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monet

waiter there's a terrorist in my soup

About Me



"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"

My Interests


"i wanna make a puzzle that's 40 thousand pieces, and when you're done it says, GO OUTSIDE"

I'd like to meet:


Music:

a steady riot in my soul

Movies:


Garden State
Saw
Saw 2
Saw 3
Pulp Fiction
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
A Clockwork Orange
Trainspotting
The Ladies Man
Furngully
Beauty and the Beastiality
Boondock Saints
Lord of the G-Strings[haha]
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Little Miss Sunshine
Treasure Planet
HOWLS MOVING CASTLE
Pirates 1, 2, and 3
Donnie Darko
Crank
WAYNES WORLD

Television:

trash it.

Books:

A Clockwork Orange
Be Here Now, Be Now Here
Stoner & Spaz
Animal Farm
Slaughter House 5
1985
Anything Stephen King.

Heroes:


"We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing."

Team Roofie: Operation: Where the Hell did All These Babies Come From

you are the only seagull i dont wanna punch in the freggin gut.

togetha foreva fo sho.

My Blog

you outta die

I hate this. Why do I feel the need to be consistently impressive? I know why, it's my fucking dad. I've been raised by someone who was constantly telling me "that's not good enough" and he still is ...
Posted by monet on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:19:00 PST

Cowhicks

Why: Dad's birthday/Family Reunion Where: Utah     we had fireworks.     AND THERE WAS A FIRE FIIIGHTT!!!! ahhahah, that's right my DADS name is Shannan we didn't have 39 candel...
Posted by monet on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 07:14:00 PST