Mikhail T

Sun Sign: Aquarius
Sun 15° Aquarius 17' Aquarius Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Aquarius
Moon 5° Aquarius 52' Aquarius Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Virgo
Ascendant 23° Virgo 16' Virgo Horoscope
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Powered by Tarot.com Not throwing up. Throwing parties that always bring the cops. Beat downs at the parties. Beet soup or borscht. Brautwurst on toast. Toasted evenings by the fire. Fried anything. Anything goes rules. No holds barred wrestling. Cat fights. Fight Club. Club soda and gin with a twist of lemon-lime shivis. Grits in the morning. Raw fish in the evening. Breast feeding all afternoon. Meetings on Monday. Two for One TUESDAYS. Wedding Wednesdays. Weekends with friends. Family Fridays. 2008. Belief in afterlife. Monsters. Magic and Voodoo. Gorgeous Women are the devil. Satan worshiping. Even steven. The square deal. Mean people suck. Who cares? Oranges for juicing. Juicing everything. Brain candy. Silly shit. Yucky stuff. Pregnancy. Birth control. Bondage. Heavy lifting. Eating to live. Living to eat. Running the streets. People watching. Making it happen. Firing it up. Keeping up. Not following. Swallowing pride. Spewing pseudo philosophy. Forcing myself to do things. Tricking my mind. Minding my manners. Being a mild mannered reporter. Acting like Batman. Jake and the Fatman. Dancing like everyone's watching. Living like I'll live forever. Saying "That's what I said". And still not taking the Credit. Like being anonymous when donating to charity. Barely able to afford rent. Money always spent. Loving the finer things in life. I'll pay for convenience. Working hard. Hardly working. Jerkin'. Flirtin'. Lurking in the shadows. Watching from afar. Stalking like an Owl. Walking like a car. ?. Always talking. Non-stop mocking. Shocking and awe. Chameleon-like octopus lover. Lousiville Slugger. Juggler of jello. Hello to the fellows acting mellow when me and me mates be macking on their Dates. Relying on Fate. Always being late. Minding my space. Spacing my mind. Timing is everything. Everything matters. Matter equals mass. Chicks with sass. I mean ass. OK both. Using two kinds of soap. Saying, "That's Dope!" Having Hope. Fuck fear. Drinking liquor and Beer. Getting drunk and not driving. Not taking the bus. Always creating a fuss. Losing money. Spendin' cheese. Eating bread. Playing Legos. Starving for art. Watching Bart on Tv. Freebies. Illegal cable. Pay-Per-View. Mixed Martial Arts. Reading in the Dark. Making stew. Brewing glue from horse hooves. Repping my hood. Hollywood up to no good. Food is delicious. Too big for my britches. I love dogs not bitches. Of course there's exceptions. Free oral inspections. Expect the Best. Friends stand the test of time. I gots mine. Room for more. Rumors I abhor. I don't mind whores. Only in Amsterdam and Vegas. Vague memory of past experiences. Remind me when we get there. Tell me stories if you care. Stare straight into the eyes of a madman and don't flinch. Pinch your bottom if you want to. The flu sucks. Stuck between a rock and a hard place. Great taste, bad omen. Seventh heaven and dope friends. Sense the songs beneath the lyrics. Hear it but steer clear of the words. Purpose without meaning. Vacuum without cleaning. Suppose your nose smelled what your eyes were seeing. Dreaming that fantasy was fosheezy. Never really being but keep thinking it's all certain. Worth the price of admission but still wishing you didn't have to ask for permission. Situation unstable. Unable to decipher the fables. Make shift end table. Clark Gable. King Mable. Where's the fish? Go ask Mish. I did mention my attention to detail never fails. I don't like competition. I gotta start though. My repetition makes my heart flow. A steady beat and my ass leaves the seat. I never function under non-communication. I can't be complacent with the same shit. I know the difference between good and evil. I climbed the mountain and found out it was a small hill. I payed a bill and still paid the price. I like Lechon and Rice. I wrote the book "Of Men and Mice". I cut some Watermelon and said, "Here, have a slice." Please no cheese. Bless you when you say "Sneeze". Everbody does it and it does everybody. Money only matters when friends don't care. I've got an affinity for walking up stairs, mares, and bears. Just don't quote me. My fleas tell a tale of lies and deceit. My seat is soaked and the spring just poked me. Did I need a joke to make the poem I wrote more funny? Ah, forget it. The words are there. I spread it. Like butta on toast. Host with the least. Control my inner beast. Or feast on flesh. Learn to teach like David Koresh. To be the man you have to beat the Man. Your Lifespan sinks below your waistband. Sands of time rhyme with soda and wine. A dime piece chimes in when she's stuck with the fine. High five alive. Grime gets in where it fits in. Like Bacteria. Motionless life forms exploring new territory. Old story, new cover. Don't judge the book. Take a second look. Just ask your mother. I shutter at the thought of clothes bought at retail price. Onion soup sounds nice. Once, twice, thrice.