from harm.
Click here to take the Serenity Firefly Personality Test
Is that a silly looking gun, or what?
Funny little IQ test, fake but fun :-)