Terry - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I once had an incident with my penis and the toilet seat.
I have recently discovered I have a Fire Trine, TWO Kites, TWO tee Squares and a mystic rectangle. If you know what this all means, we should talk. Or maybe we dont have to.
I rediscovered the Wildhearts. Their new album is the musical equivelent of drinking strawberry milkshake.
I like my band more than your girlfriend. Thats not because my band are awesome, its because your girlfriend is ugly.
Apparently the rumours about my genitalia are all true. Whatever the rumour!! Except the one about reading. They cant read.....well spanish anyways
I do bore easy, and I need constant mind stimulation. Your all being graded.
The penny has recently dropped.....which was shit
I am very sarcastic. If your funnier than me, there's a good chance I will stare at you from across the room with glazed eyes.
.....IF your funnier!!
I tear myself open on a daily basis

My Interests

Star signs, scuba diving, spaniels and sex......all at the same time, weather permitting of course

I'd like to meet:

Everyone in 'my heroes' section
Eye openers
Side splitters
Mind expanders

and the others......for shits and giggles

Music:

Beatles, Biffy and Ben.

Link to musical porn

Movies:

I like the one where all the stuff happens, and then the plot with the thingy that does that stuff, then with the thing that goes "hududa hududa ...lobster? Yeah that film

Television:

Heroes, Lost, Prison Break and porn documentaries.

Books:

Vagabonding......NOT Bondage!!

Heroes:

1. Frank Truman - wanting the dream

2. Richie Sowa - lived the dream

3. Jesus - preached the dream

4. Forest Gump - held onto the dream

5. Daniel Wallace - lives the dream

My Blog

Poems 5

1. This one is made up on the spotI'm just seeing how it will gojust like the first month in a new yearjust going with the flowDespite being off to a flying startthe wheels are starting to grindand th...
Posted by Terry on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:02:00 PST

Poems 4

There is something about jumping hedgesthat makes a grown up smileIts even better with your eyes closedits like falling for milesWith every bush its like an obstacleWhats on the other side?I could sta...
Posted by Terry on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:19:00 PST

Poems 3

Down*i was feeling pretty shitty when I wrote this*I dont know why I feel so blueIts more common everydayAll I want is to be happyBut my worries all want their sayI know that things could be worsethan...
Posted by Terry on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:39:00 PST

Poems 2

I wrote this back in early November. Somes it up well. Here's a little dittyabout my date last nightdont think its an angry tunebut things never go rightoh we've got loads in commonan...
Posted by Terry on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 02:20:00 PST

Poems 1

All these things that I have done.... OBIf everything you wanted, seemed out of reachWould you give up the city, and move to the beach?To feel the sea breeze, and the sun on your faceWhere everyo...
Posted by Terry on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 09:49:00 PST